Feel free to ask xpurple anything, Just click!

Do you know of a way I can score with pconroy's older sister? Maybe even both of them?

Get them very, very, very drunk.

When I try to get to the hentai, it asks for a password! What's up with this?

Simple. Bandwith costs money, I'm broke. So, to help me provide high quality anime porn, I must request a favor.

A small donation to xpurple@xpurple.com via paypal will grant you an account.

Where did the pink hearts go?!

You actualy liked those?

You should change the format of your dates on the updates page. according to the last 3 entries, we're already living through october :)

later T

Time is not real, luchtime even more so...

Though I did fix it (thanks for pointing it out)

I added one of your link buttons to my page, would you be so kind as to link to me like you said you would last week?

Sure, it's done. Check links for the link. Also, next time include a kinky graphic :)

i realize that it is hard to keep track of simple things as links but how come you cant update links to my page even after i badger you about it *all* the time, well not really but still man i mean come on I am your room mate for crying out loud -anonymous

I'm fucking lazy, but due to some unexpected down time those may be fixed ;)

Mr. xpurple guy,

Why do you have to use a gay ass mac to write your page? I mean, like you know it's like a mac!

Because I enjoy it, oh and you will enjoy that 200 meg email I sent to you ;)

U R GAY

Thanks!

Do you rely think God sucks? He's our lord and saviour! Your gonna go straght to hell if you don't belive in him. Have you ever been to a church?

Yes, no, no, and yes. God blows goats, he's got about as much power as any fictional entity. No, you are brainwashed. Nope, can't go to a place that doesn't exist :) And, finaly Yes, worst part of my life, I asure you of this. Being brainwashed sucks worse than you.

Can I date your sister?

Not unless you agree to meet me first. At that time I will decide, it's a fairly simple process. You know, I do a background check on you, beat you into submission (so you won't try anything funny), then charge you a couple hundred for failing.

Your a pervert, I hope they lock you away

Nah, I'm pretty safe really. Ya know just a little money laundering (involves washing machine), small time drug sales to minors. The ususal. Come on, your email address is ****@prodigy.net, I know you are into kiddie porn. Heh, 98% of all prodigy users are into that stuff. Clean your own closet first.

My mum installed cybersitter, and now I can't visit your site! Can you help me?

Just tell her that if she doesn't give you the password for cyber sitter, then you will never answer any of her computer questions again. Failing that, gimmie your number. I'll set her straight...

What's up with the pink hearts?

Don't like 'em, head over to www.olsentwins.com, nuff said.

Ever wear drag?

Only on dates

Pink hearts!? What gives?

Fuck you, do you have any idea how many people have asked about this? Fuck you, you don't like 'em, go fuck yourself!

Hi, my name is Diane. Can I meet you? You sound so cool! With you being in the states and all, life gots to be lots diffrent from here. I'll bugger my mum to get you a plane ticket if you want. Thanks xman!

Wow, yeah that would be quite cool. Send me a plane ticket, and I'll be there ASAP. Just make sure it's ok with your mom first ;)

Your mom is so fat the back of her neck looks like a pack of hotdogs!

Ahh, I see you have found www.yourmom.com

Do you have a naked picture of yourself?

Yes, want a copy?

Keep the mail coming!