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Intrests: My Macintosh's, The internet, cute girls, Hella porn, and music.

Turn Ons: Sexy hardware, blue hair, anime, and small breasts.

Turn Offs: Religion, windows, huge breasts (I fear suffocation), and being bored.

I'm a 23 year old guy who works at an ISP. I've got my web site address painted on the back of my big white car. Hang out in coffee shops, don't do drugs, and rarely drink.

I love my macs, hate windows, and am the king of no pants. If you question any of these facts I will set explain it to you in more detail. I think the king.html explains the no pants thing pretty well. For now you will just have to trust me on the rest.

Oh, and if you want naked pictures of me just ask. In general I don't just post them because half of the people who visit my site are fifteen. Somehow I think they should not be looking at 8" slongs. Don't belive me? Ask for a picture you luser.

Even though I am the true king of no pants, I do often wear them. Not doing so would get me into all sorts of trouble. Espicaly when I hang out at the mall and gawk over schoolgirls. Speaking of that, I think that anime has warped my mind. It's made me into a very odd fellow, a shouju otaku! Oh well, it seems to work.

On a final note. You don't want to be like me. I'm not in any way cool. I'm the type of guy your parents told you to stay away from as a kid (too bad you didn't listen).

As of late, (last couple years) I've been keeping a journal of sorts. Not everything is put in it, but most is. Feel free to check it out.

My life is definitely interesting