Do you care about yourself? Why should you? Your a worthless piece of shit! Fuck you!
Looks like I've gotten off to a bad start with this one. But, lets just say that's the general mood I'm in. Stupid users, stupid people! Thier should be some sort of test you must pass before you can call into tech support.
You would not belive how some of these things get messed up. They can't pronounce most of the shit on thier computer. Like it's another language or something! I can't even begin to explain how they do this, very confusing. You get usto it. Still though, it's not right!
Standard mistakes that are annoying
"What kind of computer do you have?"
"Energy Star!"
"What kind of Mac do you have?"
"Duh! Intosh!"
"What happens when you try to connect?"
"It says thier is no dialtone..."
Those are pretty standard, thier a many, many more that these silly users dream up. I've decieded that they must spend all of thier free time thinking up ways to annoy me. I know that's what they are upto. They are all out to drive me crazy! I hate them. Stupid users who have nothing better to do with ther little lives but give me problems to fix. FUCK I AM NOT GOD
You do realize why I endure it, don't you?
Yep, it's all about the bandwith, and the girls. Hella girls. You don't know what it's like to have a hoarde of girls all trying to rip your cloths off as you pass by. Yep, it's all worthwile. (I'm lying through my teeth)
This job comes with no girls, nothing worth getting excited over. Just a godlike power that demands awe, and respect. The users ph33r me, since with the click of my mouse I can make thier world go away. (not that I ever would)
Now, more about the girls part. Yep, they hate me. I'm scum, they think I'm a lousy geek. I even had a girl from another country say I looked geeky. Hey, I pride myself in looking like a geek. Like with my hair. When I try to omb it, it just looks dumb. If I don't comb it, it implys true geekhood. A real geek wouldn't even bother with his hair. That's not to say I don't bat it around a bit to knock the chunks louse from time to time though ;)
Speaking of that, I need another haircut. Fuck, I feel like I'm in the army! It's long...It needs to be about .5cm in length to make me happy. That way it stays in place without any trouble. But, I don't plan on doing that bald thing again. Somehow I don't think it would go well with the beard.
Speaking of the beard, I'm not sure if I should keep it or not. It makes me look older. Not sure what I think of that quite yet. But to shave every day is a pain. Not to mention razor cuts. Those suck.
Inportant news: I am planning the launch of www.ClownsSuck.com, yes. I hate clowns, I think they suck. They scare the hell out of me. Left in a room alone with one, he would not come out alive. Why do they have to look so stupid? Fuck 'em. I just can't wait to see the looks on people faces when they see http://www.ClownsSuck.com on the back of my truck :) Hehe!
Launch date is unknown, mostly due to me not having a credit card. But, as soon as I can convince adam to sign up with dotster, and get my DNS working I will be set. Just you wait and see!
On other fronts life goes. I called in sick yesterday. Haven't done that in a very long time. Several jobs without one sick day, I hate to break my record like that. But, somehow I don't think it would be good for the workplace if my body was trying very hard to dump everything in my digestive track out the wrong end. You can't belive how embarssed I was after walking out of the bank. Heh, the rain should have cleaned it up nicely though.
I need to set the keyboard repeat rate on this iBook faster. Takes like 30 seconds currently to fill the screen with z's. That's far to long.
But, enough about my silly problems. Lets move onto something bigger and better. Yep, you guessed it.
Bad Religion. The best band in the wrold, they rock your shit. They make frank zappa look tame. And, oh do they have a motive. You have to really listen to get it. But it becomes quite obvious shortly. Fuck the .gov, fuck religion, fuck you. That's the jist of it.
I am the candy man, coming from bounty land! I am the candy man, coming from bounty land!
I wish that you were my lollypop, sweet thing I will never get enough. If you show me to the sugar tree, will you give me a soda pop for free?
Come with me honey, I am your sweet sugar candy man. Come with me, your sweet sugar candy man. Bite me I'm yours, your sweet sugar candy man.
You are my lollypop!
I wish I was a bubble gum, chewing on me, the only one. I will be beging with sweet delight, untill you say I am yours tonnite.
Come with me honey, I am your sweet sugar candy man. Run like the wind, fly with me to bounty land. Bite me, I'm yours. If your hungry, please understand that this is the end of your sweet sugar candyman.
Oh my love, I know you are my candyman. Oh my love, your word is my command. Oh my love let us fly to bounty land!
I am the candy man, coming from bounty land!
Oh my love, I know you are my candyman. Your word is my command! You are my lollypop. Sugar, sugar drop.
I am the candyman, coming from bounty land!
Coming from bounty land!
Makes me think of 'the artic circle', a little resturant in beatrice. They have something called a 'bounty burger'. Not much of a bounty, it's only 1/2 lb of dead cow. That's not near enough to fill me up. Maby six or seven of them would make me happy, but one? That's just a snack.
Yep, I'm one of those freaks who can eat till till the cows come home, and not gain a single pound. I sit at about 100lbs at all times. Well, less. But, you get the idea. One day it will catch up with me though. I'll wake up, and realize how much weight I put on seemingly overnight. It will deffinitly be a shock.
Something else of intrest, I am going to die... Yep, but not for a while yet. Just like everyone else I must wait my turn. Sadly, it won't be of old age. Trust me, you don't want to know the details of it.
In preperation I must write a 'last will and testimant'. So here goes.
Adam gets x9 Don gets all my computer equipment, minus the iBook Auriel gets the iBook Don gets enough money to buy an super cool laptop Mike gets enough money to buy a super cool laptop Jennal gets the same as mike The rest of the money gets turned into pennys, then left on alltells parking lot Hmm, that just about covers it, anything else should be given to whoever wants it.
Can you tell I'm depressed? I know what it is, but can't really explain it very well. Another hit of deja-vu today at work. Sometimes those turn out to be quite cool, but other times they suck hardcore. Spending half your time knowing what's about to happen has it's major down points. Lack of suprize is one of them. Heh, thier is something to be said about not knowing whatt's going to happen.
After I finish my coffee, I must go.
Just as a note, my nipples are hard!
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