The target acted up today. I mean realy acted up. Sit back and let me explain.
I get to work, and he's sitting where one of my friends sits. This is odd, but quite to my benifit. From where I stuck my laptop I could see his screen directly over mine. Mmm, revenge is sweet.
So he is engaged in one of the things that where baned due to his abuse. I remove it from his screen.
You have to remember that this guy isn't so bright. So, I clear it off over fifty times during the five hours he was sitting there. He never even complained other than "My PC crashes a lot".
I guess being not so bright is a bonus for him. The ignorant appear to actualy have bliss. I find that so odd. How can you be happy with life knowing you don't know shit?
Here are a few emails for you to read. Quite annoying this guy is. I want to hurt him, break his body beyond repair.
Wasup / Lark / can you help me? / Um Hello
DUDE / command / Re: command / Re: command
netscape / Re: netscape / command line
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You can imagine how good life is with him around. This is why the politics ar work have gotten so bad. There isn't anywhere else to place the blame. And to think that he's been at IN for over a month now! I just can't fathom it.
Can't you sue people for lying on there resume? I'm sure it's possible for doctors, but maby not for internet helpdesk. It would appear that one of the owners has already yelled at him. Didn't seem to make any diffrence though.
He spent half the day off the phone. Using AIM (AOL insting messanger). At first he was doing it via his home PC using VNC (Virtual Network Computer). I put a stop to this with my super powers. Then he moved to using the JAVA client under netscape.
This is one of the reasons netscape was using so much CPU time on that machine. Bloody JAVA is slow, and eats memory.
What's most ironic is that he never caught on. How can someone be that stupid and still get a job? Does he not know that the gods can watch everything he does? Yes, everything. Every keystroke, every network connection. All logged.
Or it's not. But it could be. All that matters. I know they do watch from time to time. I've seen it happen. Not pretty, get called up to have a talk about why you had a connection to some irc server or whatnot.
Today was slow, but steady. I like that. I got some callbacks done (mostly nobody was home). And I solved a lot of problems for people. Only one of them thanked me. So it goes.
I have an install tommorow. Half a days wages for an hour of work. The kind of work I hate. I talk to mornon's all day on the phone, then tommorow I get to visit one in it's natural enviorment. I've already got my bio-suit picked out.
But it gets me up to lincoln. I'll actualy have time to replace my car's radio! I'm so sick of hearing rush limbagh that I've switched to radio disney. And I've now heard far to much britney spears for my health.
Tommorow I also look at the appartment. Yay! I'm finaly getting away from that jeff person. Good thing since it's going to happen before I kill him.
As you can see even my life isn't perfect. Heh, xpurple's fucked up life. It would make a great title.
One of these days I'll get around to writing a book. Hmm, maby I'm currently working on it? I have no idea. I'm just this guy you know? No real reason to exist but be annoyed by morons.
Just like the guy who has invaded the office. I don't need to deal with that kind of shit at work. Well, other than the special people we call clients. They are special. They pay us money for the service, it should not work the other way around.
Subject: Wasup I just wanted to write to you all and tell you that I have nothing to do! I am sitting over here staring at my screen doing nothing! Target
Tell me again what he does for a living...
Subject: Lark Did you turn on lark?????? Target
Does it matter?
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