You may note the *very* cute girl on the front of my page. This is the evil one. I think she's cute :)

It's more than that though. Ironic that I would actualy know a girl, but it's true! Yep, flesh and blood know. Not just over the network. Unbeliveable? I agree.

I met her many years ago through one of my friends. She's the younger sister of Pern_26's girlfriend (though that parts under dispute currently). I usto live right across the street from her. Yep, back when I lived in beatrice. Hell, I still own property next door to her.

Or not so much anymore. She's off in college, and doesn't quite live there all the time anymore. Oh well, once in a while I run into her now and then. Mmm, I think about her from time to time. Strange isn't it?

Once in a while I run into her too. Ironic though that she's with a guy almost every time. Oh, I should note that the guy she's with is gay (every time). I'm still not quite sure what to think about that.

We have an abusive user with the same last name who makes me remember. Strange, espicaly since when I called the user up the first time I thought it was the other girl.

I can't remember her first name! She's been refered to as the evil one so long that I just don't know her name anymore. Hmm, if I try realy hard I can remember it. Keeps me up at night sometimes!

It will probably keep me up tonnite since I just can't remmeber it off the top of my head. Her sister has a q in the middle of her name if that tells you anything :)

I don't know why I think of her. Nothing strange, just wondering how she's doing and such. Hmm, makes me wonder.

I sat up front for the first hour and a half today. That means I get to take care of any clients that walk in. Oh, and since I'm not behind a wall I can't look at porn! Danmit all to hell!!!

I hate users, I hate them and wish they would die. Calling up and saying that it doesn't work but not being specific enough for me to help them. Or when I say click on the "Network" icon, they click on the "Internet" icon. Can they not read?!

Most people can't read. Argh! Why the hell not? How do they function? I would at least hope they can count. Hmm, doubtfull. If they could they wouldn't be so pissed about thier bills being "wrong" when they arn't...

Speaking of work, my annoyance threshhold has lowered. I have to strugle to stay calm with clients who can't read. Hmm, or any client who expects me to work magic. Fuck them, they suck. I know exactly how they breed. It's too easy. Just like fucking up thier settings.

What I realy hate are the little buggers who can't read, and can't speak. I admit this is nebraska, but realy! When they simply don't know the words to say to me it's a problem.

So far in this line of work I've heard the word "Automaticly" said in so many diffrent ways. Automagicly, automanicly, anonymously, alterntively, the list could go on for pages. How hard is that word to read?

I've also decided that there is a breeding facility somewhere in the middle of Wisconson that pumps these people out. It's run by those guys in black suits who follow me around.

They breed them for the sole reason of annoying me. They must think I'm too dangerous to be left alone. We all know that talking to people with an IQ of 70 turns my brain to mush just trying to deal with them.

If only I didn't have to be nice. Hmm, no I am nice. I'm Mr. Fucking nice guy. Takes forever to blow up. Heh, but it does happen! Big explosion, not pretty. I'm talking about body parts strewn about, blood you know.

I need to hurt somebody eventualy. To bad I've already picked a target. He's not getting it yet though. Soon though, soon. He makes a few more wrong moves and I'm going to fuck his world. I've already figured out how.

I need to write up another mac walkthrough. This time for people who's macs are too old to run Open Transport. Hmm, I would prefer to not deal with anything but.

I also need to kick around one of the I-modems in north platte. Danm things, I hate them. iThings are supposto be made by apple!

The woes of a dialup tech. Hell, I only do it for the bandwith. Hmm, the money is good too, but not as good as it could be. I could make more as a trashman. Plus then I could yell at people a lot.

Only problem with that is no bandwith, and no girls. At least I get to talk to girls with this job! Though the ones I think sound cute are probably 500 pound lumps of lard. Oh well, so it goes.

We are at the mercy of imbecels. I seriously think that idiots should be 'fixed' so they can't breed. Also they should be kept from takeing care of children. Even a smart kid can be ruined by louser parents.

I know that I sound a bit drastic, almost (do I say it) nazi like. Who cares? They don't deserve the honor of having children! Fuck, they can't even operate thier digital watch for christs sake!

So I've got a girl stareing at me. Odd, and her friend turns around on occasion to stare also. Very strange. Hmm, think. What would a normal guy do in this situation. Probably ask for sex, no doubt. Such a complex thing.

Not the sex itself, that's quite simple. Find hole, fill. Easy. It's what else comes with it. The 'bagage' for lack of a better word. That's something I would prefer to not deal with. Heh, no chance of that if I want to get laid.

So I don't get laid. Thier is no need, I would not curse another person to live in this world ruled by idiots.

There is one guy at work who goes on about one of his pointless hobbies. I don't want to hear about it, I don't care. I consider sports to be a very pointless endevour.

Then are the constant requests for warez, serialz, and the such. You realize how iligal that is? Fuck that, for all I know he's been hired by the guys in black suits who follow me around! I trust no one.

Though I do trust nobody (since he su's root every day at 1:00am on my machine). But that's it! He's a rather special exception since he's just a daemon that lives on my headless laptop.

One thing that realy pisses me off is when people ask the same questions over and over again. They get the same response, and then they keep asking.

Spirit Shine is a sign of a tourted mind. Spirit shine all the time can render you blind. Take it all to heart and you throw it all away. Create a god who's infalable, and your alwyase right.

Oh, napster is supposto go to a subscription based system soon. Oh well, I'll just have to go back to using google to find mp3s. Life goes on, I sure as hell am not paying anything for that service. Nice as it is though.

Oh, and in case your curious, I keep gay porn on my computer. One reason! When people in resturants or wherever want me to show them porn I have something that will detur most anyone. Though as one of my friends put it "You will probably stop after you do that to a gay guy".

He's probably right.

I need to go home, but first a smoke.

I'm going to bed as soon as I get home. Hmm, speaking of that I wonder if they left the front door open again? We had a huge gas bill last month due to them leaving the heat up past 90. What's leaving the front door open going to do?

Make it even higher! And with the rising gas prices I don't need that. What's worse is when I wake up at noon to find it open. Hmm, no. When I wake up and the wind is slamming it aganst the outside wall. It makes me want to scream!

But at that time of day nobody is there to scream at (and I literaly mean that). I don't want to scream at nobdoy (he's nice). I want to scream at them. Didn't they learn to shut the fucking door?

Aside from that is the whole heat issue. I bet it gets cold in thier room when they close the door (we don't have central heat). Hmm, are they modest or something? Hah! I could care less if they fuck with the door open. I can ignore most anything, except when it's too hot.

I've also decied that they are afraid of me. Why else would they hide in thier room when I come home? I don't realy hate them, they just annoy the hell out of me.

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