You will never guess what recently happend. We bought another town (actualy several). Yep, we are now the proud owners of norfolk and a couple other little shit towns. Yum.

You know what this means? Yep, we get them all calling up because they need to change things, or that they don't understand the billing.

I've even had one girl question who I was. She couldn't belive that her ISP would sell out to one of us evil corperations. Hmm, we are *NOT* evil! We are just a little ISP (well, medium sized). Argh, we only own like 25 towns or so. Maby thirty.

We are nowhere near the size of an evil corp. While we are working on it. World domination at it's best.

You see working for IN works well for me. I want world domination, so do they. If I help them in thier cause they might give me part. You know, something nobody else wants. Heh, like canida. Who would want that anyway? But it would be mine! All mine! Muhaha!

I would like to point out, if any of my higher ups are currently reading this. I don't want italy. I'm serious. Unless of course that's all they will give me. I'd rather have canida.

Today was another day where I wake up before noon. I hate those days. Nobody in thier right mind would want to do such a thing! It's almost a sin. I'm an old man, I need my sleep.

Also of note, this has been more of a weekly journal as of late. The takeover has not gone well (or, it has, but it doesn't feel like it). I've just been super busy. Sorry to all my fans. I'll get better, I promise!

I've figued out why the third world countrys havn't been exploited with the internet yet. Nobody in those places has enough food to eat, so why would they bother to own a computer? Hmm, but they should. We need more morons to feed off of.

Did you know that my salery comes from those who are too stupid to program the clock on thier VCR? God forbid they get near a computer. Yep, they need me in a way that no one else does. Don't you wish you felt so special? It's a curse, trust me.

Other thoughts have been going through my head. The internet is not just about getting money from stupid people for products they didn't know they needed. It's about chat rooms, and porn. All users need these things.

You start with chat rooms, and then this leads to porn. Find me an internet user who's never stumbled uppon either of these and I'll give you a prize. Hell, you can even pull up porn with a search for cookies. How subversive is that?

This leads onto the final goal of those evil internet people. Yep, they are going to turn every member of your family into perverts. Would you have it any other way? I sure wouldn't.

Take away all that stuff that the moral bastards want rid of, and you have very little left. Over 85% of the internet is porn, or imoral. Doesn't that just make you feel safe to let your kids surf the web? It should.

Interesting song going through my speakers currently. Something about takeing retards to the zoo in thier special bus. Yum.

While this has nothing to do with the other, I'll use it to lead on to something else that's going on.

One of the owners sons was killed in a car wreck a couple days ago. Hmm, yesterday I belive. It's hard to hold back the tears, I know what it's like. Far too well.

One of these days I'll post the pictures from the wreck I was in. It was terrible, and I try to not think about it. Feel free to ask me about it, but I may not answer.

There is little I can say about this topic right now. I'm in a public place, and am close to breaking down in tears.

On a lighter note, I met a girl recently. Yep, flesh and blood. Sometimes it even happens to socialy inept perverts like myself.

Her name is Trinity (no, realy). Hmm, she does work for the religious bastards at walmart, but other than that she seems cool. For starters, she thinks 'Hackers' is a good movie. Wow, first girl I've ever met that gets off on that movie. Hehe.

Then she also likes david bowie. Nice :) Course, what person here doesn't think he's got a great ass? (guys included).

I still have christmas music in my playlist. Haha, if I keep forgiting to swap it out with something else I'll have it for next year :)

Speaking of music, I got some more metallica mp3 files. I wonder if they feel pain every time I listen to them? I did 'steal' them with napster after all. Fuck them. Metallica called thier loyal fans cheap bastards. Fuck them.

Oh, and fuck adam oleson. Fuck him. He linked to my page, saying it was a software archive. I am not a fucking software archive!

Aside from that, his new webpage is both an example of theft, and lying. He stole the design directly from IN's front page. (and more) Not to mention all the lies he has on it. Hell, even the server software he's running isn't registered. (a little chat with his SMTP server told me that)

I have no respect for that bastard. I'd kill him if it wern't for all the trouble it would be to do so. (and deal with after the fact) Some people just don't deserve to live, and he's one of them.

I have a confederate flag on the back of my car. This weekend I got some shit from a couple of college students about it. After I commended they where white so they should fuck off thier protests stoped.

Remember that I probably hate you. I mean that from the bottom of my heart. Take it as a complement if you will.

Pass it along.

Did you know that the real world is a dangerous place? You do now. There are people out there who are stupid. They think it's easyer to rob you than earn a living working. What they don't understand is that mugging is work! It's probably a lot harder than a 9-5 job. Think about the extra stress they have to deal with.

I would hope it makes the idea sound a bit less pleasent. Think about having to go home at night, then worry about the police breaking down your door. Hmm, you should worry about that anyway.

Now that it's aganst the law to think you should be weary. Yes, I'm serious. Remember that last school shooting? Yah, the one that I laughed at. Well, they have finaly done it.

A kid joked about shooting someone, and he was hauled off to jail. I'm serious. Just a warning that you should only think clean, and pure thoughts that have been given to you by the .gov. It's the only way they will have it.

Now while that's all true, fuck it. I'm going to think what I danm well please. Now what I do may be put under thier scruples. But I can think about anything! If I want to think about killing the president of the US then I can. They have no right to do anything about it unless I actualy make an attempt to do so.

But that's not the truth. They would gladly put me in the chair for even thinking such a thing. Hah Idiots! This is just another nail in the coffin of the US. Fuck the US.

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