'Thank you for calling tech support, how can I help you?'

'I can't connect to the ineternet!'

'Does it dial?'

'Don't ask me those technical questions!'

'Hmm, does it make noice when you hit connect?'

'No'

'Do you get an error message?'

'It says it can't find the modem.'

'Ahh, how long has it been like this?'

'Oh, it does this every sunday. But, it will work fine tommorow. It does every time.'

'Hmm, so what your saying is that it can't find the modem on sundays?'

'Yah, every sunday.'

'What kind of modem do you have?'

'Gateway2000'

'No, the modem, not the computer.'

'You mean the thing that I stick disks in isn't the modem!?'

'No, that's the computer. It's what holds all the bits that make it work...including the modem.'

The user fumbles around for a minuite. Apparently they have the manuals handy.

'Ok, I found it. It says it's a win-modem. That's good right?'

'Hmm, not bad. But, they don't work on sundays.'

'Why?'

'Kina a long story, but in short. Microsoft makes 'em. Microsoft also bought evil (tm) about a month ago. Ever since then thier stuff hasn't worked too well on sundays. Nobody realy knows why, maby thier is a god afterall...'

'I wanna talk to somebody else, your a freak!'

*click*

So, I got up thismorning at like 6:00 (went to bed at 4:00). Decided I wasn't that tired, watched TV for a while (Money Machine on ZDTV). That sucked, so I decied that the yard could use a good mowing.

It took me about two hours to mow the yard (it's pretty large). As a note of intrest, if you are mowing in a circle, make shure the chewed up grass exits on the outside of the circle. Otherwise you end up chewing it up over, and over again. Not to mention it becomes a pile in the center when your done.

Oh, and rocks the size of a softball arn't good for the mower either. (don't ask)

Not much else to say right now. More later (as usual).

EOF