In this issue, our superhero sits again at one of his havens, newles truck stop. He sits and waits for something to happen, something that he must do, but saddly enough, the only thing he has to do next of great inportance is at 1700 tommorow. He is 5-3rd at pizza hut. This means simply, that he will oil pans for the next day, take out the trash, cook pies, then wash dishes. Not a very heroic job for our 20th century batman, but he takes what he can get. At least he takes pride in his work. If it's not done right, or at least danm close, he gets irate, and yells (not that this happens very often). He likes the people he works with, they are very nice people. They are kina like a family to him (a realy wierd, sick, and twisted family(but a family none the less)). It is an interesting situation to say the least. But due to bad planning, and/or lack of forethought our superhero is almost out of funds at the moment. He can barely afford the cup of coffee he is drinking. The silly waits tried to sit him in the 'normal' section. But he knows better. He sometimes sits with them, but only if he's realy bored. Today he's not so much bored, but waiting, waiting for the newton adventure to be over with. He even had the forethought to make this document actualy readable in netscape, or IE. He did it by puttting the pre-formated text tags in. It may work, or maby he's just smoking crack. Some time tommorow, he will have to go out in search of tobbaco products. This is a thought that does not please him much. He likes to have them handy at all times, fore they help him deal with the stresses brought on him (being a superhero in this day and age isn't an easy feat). Last night was restless for him, he could not sleep, knowing all the trouble that the world was in (or was it something he ate?). To deal with the fundage problem, he will attempt to borrow some cash from a wait (any other ideas?). This route has worked well in the past, and may again. But he has one day left till he has to resort to something like that. (Actualy, after some thinking, a several K paragraph in IE might make it crash...) The anti-skip feature on his CD-player even works to help CD's that skip all bythemselves. (At least it helps) But, what is a superhero to do, he has 21 hours till his next call to duity. Till then, he will most likey sleep, eat, and deficate. Not very heroic at all though. Well, actualy, he probably won't deficate, but we won't get into the complexitys of that situation. The cigerete of choice that is being smoked at the moment is luckey strike (they where on sale). Our superhero has some problems though, he suffers from wanderlust. Wanderlust is one of the oddest afflictions that a being can suffer. It causes him to move about from time to time, never staying in a place for more than a year, most often a couple months. Maby later he will get maried, put his batbelt on the shelf, and make a home. But untill then, he will wander the world to see what wonders it holds. So far, not that many (not to say none though). He steers a course to nowhere, and drops the anchor. He does this often. But soon as he starts to settle down, he does it again, and the cycle continues. At this point in time, he's been to most of the USA. Maby canida will be next. Almost ready to die of thirst, he awaits the waitress to reffill his coffee. 2008 his watch reads. Maby he should go 'home' at a reasonable time tonnite, probably not. That rarely happens. Last night he did, but had some tasks to undertake, so was forced to leave again. He left in search of a friend of his, not so much looking for the friend, but the automobile that his friend was driving, it was muchly needed by one of the owners. He searched hi, and lo for the pair, but that was a daunting task. Eventualy his journy came to an end, and he found what he had sought. But as that task came to an end, he was taken up into another task. He had to help one of his other friends put up a fence. After a great amount of laboring with an electric screwdriver, it was almost done. He took that break to take leave, wished his friend goodnight, and left for his spot on the floor in a house 1.37 miles away. Not a very big sopt on the floor, but still enough. He dosn't need much. He dosn't ask much, but when he does, you had better listen. The waitress has finaly brought the challice of unicorn blood(err coffee), and saved him from almost uncerntan dehidration. Wearing most of his batbelt, a great deal of attention is drawn. "No probelm, I'm usto it" he mutters to the narator. Pausing the music coming out of his CD-player, his eardrums uncringe, and he begins to hear the multitude of conversations going on around him. He hears peoms forming in his head!
Starving wait |-_-_-_-_-_-| Dosn't she look great She's the starvng wait She dosn't finish her plate So she can keep off the wheight
Luckey fuck +---------+ He's a luckey fuck Dosn't give a fuck Got luck like *snap* Like to give him a *whack* He's happy go luckey But I think he's a junkie Probably speed stuff he dosn't need
LSD \_/ LSD makes your mind free it lets you sprit be but it's not the best although cheaper than the rest
HTML editing =-=-=-=-=-=- Editing HTML, how can he manage it's the hypertext markeup language What else does one need maby another dose of speed all the brackets causing rackets all the hyper hard to cypher
No Hurry )-+-+-+-( No hurry So sorry No hurry So sorry No hurry So sorry No hurry So sorry No hurry So sorry No hurry So sorry No hurry So sorry No hurry So sorry (but I want more!)
Coffee and smokes !***************! Drinking coffee Smoking smokes Thinking about mopie (mopie is the guy who mops the floors at pizza hut) Listing to others jokes (Every morning)
Teena \^+^/ She cooks pies all day On the clock or not She does it her own way She works quite a lot Never question her way You just might get shot
According to spec
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According to spec
we use topping cups
According to spec
we use saucse ladles
According to spec
We wash all the pans
According to spec
We don't smoke in back
According to spec
We don't graise food
According to spec
we don't have a 3000ms (the famious 3 second rule (3000ms))
According to spec...
Fuck spec, that rarely happens!
The 7+K file #=--------=# It takes quite a while To type out 7K into a file But he has quite a while To put junk in his file
That GUY! *-------* That guy over there In the other chair He keeps twitching He keeps bitching He needs a switching His leg keeps moving Kina like he's groving
Wonders of a scanner |-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O| Lots to hear police, fire, EMS, coredless phones, cell phones, walkie takies, weather, satalites, bumber beepers, Pretty much anything that emits RF radiation (danm(didn't ryme))
Uniform ______p -It's a tapemeasure! The uniform must be Prim and propper It dosn't take much to see What kind of worker Is wearing the uniform That can barely conform
Our hero decides to dive into the dungens of doom for a bit of time, in hopes of finding the amulet of yendor. In doing this, he will bring honer upon himself, and his god torath.
He has come back from the depths of the dungen of doom. Still unscussfull in his quest, but he will not give up, he will most likely try again sometime soon. He must get the amulet of yendor. For it is part of his destiny. Repeating track 10 on Thumper, he wants to hear it again. Been here long enough to see the crowd change several times, our hero has. He thinks it quite odd that people stay for such a short time. But he is diffrent, this is his haven. This is the only place in this town that he feels fully confterble. Truckstops in general are the only places he realy feels confterble at all. He has been to sevearl hundred in his time. (well, probably not several hundred, but more than fifty) Learning more about emacs every day, realizing that he will never fully grasp the full power of the tool. More than just a word processor, it's more like a shell. emacs is powerd by lisp (it's own programing language), and because of this, it can be used for anything from HTML editing to chatting on IRC. An unquestionablely powerfull tool for anybody to have. "seems like our narator is getting a bit off track here" *WHACK* Ahh, much better, got a little sidetracked there, thanks.
The Flag P/////|| - dominos He dosn't realize that the flag that he wears is not right it's backwards but he does not see that fact the stars should face into the wind (the front) This dosn't ryme but it does fit into the left margin danm well if anybody still has a 20 charecter wide dispalay this would show up quite well
That guys ass %-----------% That guys ass what a mass that chunk of meat shure fills the seat evenly split in two what is he to do he sits all day it won't go away It is here to stay does he like it that way? Is he gay? Ahh! He went away!
Fuck The System 9______________ - roll of tape being dispenced Somebody said fuck the system but he couldn't define what he ment so the crowd left him his words where took, and bent
Elvis lives =----+----= Elvis lives Somewhere in graceland Elvis lives He plays in a band Elvis lives He roams this land Elvis lives Hiding in graceland Elvis lives Under the grandstand Elvis lives Isn't it grand? Elvis lives Well, not realy :)
What does Sam do *-*-*-*-*-*-*-*+ What does he do? Why is he so slow? I could see if he was new Been there for a while though Takes hours to do buffay To everyone's dismay I took on that job today In thirty min I was away
Poor @_ _ _ I'm poor I have no cash I'm poor Except for my stash I'm poor But that's fine I'm poor I don't want to wine
Guy staring at me -|||||||||||||||- He sits and stares I don't think he cares He stares at me Can't he see He should probably take a picture of he thinks I'm taht cute, but he just keeps staring at me, and it's getting on my nerves, it's fucking annoying, I want to pound his ass for looking at me like that, he's got fucking tatoos all over his body, and a kid on his lap. He's blind to what I am...well...so am I...But he's just fucking annoying... Oh, fuck (he left)
Some of the girls at work are trying to get the 20th centry batman to go on dates. Not shure what to think of this, he very kindly brushes thier offers off, for he dosn't want to be stuck in this town too much longer. Having a relationship would cerntely make the act of leaving that much harder. But, that is thier intention, they want to get him tied down. They say it's because they like him, but he isn't shure what to do. So, he does the only thing he can (flee). After going on a date with one of them, it's decided that it is imposible. It cannot work. If nothing else, due to the finantcal situation that he is in. But he dosn't want relationships with them, they are nice, and cute, but they don't match what he's looking for. It's a very complicated situation. But not altogether bad. Just more complicated that he wants me to get into.
Sitting in the corner, so that nobody can sneak up behind him, watching the people dineing on thier various feasts of rotted fleash. (actualy, that's all cooking meat does (it's just a controled way to rot flesh (the heat accelerates the rotting of the flesh)))
The two sat there, exchanging ideas. "We should leave soon" she mumbles looking at her watch. "But we just got here a couple hours ago!" the other girl almost yells. The two are having a standard arguement, for the first is the inpacint type, and the latter is apt to loiter for very long periods of time in one place. "Couldn't we go do something?" the first girl says. "Like what?" "I don't know" "I see no point in wandering around aimlessly waiting for something to cool to happen, you know very well that it never does" "That's because we never 'GO' out and do anything!" "What the hell do you think where doing right now??, Where sitting in a resturant, maby some cute guys will visit with us!" She doubts her words more than you can understand. "Yah, that would be nice, but don't get your hopes up, your stuck in somebodys head, and so am I" the first girl notes. "Yes, it's annoying, but it hasn't stoped us in the past" "Yah, but it shure makes it a pain in the ass to get a date" "NO, realy!?" "Well, we can't exactly leave till he decides that he's bored enough, and from the looks of it, he's typing out our conversation with near perfect clarity" "Hmm...he seems to be getting stranger, and stranger as time goes on" "Yah, tell me about it..." At that point, they both fade back into the recesses of our superhero's mind to reamerge sometime later, when they do come back out, they will probably help him make some sort of decision. In fact they are the same person, but at diffrent times. The first is a backup of the origional, backed up at the time of creation. The second is the matured version of the first. They do not understand the corlation though. That is the primary reason that they aregue so much. Our superhero has several personalitys in his mind, and backups of all of them at diffrent points in time. Once in a while they all see the light of day. Oddly enough though, the origional personality that he came with is licked away tightly. That one is still running the show, but not directly, only pulling strings, and setting witch one sould be active. Taking full control only in times that the others cannot cope. When he was young, he made a copy of his factory personality, then played with it in ways you cannot imagine. After a while, he got better, and better at editing it, and after he was happy, he started making more copys and more changes. Till eventuely he knew pretty much how to create one from scratch. This was a daunting feat for him, but he was still successfull. Most of them are a bit buggy (some more than others), but most people don't notice the glitches. The only problem, is it's hard to control them once they are in the drivers seat. Depending on witch one is there, depnds on how he will react to certen situations. Ususaly they have the forethought, and kindness to put the one that is best at certen types of situations in control at the right times.
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