I did the ebay thing today. Yep, I woke up at around 3:00am, and just couldn't sleep. So doing what any disfunctional computer geek would, I got on ebay. I looked around for a while, found some cool stuff.

I came out of it pretty good, but did drop some serious bills. Got some Card Captor Sakura posters, and another laptop. Hmm, those posters are so *cute*!

But, what do I need with another laptop? Soon as it shows up, I will have a serial port! Yep, and a floppy drive! Hmm, that's about it. Oh, and a higher rez screen. Now I can play network games with brightsun. (he's going to be so happy!).

The laptop was cheap, and so where the posters. Heh, and it made me very tired. You have any idea how hard it is to snipe?

Hmm, you don't know what it is to snipe? Foolish person. Let me explain it :)

See, the way these online auctions work, you have a set ammount of time that it takes place. Say, 72 hours. Someone bids, and hopes nobody outbids them.

To snipe is to not get caught up in the bid wars. You let whoever it is that bid on it think it's thiers. Then seconds before the close, you bid, and you bid hard.

Most every time you end up with victory!

Now, there are some people out there who cry that it's not fair, how painfull it is to louse to a sniper. Fuck them, it's the best way. This is a free world, they can snipe if they want to.

Hmm, today was slow again. Danmit, good weather does this. I still don't understand it! Since it's so nice out, people go outside, and actualy 'enjoy' the weather. Sun beating down, wind in thier faces. And they don't use the internet. Danmit!

It's realy all an evil plot by the .gov. The companys who sell hats, and shades pay them to keep that danm light on realy bright. Something about people not buying enough hats, or shades.

It goes in this cycle, about every six months they adjust it. I assume that in the third quarter of the year the warehouses are pretty much out of hats, and sunglasses.

Then about six months later, after they have filled the warehouses again, the .gov turns the dial, and the light gets brighter. Thustly causing more people to buy these pointless things.

The world is that simple. It realy is. If you only knew a fraction of what goes on these days.

Thats like makeup. Evil thing. They tell you that if you don't wear it, your ugly. You wear it, and you have to wear it to look normal. It destroys your skin, and causes cancer.

Aside from the self serving need this causes, there are some others. Plastic Surgury, and cancer treatment. You know the doctors are getting paid to say that makeup doesn't cause these problems.

Lyndsy is here. Though she's a bit out of it. Danm psyc majors. You can never tell what they are thinking. Ususaly trying to pick someone else appart. Hmm, almost as bad as cyborgs.

Talking to a cyborg, you question if they are looking at you, or counting the change in your pockets. Or, even measuring the length of your cock.

They are an odd bunch. The kind of people I can respect, the kind I dream to be when the hardware gets a bit cheaper. That will be the day. Mmm, I can see it already.

I'll be totaly detached, and nobody will try to talk to me. Then again, that's pretty much how I am now. I'm just missing the hardware agumented directly to my body.

My pinky is getting slow these days. I have trouble lifing it up. Not sure why. Could be cancer, could be drugs, but it's probably not enough coffee.

Espicaly since I don't use drugs, and I stay away from cancer. I avoid it like the plauge (the plauge is far more fun). No, leperacy is more fun. You get to place bets on which body parts will fall off first!

All bets are final! Two dollars for his left arm? Five for his right leg? Hell, a nice crisp fifty on his big toe! That's what I call entertainment.

Some girls should not have nipples. There was one in here a while ago who deserved that status. She had on a tight shirt, and they where pokeing out. It was quite offensive.

Maby it's not so much that she shouldn't have nipples, but it's not right to display them like that! What about all the girls who's nipples don't poke through thier shirt like that? It's so unfair to do that sort of thing.

Makes the girl with not so pointy nipples feel bad about herself. Heh, and if you belive that I've got some great deals for you. Russian surplus, missles, the works.

We have a user with a login name something like 'wassssssup'. While it's kina cool, it's stupid. Just try telling that email addy to someone, and have them get it right. "Uhh, my email is w a s s s s s s u p at fuckface.com". How sad. How are they supposto remember how many s's are in there?

It's insane.

People like that make me want to build bombs, and hide in the basement. Hmm, wait, I do that now. Ok, they make me want to blow the bombs up. Oh, and shove live mice into holes. Not just any holes mind you, but squiral holes. I hate squirls.

Last night I hit a beaver. Or a possum. It was kina hard to tell what it was after I hit it. All I know for sure, is that he was about three times as tall as the clearance between my car, and the road.

I think he did damage to one of my tires. Danmit! Now I have to either repair it, or buy a new one. It's got a bubble on one side, so I don't think a simple patch will help. At least not for long.

I should probably go before too long. That way I don't have to pump it back up again before I leave town. It's a slow leak. Takes about two hours to get near flat.

Basicly every half hour of driving I fill it up again. Luckey that I carry an air compresser with me :)

adam has a T1 going into his house. I so want to move in with him. You know, it's better. That way I can get my pirate music faster.

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