This is an old log from a realy fun time I had one day

Too bad I lost my copy, but I found this one on the net, it's a bit short, but still good. This happend during the early days of slashdot, and the main reason everybody got together, was to laugh at bill gates who happend to be on MSNBC (NBC at the time).


Session Start: Fri Jan 30 22:09:53 1998
*** Now talking in #slashdot
 LG_Linp:Read the page :)
 db:  118
 lilo haha
 whoa..
 119
 CmdrTaco - not pretty without X :(
 o-o-deb: Yep, but only a small part of the interview
 demon-: I'd like to use the cd's for skeet practice.
 I should go put it on in the spirit of tonight's events.
 It was so nice here today morning..  Only five people :)
 within spec... hehehe...
 Damn. Rob certainly knows how to throw a party... :)
 ....lawyer: we have never been negotiating for immunity, if you 
   want us relaxed though, give us the immunity.....
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 hi caldera
 Napa: This is not #OJ size at all.
 lilo haha
 Ooh, that's now.
 mmarker: Heh. That's what MSN CDs are for, man. :)
 lilo-linp: 'ello. :)
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 haha #oj, jesus, THAT was insane
*** LG_Linp is now known as LG_linp
 What a way to end a day. And I was going to go out on a Friday 
   night. Heh.
 You guys rock!  This is cool.
 Sjanes: Ya your right
 mmarker: Also good as coasters. :)
 hehe
 heh
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 You can't handle the truth!
 you can never have too many coasters
 I remember #oj and #di
 heheh
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* CmdrTaco is still hoping to see Hemos here tonight.
 Dk: now why would you want to do that, when you can make fun of 
   litle billy boy
 YOU rock, Rob. 
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 CmdrTaco: If Micro$haft wanted to put a banner on your page? :)
 For additiona linux support on irc servers, go to 
   irc.linpeople.org ;)
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* voidX looks at frood
 extech: Damn straight. :)
* XPurple hands rob a screwdriver
 Don't mean to kiss ass, but it's true.
 ....babawawa makes noises about judge wright's ruling, lawyer 
   answers, more noise, nothing about computers....why are we listening to 
   this?.... :)
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 demon-: Naa, I dont want my guests to see those...I usu. use AOL 
   cd's for coasters.
 holy damn theres alot of people here already
 wow
 stimpson: !*(@!)^@!*&@
* proph hums to eulogy
 netscape's site is flying tonight=]
 I would take microsoft's money.  And continue to trash their 
   lameness.
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 how many linuxnet homies we got in da house tonight?
 Napa: So don't complain until it becomes #oj.   I didn't know they 
   had a #di, but I remember #oj vividly with the screensavers that were 
   written very shortly after
 weez: Yup :)
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* Tybstar downloads Linux Descent
 mmarker: Haha. :)
*** caldera_ is now known as caldera
 lg: you think we're capable of listening to this channel *and* 
   supporting people *at the same time*? sheesh! :)
 linpeople , Linux People, the friendly community for linux 
   support - outcompeting MircoSoft !
 x5rins: sup!
 lilo-linp: Because it involves sex and power.
 heh
 I need some new screen savers
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 she want's to cry...
* MbM is just wondering if anyone came here because they like Bill Gates
 CmdrTaco, you should make this a perm chan
 yo, linuxnet homies give it up!
-lilo-linp:#SlashDot- EVERYONE, THANK YOU FOR COMING, 20/20 HAS BEGUN AND 
  IS NOT YET AT THE GATES INTERVIEW.
<|JoshG|> damn, the logfile from this channel is gonna fill up my quota :)
 SJanes: Hahaha. xoj was hilarious. :)
 where can I get screen savers
 "Fuck me Billy, Fuck me!" :)
 What would we put on a Slashdot CD-ROM?
<[hC]> wtf. i dont get abc..
 x5rings: guess we'll hafta wait :(
 Ra: Hahaha.
 MbM:  hmm.....not many I don't think...:)
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 wonder what's going on in the ms advocacy rooms right now
* lilo-linp welcomes linuxnet to #SlashDot
-LG_linp:#slashdot- Ah Lets get PREPPED  up !
 Someone throw some bots in here and we can leave it up.
* InfiniT is away. my birthday.. hehe :) (ar/lp)
* sno brings on a quotaless client for loggin.
 yo, lilo
 x5rings:Is ext2 running?
 so.... they've already ported Descent to Linux? (I've been out of it 
   for a while :)
 CmdrTaco: The Gimp. :) And back articles from Slashdot. Lots of 
   them. :)
 CmdrTaco: slashdot theme song :P
 Crap
 hi voidX
 RevRandy: I'd perfoer he didn't...maybe if he had a freak 
   acciedent in the penguin exhibit at the Seattle zoo, maybe....
 hehe make your own distrobution cmdtaco :P
 Cmdr i will 
 I say we go crash the party in #windows :)
 xlca: what are the MS advocacy channels?
 rob: i can get one going soon
 taco: slashdot Q2 levels
 is it on yet?
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 ya!
 xlca: lets go find out...bring your nukes :)
 how do you log in IRCII
 heh. perhaps we should ping flood to get rid of the mIRCers on 
   this channel... hahahahaha :)
 4am here. /me needs a Jolt Coke now !!!
 rcw: sorta kinda
* ngod-deb notes lilo is doing the gracious host bit long perfected on 
  linpeople
 let's all join #windows!!!!
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 Phi1abole !
 20/20 hasn't begun for me!!!
 do NOT flood *anyone*
 hehe
 The original 100 meg .xcf file of Don't Fear the Penguins.
 hehhe
<|JoshG|> cpwright: /set log on
* Napa_Away is gonna join #windows
 cpwright: /set logfile blah and /set log on
 where is Linux Descent dl'able from?
 CmdrTaco, you _need_ the gimp on slashdot :)
 mmarker: whaddaya mean sorta kinda? :)
 cpw: /window log on
 CmdrTaco: That too. :)
 hehe i don't even have abc on my tv
 ....is this man a serial killer?  is he using a murderous 
   isochronous bus?  more noise from 20/20, the interview isn't here 
   yet...break for a commercial....
 100megs... whew... 
* nopzor  is away: (i've gotsta go) [BX-MsgLog On]
* Culus-deb bows to lilo, gracious host 
 Wank 95 hehe
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 hey i'd use bitchx but ive got problems with pppd so i have to use 
   mirc
 heh.. lets all reak havok in windows..
  /log on blows up if you're using weird scripts
* lilo-linp thanks Culus
 vis hehe
 Ok, everyone chant: KILL BILL KILL BILL
 KILL BILL
 heh.. lets all reak havok in #windows..
 db sure !
 (...like third eye)
 KILL BILL
 how come gates isn't going on NBC anyway??!  I thought they were 
   in bed wif M$
 KILL BILL
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 I can hear the TV downstairs... boring stuff
 KILL BILL!
 KILL BILL
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 :)
 rcw: It was basically the mac port hacked a bit to run under 
   linux...IIRC
 brb
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 KILL BILL
 KILL MINGA
 KILL BILL
* ngod-deb can feel the love in the room
 Funny how a lawyer, a murderer, and Billy are all on the same episode
 three cheers for lawrence lessig!!
 yea yea
 Gates or Clinton?
 That might be funny.  Everyone trudge over to #windows after the 
   show.
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 kill bill
 KILL BILL
 RR:nahhh, steal his fortune and make 'im a homeless bum in the 
   middle of new york
 ngod-deb same here ;)
 FoxFire_: http://www.muppetlabs.com/linux/descent/
 k we all flood #windows
 xlca:  hehe
 xlca: hahahahah
 well i've got 200 mb on my home partiton, should keep for a few 
   hourgs
 influx-: No good interview show with the status of 20/20
 GO for lawrence lessig!!
 xlca: Very good point :)
 vis: or both?
*** caldera is now known as bill_gate
 nahh, don't kill him - that would be too merciful
 And the Serial Killer is the most truthful!
 Linus & Lucy is cool music.  This ad is dumb.
 ;)
 ....energizer bunny commercial....can't we get something 
   topical, like a commercial for the accursed and condemned being 
   consigned to the flames of hell?....
 wow, my linux descent patch is really getting around.. this is 
   doing wonders for my ego :)
* LG_linp kicks bill_gate
 WOOHOO! BAYBE! heh.
 extech: Ya, make him suffer first. :)
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 Billy_Gate 
  lawrence lessig rules! 
 demon-, 'xactly :)
 hey, has anyone here played with solar designers security patches 
   that were in the new phrack?
 ooooh, yeah, after this we can do the channel viking thing
 lilo-linp: the original Latin is nicer.
 Billy_Goat (boy)
 "we can be her-roes"
 cmto: dont diss the nisson commercial..
 baaaa
 mmarker: true
 Tie him up gag him then put him infront of a tv playing contnuos 
   micro$oft ads
 neaaalllerraaaagh!
 I had some weird dream a few nights ago. Bill was long dead, bu 
   tMicrosoft kept the image/aura/essence of Bill alive long after his 
   death.
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 voidX: they left some holes. Look at the bugtraq archive
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 Was that Bach....
 I think I'll watch monty python until the interview
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 Kinda like that guy in Neromancer.
* mmarker looks for the classical music.
 x5rings: neaaalllerraaaagh!
 Hiya Holly.  :)
 Bill Gates version IV
 wish i had a tv down here...
* Tybstar brb
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 heh - like chinese water torture
 friggen lag tonight... 
 Neuromancer even,.
 ....use provocol from Bristol-Meyers-Squibb, it lowers 
   cholesterol so you can eat more tacos.....
 neuromancer r0x
 voidX: I think that solar designer released the next generation of 
   them about 1-2 days ago
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 #windows is AWFULLY slow - such a loyalty !
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 sno: But Dixie, unlike Bill, kicked ass.
 Who thinks #slashdot should be permanent?
-Napa_Away:#slashdot- We all are going to cause some trouble in #windows 
  just as a notion that we don't like bill gates and that we wanna see the 
  interview
 hi phil, davie :)
 neuromancer was cool
 Jesus H. Christ.
 ....people with liver problems should avoid this medicine....
 baldor: yeah, i got the new patches, but what about some of the 
   other ones? there were some in the new phrack that solar didn't do. 
   tried those?
* SJanes kind of digs the music they used in the MSN network ads... but 
  hated that it was MSN who had the music...
 i do
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 I
 Napa hehe
 I hate MS adds, not substance, much like thier product.  Same 
   thing with word perfect with "Java" adds
 cmdrtaco: i'll get a client set up
 I do
 yo, sup ninster!
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 #slashdot should definitely be permanent.
 Does anyone still have the URL of the Linux porn star?
 bbiab
 wooooo!
 "Well you can start me up..." then press ctrl-alt-del
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 what up void :)
 Hey, let's all Join #Windows and #WindowsNT. :)
 Hah
 CmdrTaco: that's only a question if you get us to leave ;)))
 hahahah
 Of course, if it keeps up this volume I dunno how it can function.
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 Fuck 'em up!
 ....Ronald Reagan:  The B-Movie President....babawawa saturday 
   nite....
 pm: www.asiacarrea.com
 HalloW !
 CmdrTaco: make it push slashdot announcement out onto the 
   channel, and I'd live here.
 pmitros:  http://www.asiacarrera.com
 asia!
 ....you're sucking my elbow again....
 'your sucking my elbow again...'
 CmdrTaco:  heyheyheyhey!
 Ra: Hahaha. :)
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(http://www.projects.ml.org/linuxhome))
 RevRandy: There already :)
 Hallow:RLUG rulz!
 Thanks all
 yikes
* CmdrTaco is working on a push Slashdot.
 w00p
 voidX: nope, they were done by route. Solar Designer claimed that 
   he improved those I think (on bugtraq, I can forward you the mail if you 
   like)
 vis:  hehe.
*** OctobrX sets mode: +o Hallow
 ....the practice, viewer discretion advised....
 asia kicks ass!!!!!!!!!!!!11
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 Hahaha
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 nah, i have bugtraq, thanks.
 cmdrtaco: magnwa wanted to talk to you, he's writing a push client
 hello all
 OctobrX:  gracias.
 Let's keep the topic related to the interview.
 CmdrTaco: That's the way to go :)
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 acf-:Tons of people are.
 thanks, just wondering.
* ngod-deb would like to get the stuff pushed to his emailbox
 ....back to 20/20, more crud about a suspected serial killer, 
   also caught spamming major ISP's....not....
 Wow! It's starting! The Gates thing! :)
 yah
 CmdrTaco: You could charge for Slashdot.org push service man. I 
   would bet there're plenty of us who'd pay for that. :)
 wow...they're doing these other sections really quickly..... 
   giving bill the big time slot
 oo oo
 We have a java ticker, a bot,
 bring on bill
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#slashdot
 heheh...banned. that was quick.
 ne one else use LyX?
 lo all
 >>> You have been kicked off #Windows by WinX (Because you're 
   preaching to the
           wrong audience, Rev'ren)
 a serial killer has been on the loose
 hahahahha
 hi Broxster, welcome
 hey, they're talking about him already.
*** backtick is now known as fstab-lin
 RevRandy haha
 oh wow half the people on this channel just joined #windows
 heya lilo!
* Mr_Fab waves to those of an undernet #linux persuasion
 ha
 x5rings: let's go
* dRS911 is away: (away) :%: since: 9:48pm(+31s) - (msg:on/page:on)
 heya Lilo *wave*
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 everyone join #windows at once
 ah
 Broxster ! <--- LinuxGold
 does anyone have some cool pixmaps i can use as minimize and close 
   buttons in afterstep?
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 Heya LG!
 got a TV
 I'm watchin the gates thing on my wallpaper
* extech waves to the small crowd from #potash
* Mr_Fab is blinded by excessive BitchX
 .....these little girls aren't missing on their own....more 
   horrible stuff about serial killers....someone needs to tell these 
   people we want more computer stories.....
 Surazal: hahah. Just wait till their ops wake up.. :)
 Let's play 'name the official slashdot bot'
 Heya Juggalo!
 proph:  Do not anger the nice people on efnet please.
 who #windows
 CmdrTaco. bawahahaha
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 ack
 slashbawt
 How about dotslash?
 sorry
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 Slashdot
 m
 ....they're hounding an ex-NASA technician as a suspect....
 ack!  lot's of bitchx
 Broxster: werd
 NICE PEOPLE!?!  WHERE!? ;)
* klewlis waves back to extech. think it's just me
 SlashBot
 fuck
 someone has it
 Slashbot. I like that. 
 culus: just having a bit of fun ;)
 ;)
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 OctobrX:Good one.
 nice people? on efnet?
 hahaha
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 CmdrTaco.. Tux :-)
 bahahaha
 jug
 juggalo
 CmdrTaco. hehehe
 ok, i got it
 LOL at #windows
 явя #windows is desynced from irc1.c-com.net at 08:13pm
* voidX terroizes #windows
 явя [#Windows] Invite only channel
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* pud laughs
  it's attack of the xekul croud!
 CmdrTaco, if its SlashBot efnet opers will kill it
 HAHAH! Funny!
 Espy-deb:  I know, I know, but we are using their network.
 cd ./ that will get you somewhere :)
* Jakyl likes the sound of slashbot
 Im famous!! :)
 heheh
 CmdrTaco: LOVE the site, BTW :)
 OK EVERYONE
 hheh
 kick ass!
 did anyone order one of cmdrtaco's shirts?  
 явя [#Windows] Invite only channel
 hahahaha
 ANNOUNCING THE SLASHDOT NEWS BOT
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 xekul: hehehe
 ....map from houston to galveston, with those red dots that 
   mean opportunities for network news stories to increase their 
   Nielsens.....
 fstab-lin:Thanks.
 haha
 LOL
 hahaha
 l1nuz
 finally banned from windows.
 roler: waiting for my paycheck...
 :)
 /msg ext2 news
 this is scary
 Hey how'd I get kicked?
 shit, i can't keep this nick
 whew
* ngod-deb lasted a whole 60 seconds on #windows
 132
 ovadose: Figured it was just a matter of time :)
 ahh, they made #windows invite only!
 ext2 Rules guys!
 that was fun
 it will be killed
 everyone join #windows98 at once
 efnet: home of #linuxwarez *snicker*
 LG_linp: god, what a loss there
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* fstab-lin loves seeing 2 kernels in 2 hours *sigh*
 I hafta go..
 only have a moment..
 damn lotta ppl on here
 Everyone should definately /msg ext2 news.
 slashbot, not right away
 ngod-deb I lased 5 minutes there.
* ninster shouldn't have said windows can suck my nuts
* rcw is still on #windows - watching it all calm down
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 :)
  I freakin run Redhat
 I NEED A NEW NAME
  what a bunch of twits :D
 what is up with the lag tonight? Bill Gates release another 
   version of IE or something?
 OctobrX: what's your current shot of? WindowMaker??
 rcw hehe
 but once some oper sees it
 just wanted to say "Slashdot is great!"
*** LG_linp is now known as LinuxGold
 ....that poor girl....why I read slashdot, no horrible news 
   stories about things we can't do anything about....
 Broxster:Thanks man.
 "Good work Rob!!"
 CmdrTaco: heya =)
 rcw : Whats going on #Windows?
 http://x.unicom.net/E/current.gif
 CmdrTaco!  :)
 its invite only
 lilo-linp:  yeah
 hisyn: typical lameness
 *** WinX changes topic to "Well since a bunch of us ops already RUN 
   RedHat or other flavor of unix, yer pre"
* CmdrTaco pledges to not post lame ass stories like this one.
 ....missing persons, innuendo, all of the usual 
   suspects....still no Gates interview....
 slashbot: use slashdot then
 CmdrTaco: Oh kewl! Who's running the bot (ext2)?
 bahaha
 http://xekomatic.dyn.ml.org/wmaker.jpg   <-- Windowmaker rules :)
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 ext2 belongs to x5rings.
 DUDE! The interview is done online!
 lilo - thanks for updating I appreciate it ;)
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 hello all =)
 done?!
 waht? so serial sex killers? :(
 they -i'd #windows!
 fstab where?
 http://www.abcnews.com/onair/2020/html_files/index.html
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 Is this interview on tape?
 xekul, windowmaker == fast == good :)
 Realvideo!
 its the last story...bills the headliner 
 rcw hehaha
 rcw you still there ? :)
 I'm going to Gatlinburg tonight
 ....the ex-NASA tech has been investigated for 15 
   years....you'd think they'd arrest him or go on....
 x5rings: damn skippy man, youre in the mix
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 xekul: You know. 0.13 is cool. :)
 lg: yeah
 Serial killers are nothing compared to the master of the evil 
   empire
 everything is on tape dude
 bah
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 Jodie Foster rules.
 stimpson: hehehe =)
 demon-:  Very :)
* LinuxGold shines on Winodws.
 stimpson: does E work? =)
 ARGH !
  they're BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACCCCCCCCCCCK
 fone.
 I know but it's AVAILABLE :)
<[eric]> Is somebody logging all this?
* CmdrTaco wants to beat Jodi Foster after watching Contact.
  Loosers = Linux, Winners = Windows
 So I can go to bed sooner :)
 ....now they're making Hannibal Lecter references....who comes 
   up with these ideas for news  stories? sigh....
 Over acting.  Blech.
 #Windows is open
 hahaha
* xekul pisses on Windows :P
 If the article is pro gates, LETS BOYCOT ABC!!!(like we watch it 
   anyway... but we could start a campaign)..
 x5rings: never got back to it
* Mr_Fab is blinded by excessive bold
 Didn't liek Contact?
 demon-: you hang out on irc a lot? you should check out linuxnet...
 stimpson: ah ok
 xekul: hahah.
 lilo-linp: Really bored people.
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* Elessar is back from the dead. Gone 1 hrs 26 min 16 secs
 mmarker: I guess
* SJanes watches #slashdot approach Festivity Level #3.
 I thought Contact was a Great Movie...
 You just lost respect points Rob.
 abc right?
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 chill with the #windows stuff we don't need that here ... thank 
   you
 Contact was amazing.
 ninster: yeah
 oh how lame
 ....they did a profile on this poor man from one two hour FBI 
   interview....
 cmdrtaco: really hated it that much eh?
  Loosers = Linux, Winners = Windows <--- Wow.. alliteration is 
   more important than facts any day..
 it's only like a 1 minute clip of it 
 sjanes: that's *after* everyone's already drunk and naked, right?
 voidX: I'll check that out... :)
 Oh my god
 haha! beat his horses!!!!
 haha
 Play nicely guys,  don't get waste #win*.  Let's just party.
 go to the #microsoft room.  Lots of fun
 Bill looks like such a putz in this
 ahh
 fone for wife.
 db: Haha. I think someone's having a complex... :)
 Serial Sex Offender...........wooHoo
* Mr_Fab ^5's CmdrTaco
 CmdrTaco ok.
 fstab-lin: I think this is only a small extract
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 Mr_Fab. heh
 my was that fun though
 Everyone watching this serial killer bit?  the guy beat his 
   hourses?!?!? hahahahaha
* Hallow is getting bored by sci-fi in general.  The plots are, well, 
  usually so predictable. Haven't read anything with a new theme or idea 
  since Dune.
 Messing with Windows users does nothing but make us look bad
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 Contact was cool.
* CmdrTaco needs another beer.
 demon-: we've got kernel hackers and people who work at netscape... 
   and tons of silly people who work at redhat... :)
 ....he's intelligent and near the towns, his ex-wifes say he 
   beat them and his horse....and they're still hounding him....
* BlueCow shrugs, watches Holy Grail and "Ni"'s along
* nFRAUD_ is away: (Auto-Away after 10 mins) [BX-MsgLog On]
 ....because they think all that means he did it....
 lilo ouch.
 man..this dood musta lost a satalite or something for the FBI 
   to be screwing him up the butt so hard..
 i dont think pissing off all the windoze users is going to do good 
   for linux
 voidX: Hahah. Silly people from RH.. kewl. :)
 proph: but it sure is fun :)
 LG, how's it been?
 lilo, haven't seen you in awhile :)
<|JoshG|> is it illegal to /dcc a beer to a minor? :)
* Jakyl hands CmdrTaco an official Albany Brewery Net Brown brew.
 we need to convert, not harass the infidels
 Howdy OctobrX 
 He's very cute and cuddley.  Bet he's a goldmine with the ladies.
 NI!
 "I'm not dead yet!" "I feell HAPPY!" "I, I, I don't KNOW! 
   AAHHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEE"
 not there to piss 'em off.  Just to listen to the things they say
 and government ppl also
 rcw: That's after gulping down drinks and wolfing down hor d'oerves
 Broxster fine ;)
 hallow: have you read _The Jericho Iteration_?
 I was checking out the #windows channel to see what they were 
   talking about but everyone here flooded the place... I got kicked even 
   though I didn't say a thing (sigh)
 demon-: yeah, the RH folks practically need their own server, but 
   you didn't hear that from me. ;)
 whew
 lag
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 Broxster -- College, oh yeah my wife is PregNANT !
 Marsala:  nope.
 ....that's so horrible....stories in the papers, his friends 
   are all scared away and he gets death threats from victims' families.....
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 133 people in this channel.
 LG, Ober been hangin out in LP?
 for his first time !
* Shudder  (Auto-Away after 10 mins) [BX-MsgLog On]
 Cute and cuddley? Sounds like a Bill Gates plushie.
 CmdrTaco: Heh. We need to do for you like they were gonna do for 
   Linus... Virtual Lowenbrau. :)
* voidX goes to get another drink
 DotSlash !
 sand dunes
 LG, Congrats!!
 Brox yse
 sno: Hahahah
 #windows98 is taking a beating..if you know what i mean.  ;)
* Tybstar grumbles
 supraX, stereotypes suck, eh?
 hey, #windows is open again... :)
 wink wink....gota love Arexx
 DotSlash is a great bot name.
 DotSlash - is clark.net owner Deaf ?
 ....anyway, they're still beating this story into the 
   ground....still waiting for some sane interview on this horrible 
   program....
 ext2: yea
 [xDohteMx(Method@1Cust117.max3.irving.tx.ms.uu.net)] we all agree 
   that windows sucks, and microsoft too, that is why we are giving his 
   softweare away :p
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 явя mode/#WindowsNT [+b *!*ra@*.choice.net] by Talisman
 hallow: Tis a good night's read.  :)
 ext2: ?
 >>> You have been kicked off #windowsNT by BSOD (banned)
 Brox thanks ;)
 ahhhhh....
 This guy is boring.
* moboy  (Auto-Away after 10 mins) [BX-MsgLog On]
 >>> You have been kicked off #Windows by WinX (WinX)
 RevRandy haha
* ngod-deb shrugs
 Marsala:  who's the author, I might check it out..
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 you think that guys stoned?
 heheh
 why are people causing problems in other channels?
* CmdrTaco wants to watch the discovery channel or something.
 haha all the windows95 ops use linux :)
 Ra: wooo... Bet that makes ya feel real bad... ;)
 Allen Steele, I think.  
 his eyes are all shut an stuff
 netgod hehe
 Knghtbrd.. To be cool? I have no idea.
 hmmmm
 LG, no doubt, I'll come by LP soon..
 Perl is hyper.
 netgod :)
 that just seems counterproductive and makes us look childish...
 haha
 LTNS
 CmdrTaco: it's a shame the interview is on this gross 
   program....
 CmdrTaco heha
 CmdrTaco: Hahaha. Maybe Discovery has a good show on beer... :)
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 is someone gonna play the gates interview over speak freely?
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 lilo - BIG time -
 8,2 www.total.net/~topend2,8is good site wowww!!!
 supraX, never mind.... meant for other su* person..
 lilo, it'll prolly only be 15 mins or so..
 MMmm.... Beer.
 8,2 www.total.net/~topend2,8is good site wowww!!!
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* voidX retuns
 Broxster: *nod*
 lilo isn't it prophesy of Bill Gates' future ? - being killed -
 :)
 So does everyone like Duckpins?
 :)
* mmarker looks for a can of Guiness
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 whee. this channel is packed
 duckpins rocks
 LG: don't even joke, this is gross 
 CmdrTaco: hehehe
 lilo: hha
 influx-: maybe because they get nuked otherwize? :)
* ngod-deb was merely having a calm discussion on #windows about how debian 
  owned them
 I do
 <-- op him
 hehe
<[][]> :)
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 i downloaded both yer vids on my works T1
 man the new windowmaker looks awesome - where do i get it?
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 'news
 x5rings: Please use /msg ext2 news from now on.
 netgod haha
 Perl, mmmMMMMmmmmmmmm.......
 Duckpins ROCKED!
 I love it and the Hamster one :)
 klogd: haha yeah it would be a requirement to stay ops to run 
   linux i guess ;)
*** acf sets mode: +o DotSlash
 ngod: hehehehe they're all redhat freaks
 ngod-deb: What's debian? ;)
 ........20/20 is running, the babawawa-Bill Gates interview has 
   not yet arriveed
* SJanes retrieves a lovely beverage from the upright refrigeration cabinet.
 Oh man oh man, we STILL play it at the office :)
 Whoa. This is one full channel... :)
 ngod: we'll have to fix that :)
 cmdrtaco: now that I've got an ISDN here, I might actually be able 
   to d/l it okay... ;)
 DotSlash is clark.net in Maryland ???
 they'll pry save it till last..
 hehe
 virginia
 oh damn, he kept pictures of nude white females
* LinuxGold looks at DotSlash
* influx- waves to the #linuxos peeps
 ahh
 8,2 www.total.net/~topend2,8is good site wowww!!!
 8,2 www.total.net/~topend2,8is good site wowww!!!
 shit, I'm gonna be the next serial killer
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 sheesh... anybody in TN?  I getta drive there tonight..
 DotSlash where is headquarter ?
 woohooo
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*** CmdrTaco sets mode: +o x5rings
 more efnet ads..
 ninster: must be a murderer then
* Mr_Fab ^5's OctoberX
 ways to crash win95.  1.  Turn it on. :)
 I'm in MIrc :( . . . identd doesn't work for me in IRCII
 sombody version #slashdot and save it for posterity  :-)
 CmdrTaco: How'd ya manage to commandeer #Slashdot from the idlers?
 sX:Hi.
 I live in TN
 Mr_Fab. heh..
 Brox: I'm in Kentucky
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 demon-:I dunno.  I just showed up, and was magically opped.
 witch hunt, so so sad. Law enforcment sucks.
 fstab, that's where I'm from..
* ethaners waves to #e folks
 fstab, what part of Ky?
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 GPL: Wow....you have to turn it on?
 sx: you here?
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 damn this is fun
 hmm
 ethaners: hey dude
*** DotSlash sets mode: +oooo CmdrTaco CmdrTaco CmdrTaco CmdrTaco
 demon-:  i think CmdrTaco's crack IRC task force did it
 I think SnowMan did it.
 hehe this rox
 lilo - whats the status on 20/20 ?
 heh
 DotSlash hehe
 hey OctobrX
 GPL: I can get the CD to spontaneously ignite....
 Elessar: :)
 Perl is chewing on the power cable.
* dRS911 is away: (away) :%: since: 9:48pm(+31s) - (msg:on/page:on)
* x5rings is amazed at the turnout =)
 ngod-deb: Wooo... :)
 Gonna have a glowing dog.
 Brox: Really? Louisville, here
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 someone stream the interview on realaudio or something ;)
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 .....20/20 is on, the interview has not yet started 
   yet....instead they're showing us more information about this poor man 
   the FBI is persecuting.....
 hehe..
 lol
 CmdrTaco: I love your web page. You still need to post an address 
   for donations.
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 fstab, I'm from Hindman... Knott Co.  I lived in Lexington for 
   around 13 years..
 ethaners: nice to see a familiar face in te crowd.
 mmarker:  Yes.  Just put it in the CD try and hold on. ;)
 When is the interview on? My TV is off, because its nice and quiet.
 x5rings: wassup
 CmdrTaco: Rolled-up newspaper. Keep one handy. :)
 Damn... got banned from #windows just for my name... :)
 hmm.. i turned on 20/20 but its some interview with a serial 
   killer.. i dont see billie
 oh yeah, poly graph test are SO reliable
 lilo ok.
 cmdr: beagles rock....excellent choice for a mascot  ;)
 x5: Oh, there's no reason at all to be surprised, this was going 
   to have a really  big turn out
 ethaners: heya =)
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 Elessar: nod...x5rings too
 yes
 Brox: :)
 "ok bunny...."
 I don't wanna take money from you guys if we can take it from 
   some company.
 and taco
 dc9 hehe
 yeah taco
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* Broxster jumps around.
 ....more marginal tabloid journalism....
* vis is away: (Auto-Away after 10 mins) [BX-MsgLog On]
 20/20 is gonna thank slashdot for its rating hike
 SJanes: hehe yeah its cool =)
 cmdr: Got any decent mirrors yet? :) I work for an ISP *grin*
* Broxster mingles.
* LinuxGold jumps along with Brox.
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 weez: really?
 x5rings: should i offer files? :) j/k
* LinuxGold break dances.
 CmdrTaco: Well looks like the neighbors are complaining about the 
   party already :)
 CmdrTaco: advertising is OK, just make sure it has some substance, 
   and its not like beer or car commercials :-)
 ethaners: hehehe
 i'm gunna archive the log of this channel
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*** OctobrX sets mode: +v demon-
 o/~ I get knocked down, but I get up again...
 I'm gonna rewrite the site.  Then we'll have mirrors.
 sloop: you aren't the only one.
 ah
 heh
 this segment is almost over!
 prepare for -v
 x5rings: call vendu over
 :)
 sloop: version the channel ;)
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 Some of us are out of control in win98.  It needs to stop
 ethaners: hehe okies 
* Elessar wants nala!
 dc9:We need to find cool companies to sponsor.  We have several 
   maybe's.
 cmdrtaco, you still have it autogen?
 heh. nice laptop they have there
 if they gotta use mirc colors, they can at least have taste in 
   color  heh
 i wanna be a mirror :)
 CmdrTaco: Why don't you stick up a page with some of your hardware 
   needs?
 dc9: HEY!  Those are the only GOOD ads! ;)
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 Elessar:Nala runs on Slashdot- the machine can't handle it.
 time for the commercials
 cmdr, I can put a mirror up at work..
 CmdrTaco: sometimes i get that "temporarily unavailable" thing. is 
   that when things are being updated?
 cmdr, dual oc12
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 voidX:Basically.  BUt I'm not sure why.  I can't fix that bug.
 CmdrTaco: what is slashdot running on now anyways?
* aking is away: (Auto-Away after 10 mins) [BX-MsgLog On]
 Broxster:I'd love one.
 void, that you?
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 Cool.  A lapton Polygraph. Who wants a linux port? :)
 cmdr, :)
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 Slashdot is an Alpha Multia /166.
* voidX gives a linuxnet shout out to broxster
 laptop!
 CmdrTaco: wussie :P (I know -- you mentioned that to me not long 
   ago)
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 ....20/20 actually seems to have done something useful....they 
   ran a lie-detector test on the man and the FBI quit, but the local 
   police still consider him a suspect....
 bah
 nod
 cmdr, we'll babble about it later :)
* fstab-lin has a a couple of DS3's and a few servers waiting for it
* netgod curses his modem link
* mmarker goes to fire up the coffee pot.
 i've never gotten that msg cmdrtaco.... must be like winning the 
   lottery.. (the person should feel lucky :P)\
* Mr_Fab notices a severe BitchX infestatoin
 Cmdr; whoah, that box must be smoking.
* Tybstar grumbles. can't get thr right channel
 police are sometimes complete idiots
* voidX cacles at wirehead
 tkirc forever!
 a multia/166?  thats my mp3 machine. :)
* BlueCow bitchxn'ts
 lilo-linp, imagine that...
 Cmdr; external SCSI disk?
 Mr_Fab :))))
* XPurple likes the BitchX infestation :)
* x5rings is glad he has 0 lag... this would definetly suck with higher 
  hehehe
 cmdr: How much HD space??? (I just bought one of those!)
 ....story being wrapped up, let's hope the next one is the Bill 
   Gates interview....
 SJanes:Yup.
 Would you like that check made out to the State Police, or 
   directly to Dunkin' Donuts.
* Mr_Fab points people to EPIC
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#slashdot
 External Hard drive.  Sloooow.
 lilo, it is
 damn i have no tv
* netgod sticks with bitchx
* ninster whines about his lag 4
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 is someone gonna stream it?
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* ethaners wonders what a alpha multia /166 is comprable to in the intel 
  world?
* CmdrTaco slaps Hugh Downs.
* fstab-lin can do real audio, not video
 lilo, you still commander and chief of LP?
 Hey, I was using EPIC until (*ahem*) someone switched me to BitchX 
   this morning ;)
 profiling is racist, pigs use it all the time
 ok, I've got a used etch-a-sketck... does anyone want to help me 
   port Linux to it...? hehe.
<_Syntax_> Hey guys I am currently running Slackware and have decided to 
   run Red Hat on another computer.  Can I download RedHat 5.0 free?  If 
   so, what is the ftp address. (ftp.redhat.com ?)
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 gimme a second :)
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 mmarker: Hahaha. :)
 Mr_Fab, better bitchx than merck.
 Broxster: yes
 i wish geraldo was still on this show
 ethaners: maybe a Pentium 100 or 120
 Get on with it 20/20
 Here we go guys.........
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*** OctobrX sets mode: +o yosh
 fstab-lin: we wanna hear it dude, what speed you running?
 lilo, cool, you let Ober back in?
 ooooo
 dc9: shit hhe
 Cmdr; Struggled with CraftWorks for Alpha on one of those, and 
   installed Digital UNIX 4.0 on them a couple times.
 Here we go!
 CmdrTaco: Just smack them all. :)
 _syntax_: yes and yes
 CmdrTaco: you need anyone to do HTML, or CGI?
 Broxster: I'm the "head anarch" :)
 !condom Barbara Walters
 Syn:of course
 here comes the bullshit!
* ext2 gives Barbara Walters and Bill Gates a few condoms and a dark room...
* netgod unmutes
 hey, was that a sparc?
 extech.. Point taken
* Painting hates Bill
 after this commercial!
 bill up next
 lilo, :)
 Broxster: he's been behaving
 here we go =)
 THE KING OF COMPUTER SOFTWARE
 commercials.....
 ext2:*shudder* that's wrong
 bah
 I think I'm on a delay here in canada!!!
 FEAR
 yes
 hehe
 fstab-lin: real video would be great :)
 demon-: It's funnier...since a friend of mine *said that* to the 
   gal who took checks for speeding tickets....
 ext2: hahahah :)
 billy
 hehe NOT. Linus is the king@
 BlueCow: ehehehe
   gimme a second to do Realaudio!
 brb
 Babawa's gonna interview him after the commercial...
 its a TEASER
 lilo, he got kicked out of LN again
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<|JoshG|> "eExciting New Product" EEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
* netgod waits
 Bill gates shows Baba Wawa Pnp! :)
 that's scarey
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 20/20 has some mad graphics skills there
 uh oh... "what new EXCITIING products will HE be BRINGING us SOON?"
 fstab-lin: what network?
 Broxster: we had some problems but he promised not to IRC drunk
 bill gates should not be allowed to reproduce
 fuck
 Windows Security 98: With automatic lockdown (read Lockup) 
   support!!!
 lilo, he was teardropping/landing everybody on join
 oh look!
 whoa
 take a wide wif bill gates and me!
 Broxster: if he behaves, he stays
 Armageddon v0.1
 hey said Internet!
 Ass the king was looking down the jester stole his throny crown
 Should be good to hear him sing twinkle, twinkle little star.
 BeOS on the MCI commercial
 If your comfortable w/ Virtual hosting instead of having a 
   console check out http://www.prohosting.com/ they have pretty decent 
   prices
 mmarker: Hahah. I bet she didn't think that was too funny. :)
 lilo, :))
 that graphic sequence was damn near amazing wasnt it
 is he on yet?
 when we come back
 MCI
 woohooo
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 Broxster: I'll keep it in mind, but if he behaves he stays, 
   that's the rule
 was that beOS?
 !fuck "Barbara Walters" Bill Gates
* ext2 walks over to Barbara Walters and inserts a Bill Gates. OH YEAH 
  bay-bee!! uhuhuhuh
 Larry King should have a Linus vs. Bil debate... just like he 
   did with Fallwell and Flynt
 www.pair.com has the best freaking web hosting rates ever!
 I think ill audio cap it
 void: that little d00d icon
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 x5ring : hehehe
 boOS: www.be.com
 brb
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 lilo, oh I wasn't saying anything bad
 cpwright.. free.prohosting.com has a great price ;-)
 ....dirt devil commercial....
 brox: understood
 SJanes: The ability to screw every computer user in the world.
 Biiiillllllllllll.
 Cluster: hehehe >=)
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 bill and barbara
 what is this channel About ??
 acf: yeah, the icon, but i don't think that was beos.
 barbara and bill
 WooHoo, its the internet commercial
 x5rings: Hahaha. :)
 IS HE ON YET?
* SJanes /load silents
 Hallow: Linus is the God
 !mount barbara walters -t doggie
 x5ring : This is a Channel about Microsoft ??? 
 A four way free for all between Ellison, Jobs, Gates, and Linus
 My log of this channel is 83k and contains 1,434 lines of text. :)
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 Cluster:  CmdrTaco
 !teeth Bill Gates
 Hitchiker: that would rock...but RMS vs. BillG would be better. ;)
 no he aint on yet
 Cluster: The big Bill Gates interview :)
* ext2 makes a fist and socks Bill Gates's fucking teeth out
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 www.aint-it-cool-news.com <-- Best Movie News on the net.  Way 
   cool.  Ugliest web page ever.
 ....100,000 miles between tuneups....wait, that's a car 
   commercial
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 x5ring : Or a channel Against Microsoft :)
 here it comes!!!!!!!!!!
* netgod cheers ext2 on
 Napa: The Coming of The Antichrist is At Hand, but no, he's not on 
   yet.
 demon- : WHAT ??
 hhehee
 damn this is crazy
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 demon- : cool guys :)
 cmdrtaco: heheh...
 cmdrtaco: yeah, someone needs to help that guy in terms of web page 
   design.
 cmdr, no doubt
 Germs are bad.
 Cluster: hehehe =)
 boOS: www.be.com
* ethaners snickers
* netgod nods to Taliesin
 cmdr, I was looking at it the other day..
 hmm ... where is gate ???
 CT:No web page is uglier than my old ISP's web page. ;)
 hehehe
 Barbera Walters: "Do you believe in God?" Bill Gates: "I am 
   God."
 So, mr. gates, what will your vasting exanding empire do about the 
   widespread use of Linux, the other OS in direct competition with NT? 
 Bill Gates interview ext?
 CmdrTaco: Maybe you should offer to consult on his page. $50/hr. :)
 CmdrTaco: I agree on that =)
 well, umm....
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* x5rings is gone - getting ready for teh "big" opening hehehe
*** lilo-linp changes topic to "Hail Eris! Hail CmdrTaco!  Gates for 
President in 1984!"
 I wanna land is but :)
 gates is next!
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 demon, $50/hr????
 we CAN't do anything, barb
 Hey! I'm eating a taco right now...
 People are so damned scared of bacteria these days
 Hehe..
 HAAHAHAHAHAHAHa
 COMEON!
* supraX is away. gates. (ar/lp)
 ugh... such low figures.
 demon-:I did consult for awhile.  
 HTML/CGI consulting is easy.
 any of you hear about that "easter egg" in Excel where you get 
   that doom-style box, with "The Hall of Tortured Souls" written on the 
   sides, and gravestones having names of MS coders on it?
 HoserHead: hehehe
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 anyone gonna stream it on speak freely?
 back after interview
 bye
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 cmdr, don't go for anything less than $225/page
 or is that just pure bs?
 gates is hiding under his bed after his house crashed, and his 
   sprinkler system went off when he tried to watch his interview
 Greed is Good!
 Is anyone trying to find out the IP addresses for Gates' house?
 CmdrTaco: Yeah, but you can pull mad bucks. :)
 GREED!
 extech:yeah the one in excel 97 is cooler tho
 "its like telling people they cant buy a car " - BS!!
 extech: I tried that one once.
 Ok, anyone wanna try to launch a pre-emptive ICBM strike on MS hq?
 Kre8TivE: First thing that came to my mind when the Global TV 
   preview came on..hehe
 CmdrTaco. bawhahaha
 Womble3:  heh
 cmdr, even then... that's not enough :)
 I'm considerign MPEGing the interview, anyone interested in the 
   result?
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 GIMME!
 extech: bloat, if ya ask me...
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#slashdot
 ....Pelham 123 commercial.....John Stossel: greed is good for 
   America, even helps the needy
 AutoPC:  Exception in Module 337ab34: 384-37b82. Please pull 
   over and reboot your car at the nearest exit
 Greed is good for you!
 I wanna know Bill IP :))))
 demon-:I don't need mad bucks.  I just need a new server and 
   beer/pizza money.
 extech: i htink its true
 hunger: yep
 Enough to allow the EMF pulse to *really* nuke the hardware....
 hungerf3: yes!!!
 better get started hunger
 It's starting!!!
 hmmm
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* Espy-deb bets bill's house runs linux
 ....IT's ON!!!!!!!!!!....
 wirehead: h0h0h0 :)
 oh no!!!
 chkdsk: so... how do you get to it? :)
 hungerf3: yes
 hello?
Session Close: Fri Jan 30 22:34:04 1998

Session Start: Fri Jan 30 22:37:35 1998
*** Now talking in #slashdot
 time to go... later all
 HAHA
 God, he reproduced :(
 wow
 thats hughe
 More than 90% of the world's computers!!! Does babs know what a 
   server is?
 yes, he was sooooo handsome, eh?
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 ....married Melinda nee French
 heheh
 Maybe we should all start pinging (with large, abstract packets 
   sizes) the microsoft site.. :>
 CmdrTaco: Hahahah. :)
 That is no baby! That is a robot puppet.
 doh
 look @ that parking lot at his house?!?!?!?!
 where nothing works because it runs NT
 love that hair
 hehe
 40 million
 later lilo, LG, cmdr!
 High tech??? His freakin' TV won't turn off :)
*** Broxster has quit IRC (bah)
 compound
 hehe
 Vacation COMPOUND?!?
* netgod notes that mansion is more expensive than the GDP of some countries
 The Gates Compound!
 ....won't show us his cool house....invited us to his 
   family's vacation compound....
 its always raining in hell
 i hate that sound!
 chanell #win98 has about 160 revolting Windows lovers 
   watching this too
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 wouldn't show it cause it kept CRASHING!!!
 That's 20billion for her when she divorces him... good career 
   move!
 Case de Gates
 Compound hehehe
 Bill's House 95
 think week!!! 
 his house
 Mr_Fab: bahaha
 "dangerous monopoly" 
 ]wonder if hes got a bus buried out back..heh
 heh. working late and reading...RIGHT
 proph:  lol
 He couldn't show it... cause it doesn't run properly !! buahaha
 Melinda!!!!!!!
 ....comes here all by himself for what he called "think 
   weeks"
 He needs a few of those week to GPL NT.
 he goes to spank his monkey
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 like david koresh...but in washington
 thetalon. hahaha thats all he takes to think
 thats where he throws the coke and hooker parties
 THE TREES ARE COMPUTERS!
 he looks evilly slick
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 Melinda == MS Bob programmer
 Where is Bill's hand?
 he will be 60...
 crashing pcs in 20 years
 Oh.
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 proph: No, it's running NT. Even worse. :)
 rustic? Does that mean only 386es running DOS?
 20 years -- linux will be 50% of the OS market.. :>
 http://206.112.2.97/gates.ram
 nefarious: don't you dare set up savecomputers.com
* netgod makes a note never to accidentialy hit ctrl-L in bitchx
 oooh
 hh: project manager, she can't code
 AMEN!
 whoa! 20 years is a long time. what a revelation
 IBM had that years ago
 anyone know Bill Gate E-Mail or better .. E-Mail IP :)
 ...gates: turns of computer, noticed an appointment and 
   made noise....we're working on computers you can talk, interact 
   with....
 eep NT!
* Nefarious prays to the linux gods!!
 Will the talking computers have a more masculine voice than you 
   Bill?
 netgod: might accidently refresh the screen?
 "think weeks" hehe
 'computers that talk back' Are you Really Really sure you wanna 
   run netscape?
 computer that talk back! "no i'm not doing your work for you"
 then kill you if you try to turn it off
 Howdy pmitros
 MbM: :)
 wanking weeks
 ....it can notice how you react, interest, boredom, 
   react accordingly, just like a human....
 mr_fab
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 mebbe he thinks when he runs Linux there, gets away from all 
   the GPFs
<|JoshG|> He's acting like a fucking idiot
 Mr_Fab:fab: TTTT, His voice isn't that bad...ever listen to Geddy 
   Lee talk? ;)
 Perl likes all of my roommates better than me!
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 Taliesin:  might accidentially leave the channel  :-)
 oh good, the computer is going to understand feelings
 NOO NOOO dont turn me off, please god NOOOOO
 if your computer talks back you wont need a wife
 "Hi, I'm going to crash now."
 gateaway
 gate's zip drive is clicking!!!
 Gate-away!  BAM!
 joshg: he aint acting
 Specially with Windows an os
 ;)
 "Computer, purchase for me today... ummm.... ahh... Canada and 
   Iceland, I need some ginger ale and some ice..."
 I interact w/ other humans by clicking a mouse?!?!?!?!?
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 a computer that can tell when i'm bored? lovely, i bet it'll 
   even broadcast that via irc.
 hehe. computers reading body language? I don't think so.
 lilo-linp - And M$ has not stolen a whole %0.000001 of it too!
 Barabara is now dead.
 huh?
 |joshG| this surprises you? =)
 gateaway: What ever
 it'll get easier aaaahh
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 ....baba: beautiful home....but you won't show us your 
   famous home....
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 http://206.112.2.97/gates.ram <--- Real Audio 28.8 Stereo
<|JoshG|> eric: not really :)
 If you could be a tree...
 His house!!!!!
 hahahhaa
 This ought to be funny
 :)
 His TV!!!!
 whatcha mean Rob?
 It's won't go off
 KrisJon That is funny for so many reasons
 hahaha
 he copvers it with a blanket
 stopped working!
 hahhaahah
 It was running NT, thats why
 cause it runs on NT
 "For some reason"
 for "some reason?"
 haha
* netgod waits for the inevitiable cascade failure of the NT systems in 
  bills compound
 your car GPF's right before a red light and your breaks dont work!
 the nt powered tv
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 AHHA
 BUWHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH
 I've heard this :)
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 shining?!?!
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 memory leak in the TCP/IP stack
 his tv crashed.
 woohoo! the truth comes out!
 Going wrong? NT
 ....did everything work the first time you were there? 
   gates: 3rd or 4th night, brought up big screen, couldn't shut it 
   down, system froze, had to put a blanket over screen, still 
   couldn't sleep....
 TOLD you :)
 he rebooted his tv
 what a phrase!
 NT: Blanketing the market w/ quality
 it was running nt, duh
 hehehe.
<|JoshG|> Because NT SUCKS
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 hhaahahah
 Hey put AutoKick Mirc on join hehe
 What was going wrong was that he ran NT.
 hahaha
 bwhahahah
 his house is run by NT
 hehehe
 lights dont work!
 "gateaway" hah
 netgod: and the tv had the blue screen of death.....
 hmm, didn't ibm just demo something that was voice controlled, 
   respoonded via voice, and watched what you were doing.. so you could say 
   "move this over here" and poing... ? bill's gunna develop that soon, eh..
 ROFL
 "even turning on the lights still isnt perfect"
 hehehe
 thats just beautiful
 No Technology
 netjet:  he couldn't figure out how to reboot it.
 turning on the lights reboots the network :)
 soon we'll see "blanket 98" :-)
 hmm
 even turning off the lights isnt working! ROFL!
 the new few months !!!!!!!!1
 pull the plug.... dUh!
 haha GateAway
 It's not a bug: it's a FEATURE!
 Not Tested
<|JoshG|> calling him a nerd is an insult
 Not There
 lol
 s/poing/point
 NERDS!!!!
 netgod: ahhahaa
 wowzers, full channel
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Klein.)
 His hair looks pretty good tonight.
 Blanket'98
 nrrrds rule
 Nerd!!!!
 ....baba: does being called nerd hurt you? gates: I 
   don't mind being labelled as being interested in reading, 
   science....
 Bill Gates != Nerd
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* netgod rolls on the bed, laughing
* CmdrTaco is a nerd!
 CmdrTaco.. That hair was made at MS
 he needs to work on his posture
 calling him a nerd is insulting the rest of us who uphold the 
   meaning of the word
 heh
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 Agrh! insult to my nerdhood
 THE FIRST RECIPIE FOR SOFTWARE
 FEAR
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 basic...woooo
* OctobrX is a nerd
 his nt screen crashed his bedroom screen!!!
 he's a dork not a nerd :)
 He stole basic!
 'Oh boy, I made QBasic'
 does the hair crash too?
 first receipe?
 JoshG: It's an insult to real nerds. Like us. :)
 Windows doesnt have bugs it just develops random features!
 MS Visual Hair++ 98 Pro
 Microsoft Hair 95
 FIRST recipe for softwate: STEAL OTHER OS' LIKE APPPLES
* XPurple is a nerd
 MShair98
 "Why would you ever want to turn off an appliance?"
 That's right Bill Invented Software!
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* tErMiNaTo is a geek
* proph is a nerd
 hahahahaa
 Fab: hahaha. :)
 Woo!  NERD AND PROUD OF IT!
 oh good, here's the "I stole Basic" story
* extech remembers the hax0r brotherz - "d0s g33kz"...heh
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 that was hilarious
* dRS911 is away: (away) :%: since: 9:48pm(+31s) - (msg:on/page:on)
 dc9: yeah, we should all bow to him
 His computer locked up when he was *TURNING OFF THE LIGHTS*
 This is sick guys.. chill.. hear bill out some ;)
 http://206.112.2.97/gates.ram <--- Real Audio 28.8 Stereo
 hes not a nerd , hes a DORK , hes not cool enough to be a nerd
 xekul: ^5 :)
 terminato: you bite the heads off live chickens?
 AFK
 in 2 years: Bill would have invented the COMPUTER!
* voidX passes out on his terminal sometimes
 rcw: remember the Max Headroom shows? TV's with on/off's are 
   illegal?
 now theres some hair..heh
 Did you sleep?  Watch out with those hard questions barbara.
 hahah
 HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
 rcw: occasionally =)
*** acf changes topic to "Hail Eris! Hail CmdrTaco!  Gates for President in 
1984! http://206.112.2.97/gate"
 ....baba: you worked for 5 weeks making this basic 
   program work in 1985....what was that like? gates: very intense, 
   paul and I had talked about how these inexpensive computers 
   could change the world, we worked day and night to get something 
   out quickly....we were totally focussed on getting this 
   done....even wrote in 1975 (sorry not 85) that we wanted to put 
   a computer on every desktop....
 and here we have the most perfect opperationg system, qbasic 
 Painting: heh.
 fstab-lin: I'm connecting, but it's not pulling it. Fucking 
   Realaudio.
 cloning!
 Clone Gates!  Cool!
 WTF about cloning?
 no COLNES please!!
 nooooooo, not clones of gates!!!
 Clone vendors
 NOOO, don't clone bill!
 oh no !
 a computer on every desk in every home... with only 640k memory, 
   but..
 We really need a few gates clones.
 hahahaha
 ones enough
 nooooo
 chkdsk : forget that ... he still don't know how to work Using 
   Qbasic 
 hehe
 AAUUUUUGH! bill gates clones????
 ummm
 I'd buy a copy of gates to play with
 NO CLONES OF GATES, PLEEEZE
 a gates on every desk...
* pud is gone! (auto away after 10 minutes) -whirred:4.1-
 CmdrTaco: Yea...more things for me to hunt down like a dog ;)
 Bill Gates: why would anyone need more than 640k in their computer?
 Gates thinks Cloning is a "Bad Thing"
 CmdrTaco.. I'd like one around the house
 bullshit.........
 this makes me for cloning
 cloning is a Bad Thing (tm)
 ....how do you feel about cloning? gates: cloning is a 
   bad thing, they'll make it illegal....
 :)
 bill syas so
 Steve Jobs is opposed to cloning
 don't worry -- he thinks cloning is a bad thing....
 good one hallow
 14 yr. old Bills?!?!
 gpf bill? noo1!!!
 rofl
 Laws can't stop science
 Gates won't clone himself, he'll put his brain in a bionic body.
 hallelujah
 god, gates was a ugly kid...jeze
 clone gates... so we can all get a chance to kill him.
 never has never will
 fishcam!
* Mr_Fab clones OctobrX
 Gates cloned would result in another college dropout, struggling to 
   get by
 no cloning! That would mean that Gates would only be worth $20B, 
   then $10B, then $5B, then $2.5B...
 ooh a 486!
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 thank god -- no bill clones!
 theres a 5.25 disk drive in that thing?
* BlueCow rolls his eyes.. d'ya think the questions could be ANY stupider? 
  %P
 GOD, IS SHE EVER GOING TO ASK A REAL QUESTION?
 486sx?
 486sx
 God!
 ahahah they just showed a 486!
 is that a 186?
 CLONE GATES! Shooting galarys where you can kill em!!!
 ....baba: he thinks there are limits even to science, 
   computers will never have a soul....
 GOD!
 not if they're running winblows....
 WOW!
 PainAngel : Poor bionic body :)
 geez
 wirehead: That should make it illegal to clone HIM. :)
 486!!!!
 oh shit... hahahaha
 "A computer on every desk and in every home, running Microsoft 
   OS"
 hehe
 Limits to science?
 486
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 Listen to that hd! Did you heara it swapping? That is NT in action
 What hesitation!
 wow
 haha
 Of course he thoinks cloning is bad...look at his stance on 
   pirating!!
 that was a kewl question !!!
 486
 he is god!
 Heehee..
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 ms computers will never have any soul.. real or figuratively!
 bill: i am god! what do you mean?
 if there was a god.......
 richest
 XBIll RULEZ !
 What no answers?
 religion : Unix vs NT.
 define "religiously", Gates...
 gates is a demond sead
 heheheheeeeh
 caldera: NO
<|JoshG|> "God?  You mean me?!?"
* frogstar  (Auto-Away after 10 mins) [BX-MsgLog On]
 yeah, we need at least on clone of gates for each win95 user to kill
 he is evading 
 kill him.....KILLL!
 BILL GATES RELIGIOUS VALUES:  All prasie me!!!
* netgod notes bill didnt actually answer the question
 w a 5.25
 Bill believes in god.  He believes in himself.
 HE HAS A WHACK-ASS POSTURE
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 ....baba: do you believe in god? gates: I was raised 
   religious, I don't have all the answers....
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 Oh no, not a religious kid.
* Espy-deb wants to GPL his DNA
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 Do you believe in God?  yes, I do believe in myself....
 AlphRISC : haha NT doesn't stand a Chance !
 i like tacos!
 HE said he doesnt have the answers!! CALL THE HELP DESK!!!!!!!!!!!!
 oh no!@ my TV won't turn off!!
 "I exist, therefore there is a god."
 LET'S CLONE LINUS!!!!
* netgod wonders why 20/20 doesnt follow up on the hard questions
* ojastej  is away: (Auto-Away after 10 mins) [BX-MsgLog On]
 "Its exciting to have shitloads of money and be able to buy 
   anyone"
 Sultan of Brunai is richer!
 I think Melinda whoops his whistle every night.  That's why he's 
   sitting like that.
 Oh my god I didn't know HE WAS SUCH A DORK!!! oashdf[lihsdf
 CmdrTaco: He believe in A god. Not THE god (Linus). :)
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 aquarius: no he's not
 ....baba: how does it feel to be richest man in world? 
   gates: privilege and responsibilities of giving that wealth away 
   to help the world....
 acf : Yeah !
 thousands of linus' ! gimme!
 kennef: they'll have to transfer you to level 2 tech support
 NT doesn't crash if you don't use it. Win95 does
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 Gee thanks dad.
 "I am greedy, I will take my money with me"
 He wishes he was a NERD.
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 Is taking over the world!
 Damn he's dodging a lot of questions.
 this is one of the worst interviews ever!!!!!!!!!!!!
* voidX wants some of linus' DNA 
 yeah, bill's pocket
 woop, sucks to be bill's kids
*** Cluster is now known as Bgate
 He will give away his fortune in the form of MSN disks
 I have one word. L-I-N-U-X!!!
 thats why he gave his daughter billions the day she was born
* Bgate Sux
 dc9: No. He pays for Melinda to "whoop his whistle"
 His kids are going to fucking hate him
 running IE no doubt
*** Bgate is now known as BillGate
 oh no
 FoxFire_.. heh
* CmdrTaco worships linus.
 what the fuck is he telling us that we don't already know????
*** DaRandMan is now known as rnd_
 wirehead: ROTFL!
 the hype-word: Internet :-/
 his kids will run Linux. :)
 ninster: hhahahaha I love it
 connected to the M$ oiwned and operated internet
 I'd love to hear babawawa mention free software and linux and the 
   gpl
* BillGate Love to fuck with Animal
 Yes, you can have the info if you worship bill and run IE.
 The richer kids have fatter pipes to the 'net tho!
 or he wishes we knew???
 Where is his idea? Nobody wants to know
 hm, michigan at least has lots of such libraries with such 
   terminals
 Gates is a wonderful person.  He gives away computers!
 haha
 ....gates: every child should be able to go to a library 
   and have internet access, have everything the rich kids have....
 CmdrTaco: As most of us here do, I bet. :)
*** DrWatson is now known as THe-BoRG
 he doesn't want to let his kid use his computers... She might 
   install LINUX!!! (:
 look @ all those kids being assimalated!!
 oh great
 he's talking about AOL>
 Hey, they should play quake in that library
 that is an admirable goal, but his $$$ hasn't been a drop in the 
   bucket.
 yeah, now they'll be even more underpriveledged.....
 Bill Gates in orgasim..."ActiveX...activeX....ACTIVEXX!!!!!!!!"
 Mr. Gates, Why are you such an idiot when it comes to delivering a 
   quality operating system?
 ha ha
 oh great, the kids can't fucking eat but they can surf the net
 bill gates: first we give it away for free on the playground, get 'em 
   hooked.
 Gates is soo nerdy.
 MY MIND IS BOGGELED!!
 jesus christ
* BillGate Don't give away Computers ... I BUY them !!!
 Yeah. If it weren't for Gates, who would we have to make fun of?
 oh boy... porn in libraries.. all thanks to gates
 WOW!
 hmm, so all the kids can get porn in school.
 the problem with that is you have to agree to use NT and MSIE and 
   stuff -- the detroit public library did
 thats why we need need a linux for kids project
 bah
 damn
 37 billon!
 I CAN'T BELIEVE IT!!!
 "every kid should be able to go to the library and use m$-soft to 
   browse the inet .-(
 fuck
 37 billion dollars.  God we could build a fast server.
 VOid: thats it, linux for kids starts NOW!
 ActiveSex sounds mor fitting wirehead
 He still couldnt pay off the national fukc debt!
* Taliesin high-fives minga
 he has thirty seven billion dollars to GIVE away....and he can't 
   get a dacent haircut...
 WE MUST CONVERT!!! INSTALL NT NOW!!!
 thetalon: AOL should be destroyed. Steve Case should be beaten out 
   of America.
 we need kiddie software for linux so the kids won't be assimilated!
 she's in ecstacy - thirrty sevven billlion dollars!
 no
 hell no
* BillGate is a Fucking Dumb-Ass !
 Yup, get to the kids early, so they use MS Windows.
 You know? Most nerds from the 70s-80s don't look like nerds 
   anymore.. but gates still looks like a nerd.
 im greedy
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 ....baba: gates' potential for charity is 
   mindboggling....could give away $37B and still be a 
   billionaire....you could improve the life in any third world 
   country....
 who's with me!?
 Right on CmdrTaco
 Hes gonna use it on hookers
 hehe
 ooh 500 million
 no gates isnt nerdy, im proud to say im a nerd and hes not one 
   too....
* BillGate is a Piece of Shit !!!!!
 Cmdr: Mmmm. I can see it now. :)
* rcw speedreads
 the suburbs of detroit are committed to netscape tho
 one helluva server
 he has thirty seven billion dollars to GIVE away....and he can't 
   get a dacent haircut...
 The Bill Gates Library foundation
 CmdrTaco gates is a wonderful person, he gives away pc's running his 
   os as an advertisment, then charges for updates
 Bill COULD help the US by giving away alot of his money but greed 
   stops that!
 xkahn:  hehe
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 he should give it to linus
 half a billion out of 40 billion....HAHAHA
 CmdrTaco: You could build your own internet :)
 And the gates Foundation
 You don't want to give money to *other* OS's
 I really belive in : promoting D3d, and OLE
 lilo you legend
 that dood must have a TON of hookers!
 WHO did he give money to?!???
 did he say?
* baldor likes the idea of M$-Banners at slashdot ;-)
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 HISYN:  we woudl still owe the debt 5 trillion dowllars
 Those are the 2 he's given money to, seriously
<|JoshG|> "Good Cause" != Windows everywhere
 starving kids will be albe to research on the internet - thats 
   thier biggest problem, the Internet soves everythign!
 GO TED!
 GO TED!
 hisyn: that wouldnt help the US, really.
 You have to give this guy a little bit of respect. It _does_ take 
   something to make all that $$.
 yeah bill,
 CmdrTaco: And we'd STILL have CPU cycles and disk space left for 
   EVERYONE here to have an Official Slashdot shell account :)
* BillGate Will never give is money to US  !!! 80 % of is money is from 
  japan !
 It's on cnn's web site/news.com as well
 why
 ted turner is cool
 hmm.. so i take it the interview hasn't gone too well so far? :)
 ted
 Wow, he is SQUIRMING!
 uhoh. netlag.
 he maried a MS exec? isn't that sexual harrasement?
 mmarker: BILL G. IS DONATING TO THE UN
 haha
 choke choke choke....
 see the greed
 baldor: if they read the articles first they wont put any ads on
 caldera: not unless she said no ;)
* netgod notes wealth does do good sitting in a bank, its just hard to keep 
  track of what its doing
 Kris: Thats the point.  The way he made his money is NOT RIGHT 
   (tm)
 caldera: Don't tell them that. :)
 500 million. ha
 keep up witht he turners :)
 yeah, sure BILL
 er
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 hahaha
 1!!!
 They're probably marketing MS oses
* ninster wonders if she was ever an intern
 we should send our logs to some microsoft members
 .....gates: must give money as carefully as making it or 
   it will be gone in a second....  baba: give to UN? gates: ted's 
   great, I'm glad he has given that billion dollars, I'll give in 
   the same league and beyond but I don't want to set artificial 
   milestones....during my life the money will be given away, and I 
   have many years left....
 see what they think
 She's sleeping with the boss....is there something wrong with 
   that?
* Mr_Fab wonders again where Barb's hands are
 hehe... not if a sniper gets ya bill\
 Destroying small companies, steeling ideas.
 "World Peace in our time - OR ELSE."
 of course he doesnt care....
 oh yes!!!
 She didn't ask you if Ted was great or not, you moron!
 awwww.
 proph: hehehe :)
 what a fucking genioous!!!
 She's stroking bill.
 Unfair!
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 he doesnt care ABOUT ANYTHING
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 how much did she get paid to marry Bill?
 ninster: heh.
 What happened?
* BillGate is the one who push Clinton is Sexual harestment !
 Back from kung fu!
 haha.
 BRB
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* pic wonders what this channel is all about
 ! HIS FAMILY ?
 I dont have a tv...is the wife there in pic?
 Listen to him not yet give a single REAL answer :)
 I THINK SHE'S LOOKING FOR A LITTLE DONATION, IF YOU KNOW WHAT I 
   MEAN!!
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 hey bill: if you want to be philanthropic, give away NT
 hehe
 Family.  And CRUSHING SUN.
*** BillGate is now known as Cluster
 .  Sorry.
 phear. the gates reproduces.
 his wife looks like a fucking GUY
 pic: see www.slashdot.org
 mmarker: she was, for a second
 his family is three NT servers in the basement
 pic: why.. http://www.slashdot.org
 Sun kick M$ ass !
 .....baba: people say you aren't much in relationships 
   gates: that person who said that didn't know me....family is 
   very important....
 and she wanted my money!
 the gates do haev a child
 NOOOOO!!!!!!
 ewwww
 rcw: thx
 More kids! (yech)
 eeeeeeeiiiiiiiiiii
 WHats everyone's favorite nation???
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 they are made 4 each other
 Linux kick suns ass.
 haha
 neatest
* CmdrTaco has a new quest:Obsoleting 'www'.
 DO-nation :)
 ick icky icckky... eewwww.
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 "I believe I have quite a few years left in my life." I hope not.
 dude!!!
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 he's gonna sing
 Scarry
 She is going to be a freak
 That's going to be one damaged kid.
 Gates earned > 15billion and the most important thing is his 
   family. I can't believe that !!!
* CmdrTaco hates www.
 AAHHHH!!!! He's going to sing now!!!!
 uh oh, here it comes
 dfroid: I remember seeing both of them @ a bball game...and the 
   *ROCK* on her finger.
 ....picture of child Jennifer, rice says she's 
   funny-looking....
 OH NO
 No no no, Sun Sparc running Linux!
 HE'S GONNA SING
<|JoshG|> I think that we should drag out the earplugs
 this is amusing all right
 nooo!!
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 What did the kids shirt say in binary????
* SJanes gets the heebiejeebies considering the concept of Gates having sex.
 www.www.www.com
 no
 he's gonna SING!! (uh oh)
 CmdrTaco, ^5
 He is going to sing!!! What fun!
 hehe
 SONG ALERT
 oh no
 here it comesss..
 nooooo
 yuck
 Oh NO
 Hit the MUTE!
 NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
 O GOD!
 It would be funny if bill gates house electrocuted him!
 baldor : me neither
 TWINKLE 
 lol
 He only likes family because it gives him immortality.
 Egad! Don't sing!
 i think its time to send the brute squad to bills house......
 oh gawd!!!!
 NO DONT SING!!!!!!!
 OH NOOOO
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 aaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrgh!!!!!!!!!!!
 NO DONT SING!!!!!!!
 OH GOD NO... 
 heheheh
 OH GOD no!!!!
 noooo
 DIE DIE DIE DIE
 noooo!!!!!!!!!!!1
 CmdrTaco: Hear hear. :)
 NNNNooooooooo
 NO HES SINGING!
 Gopher!!!
 here it is!!!
 make him stop
 uh oh
 AAAAAAAAAAAA
 AHHH!H!!!!
 noooooooooooooo
 aaaa
 NOOOO!
 AAAUUHHHHHH
 AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHh!
 mute mute mute
 AAAH!
 here comes the song
 ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
<|JoshG|> NNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
   !!!!
 NOOOO!
 AASHHH@!
 heheheheh
 NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
 hahaha
 HELP!!!!
 yesssssssss !!!
 HELP!!!
 Mother of shit!
 I want a .ra of this.
 ahhhhhhhh
 AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!
 aigggghhh!!
 MAKE HIM STOP
 thank god
 Make it stop!!!!
 aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
 noooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
 bad bad bad
 boooo
 yesssssssss !!!
 yesssssssss !!!
 ahhh my EARS!!
 Make it stop!!!!
 hahahha.
 ahhh my EARS!!
 ahhh my EARS!!
 ahhh my EARS!!
 Make it stop!!!!
 ....gates sings twinkle twinkle little star
 b[ ftoij]pojfhgjh
 Not bad.
 "i think thats enough"
 Make it stop!!!!
 NNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
 yesssssssss !!!
 ahhh my EARS!!
 ahhh my EARS!!
 ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
 hahahahaa
 THE GATES SINGS!
 mppppp
 Thank you barbara!!!!
 Make it stop!!!!
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 alph: not as a comercial developement platform
 SINGINGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
 DOESNT HE HAVE ANY MORALS!
 AAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
   !!!!!!!111
 THANX you Barbara
 oh lord....
 yEAH !!!
 SHOOT!!
 anooooooooooooo
 hahaha she slammed his ass
 the song :)
 hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
 nonononono
 MAEK IT STOP!
 AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
 ahahah
 NO!!
 YES!!!!!
 his daughter is a lifelike robot that will be made my m$ next year :)
 CRAP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 AAHHK!H!
 ROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFL!!!!
 hahhaha
 Phew!
 OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
 Goood god.
 NOOOOOOOOO!
* LeechC  (Auto-Away after 10 mins) [BX-MsgLog On]
 STOP!!!!!!!!
 AHAH!!
 oh yes it's over
* trethyn  (Gone, Talk to you when i return: [10 mins]) [BX-MsgLog On]
 My new startup sound!!!!!
 Whew... he stopped...
 ....almost on key.....
 HEHEHEHEHEH
 AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
 hahahahaha
 YES?!??!???!??!
 what a dork
 thank god
 HAHAHAHA
 cdcestokvbjdfkl;yntlkj rtk;byjh
 rofl
 aahhh
* wirehead watches at efnet melts down
 edtgbjnsrkl;tj jbnldfkb
 sf bn/sljhb
 AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
 df]gnk [fogb
 Wow.
 FUN !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 he didn't sing
 p[b
 THAT REALLY REALLY REALLY SUCKED
 I CANT HEAR!
 ]
 this sucks
 fhnfy'ls
 OH!!
 My TV blew up!
 AAAAAA!
 there is nothing wrong with hime having time with his daughter 
   if only he would shut up on tv
 'b
 thank god for the mute button.........
 whooh, that was funny!
 Thank GOD for commercials!!!!
 HEHEH
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 ....please everyone, chill down....
 YUP
* XPurple decides to travel to redmond, and stop bill
<|JoshG|> If that's the future, I want to die!!!
 It'v over
 Page after page is just bloody flying by.
 man
 my ears are bleading?
 EWWWWWWWWWWWW
 ROFL
 twinkle this!
 hjfdksla
 s evil plan
 calm down
 argh
* db COVERS HIS EARS!!!
 !!
 my ears are bleading!
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 aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
 OctobrX.. But a rich dork
 babs shut HIM up...
 grrr.. this is going fast...
* weez is back. yum, oxygen! (12m26s)
 haha
 Anti bill web page.
 Wait till you see what Bill Gates is dreaming up now: "The Windows 
   NT-controlled Nuclear Missile (tm)"
 well
 OHH, DILBERT COMMERCIAL!
 BLEAH!
 NO MORE NAME MESSAGES TO FLOOD THE CHANNEL
* ninster watches the shitstorm flash by
 FUCK ME UP THE GOAT ASS
 arg
 fucking shit
 stop him!!!
 his wife looks like a fucking GUY
 singing lesons
 http://206.112.2.97/gates.ram <--- Real Audio 28.8 Stereo
 A REAL NERD Dilbert
 he didn't come up with real time 3d animation.. sheesh.
 dc9: No that's a punishment
* supraX is back. ahh ..(15m49s)
 I take it this was the twinkle-twinkle thing?
 im glad i logged this=]
 im ok now
 HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHH all the screaming in pain is totally flooding my 
   dinky little connection :)
 ITS OVER NOW... ITS OVER... BREATH *BREATH*
 DILBERT! YES!
 Dilbert is cool.
 stop!
 twinkle, twinkle little bill
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 DILBERT! :)
 500 lines of "AHHH NOOOOOO"
 its not over
 IT'S NOT OVER
 eeeeeeeeeeeek
 :)
 You know dilber runs linux
 that was Part I
 Ah. . . blessed relief. . .  the Anti-Bill
 Drew Carey!
 It's not over yet!
 +m +m +m +m please....
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 dorq: That really scares me.
 CmdTaco: what about "We survived the BillGates tortue" TShirts ? 
   ;-)
 I don't like the voice they picked for the boss in the Dilbert 
   commercials
 that awas bad.
 There is more!
 hehehe
 caldera.. there's some more!!
 shit, now I'm bursting like crazy
 i wonder if dilbert runs linux
 I want an .au of that, if anyone has it. FTP it to 
   pmitros.mit.edu, if you got it
 OUT OUT YOU DEMONS OF STUPIDITY!
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 what a dork hehehe
 CmdrTaco. hey... 
 It is NOT over. Wait.
 hehe
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 baldor - I'd buy a few of those!
 AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
   HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
* Painting is passing out from reading and watching TV
 This whole interview it way too "Cutesie" for me.  I want to hear 
   him admit that Windows sucks.
 OH THE CROAKING
 Dilbert programs in K&R C under Unix, and he could kick gate's 
   butt
 twinkle twinkle little start...
 Drew Carey = Dilbert ???
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 Jessica Says Hi.
* ninster rotflmao
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 dilbert strikes me as more of a FreeBSD person
 RAID: you wish. :P
 not
 Twinkle Twinkle little star, how I wonders what you are. A sphere of 
   incandecent gas, spinning round a nuclear mass. Twinlke Twinlke little 
   star, how I wonder what you are.
 fstab-lin: thanks for the stream - how many are listening in?
 HI JEssica ! :)
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 Drew Carey is a logical choice for Dilbert's voice.
 Hi Jessica! =)
 dilbert programs in c?
 I bet if bill gates saw linux he would blow up.
 bill gates doesn't believe in God....he skirted the question, just 
   like Clinton with "there was no IMPROPER relationship"
 RAID: the fun stuff is coming next
 CmdrTaco: That's your gf? Tell her Hi. :)
 Gates admit that his whole existance sucks? hmmm...
 At least we don't have to see any MS commercials...
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* OctobrX thinks Rob should talk and give his view on things
 I thought Dilbert used fortran
 Up to 21 so far at one time :)
 josona: but we know bill hasn't inhaled god :)
 Where do you want to go today?
 Actually, his singing wasn;t all that bad...
 Gelkote: Don't be on it :)
 Give the third world NT - that'll fix them all....
 Oh noooo
 AARRGGGGGGGGGGGGG
 i want him to bbitch abbout the stuff in his house not working 
   some more.....
 Should we +m guys?
 good.
 Who's got a recording of the twinkle twinkle?
 be = bet
 "we can be heros!"
 Gelkote :)
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 Kinda like listening to Vogon poetry
 Dilbert's friend wallyu doesn't know Java tho
 I thought it was Cobol....
 Dilbert can be a hero...
 cmdr: yes
 I say we go +m for 5 mins
 or COBOL yuch!
 dilbert uses people, not programming languages - *duh*
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 cmdrtaco: please +m thank you
 CmdrTaco: Maybe ya oughta.
 +M +M
 Dilbert uses C.  There was a cartoon on it
 CmdrTaco. yes!
 what about +m during the commercials ? So that everyone can calm 
   down..
 We can Be heros.   Just for one day.
 ah...the Vogons
 no +m this is too much fun!!
 causticus: no, he just uses Os.
 has anyone noticed that there's a nasal passage comercial going on?
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 fstab-lin: thanks, I'm in MX without TV :(
 ...back to watching the show...
 PLease, +m for a while.
 dont +m.. isnt this the whole point of the channel?
 who were they, again...?
 Yeah, +m but +v me first :)
 yeah..go +m for the rest of the show
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 no, not more censorship
 Dilbert is a real man an EE!
 I forget
 jon: No probs!
 CmdrTaco: bowie is god
 coincidence? I think not!
 Damn iSP
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* CmdrTaco can't keep up.
 +m, i go
 Catbert is my hero
*** OctobrX changes topic to "Going +m to hear Rob's views for 5mins"
 xkahn not here :)
 +M +M
 HAHAHAHAHHAHA
 +M +M
 Unix programmer, not Unich programers
 I want to see Bill in a grilling interview.  You know he'd crack
 Tons of reading.
 -m
 xlca: Dogbert is my hero.
 FoxFire_.. Yeah "No, C is a programming language, not the grade 
   on my project"
*** lilo-linp sets mode: +m
 NO +M
 Hello Jessica
*** acf sets mode: -m
 "Can't you program in B?"
 Is the RealAudio stream sounding okay?!
 ok rob
 you talk
 see ya in a few min.
 I'm going to have to go back and read the log after the fact just to 
   see what happeneed.
 it was _the_ lamest thing :P
 acf: Why do you care?
 Rush!
 Not rush
 what if I programmed in B?
 fstab-lin:  It's great!
*** OctobrX sets mode: +o flaggz
 Everyone should join slashdot2 for open chat.
 does anyone out there know 'A'??
 eww
 demon: because =P
 doh. that sucks. :)
 hey flagzz
 is this Over ???
 geez
 ARGH! it's RUSH LIMBAUGH!
 err
 There was a "B" programming language
* |JoshG| thinks that Rush is the man
 fstab-lin: ya, sounds great!
 fstab-lin: Yeah, it's groovy !! How many people are listening =
 "Can you write the program in B?" - Dilberts boss
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 acf!
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 cmdrtaco: can't complain about not having a turnout.
 how long will the realaudio stream be there for?
 Before BCPL, CPL and C
 xkahn:Rush Is Right.
*** OctobrX changes topic to "/j #slashdot2 for open chat"
* BlueCow errrms
 Bill Has No Penis..........thats why hes so pissed off at the world
 BCPL by Ken Tompson
 What's going on? Netsplit or lag?
 I thought Rush was dead.
 0.
 great turnout guys!  This is awesome.
 http://206.112.2.97/gates.ram <--- Real Audio 28.8 Stereo
 yeah, does anyone have a complete log of this?
 FLOOD
 hehe
 rofl
 Claw: Hahaha.
 brb
 please join slashdot for open chat
* dRS911 is away: (away) :%: since: 9:48pm(+31s) - (msg:on/page:on)
 rcw - me
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 rcw:  yes
 rcw-- yup
 It's just a desktop mike hanging over the TV speaker :)
*** lilo-linp sets mode: +m
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 we're trying to keep up with everyone.
 email all logs to mike911@clark.net
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 It got amazingly busy real quick.
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 rob: say hi to jessica for me =)
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 ....hugh downs introduces more interview....what's bill 
   up to now?....
 Bill is into ballet now.
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 Cmdr: Hahah. :)
 Using SGI's.
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 In 1992
 Bill invented motion capture now.
 I can't wait to see THAT. :)
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 ....ballet....studying human motion and translating it 
   into cold cash....
 2 frames per second.
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 nice framerate on that
 flaggz: Yeah, he just invented EVERYTHING. :P
 ....pictures of a microsoft bestseller video game....
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 He shows them playboy.
 Wargames!
 lilo: Microsoft bestseller video game? Heh. They HAVE to be 
   confused. :)
 Oh yeah, bill invented webTv.
 Oh, and Bill invented the internet.
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 ....bill introduces another boring TV net computer....
 INFERMASHUN
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 Guys, this sucks.  Let's -m.
 wow pip and webtv.
 ....now, we talk about the law suit....
*** acf sets mode: -m
 did the did the eastcoasters get to watch the BG interview yet?
 ...while translating it into cold cash
 Media Lab developed human tracking technology so long ago. 
   Microsoft is just copying it.
 Internet Destroyer I think she means.
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 Let's be careful not to flood to much.
 Can I talk now?
 for 30 seconds
<]Arc[> 20/20 isnt on in AZ yet..
 ....the government said M$ was forcing vendors to give 
   out IE....
 wonder where he got that HDTV monitor
 not quite
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 here comes the jucy stuff
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 Ya thnk?  Maybe unfair?
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 5 mins till 20/20 in MST zone.
<]Arc[> Its nice to Microsoft pay off 20/20 for a nice PR piece.
 Whoa
 Man that was nuts.
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 magic is bad
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* CmdrTaco hopes they mention Slashdot :)
 Yes, they do ! Poor netscape !
 no there not
 Threat to innovation!!!!  Ugh!
 ....government: monopoly, unfair restriction....gates: 
   restriction on future innovation with computers....
 ahoo...
 http://206.112.2.97/gates.ram <--- Real Audio 28.8 Stereo
 hey, there's that man/woman/? hehe
 CmdrTaco.. Heh
 Janice Reno: Oh baby! :)
 Nice Netscape browser... Where did that footage come from?
 IE isn't exactly a feature.
 a threat to stealing other's inovations
 heh
* kerith  (Auto-Away after 10 mins) [BX-MsgLog On]
 dream on, Rob. ;)
 put new features in. not new software.
 And on the 7th day linux created bill and he was sad for bill 
   became hungry for power and went away to form windows in hell and until 
   this day linus and all his angels have been battling against satan - 
   bill gates
 Arc: Oh ya... just wait. ABC will be starting a new cable network 
   soon. :)
 but when your "features" are a standalone product that compete 
   directly with other "standalone" products....
 Threat MY ASS
 It is *not* like that old Bill
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 OH HELL, IE is the engine..HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!
 new programs = new "features"?
 BROWSER != OS
 PainAngel : IE is a big Virus .. Just like M$ Winblow !
<|JoshG|> He's full of shit
 can anyone see me ?
 IE == engine in a car??
 I think Netscape should make a product that integrates itself with 
   Windows...heh
 it is friggin busy here now!
 GPFs are undocumented features of all Microsoft products
 Gawd, gate's is an idiot!
 I have to say, I do agree with the govmnt part with Bill
 Bill invented computers.
 Windows != OS
 whew
 if buying microsoft stuff is like buying a car, it'd be like buying 
   a Pinto
 bull bill... you can put together linux in pieces very nicely
 If I don't want picles on my chessburger MCd they'll leave them 
   off, if I don't want IE on my system they can't take it off
 IE is a LADA engine !
 Aq:no, he's a businessman. oh..wait...
 BUNDLING *IS NOT* THE PROBLEM!
 I'd like to see others win witout govnmt interference
 OPPOSITE OF THE TRUTH?!?
* ninster wonders how the www.m$.com servers are doing
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 Heres the disinformation campaign
 CmdrTaco.. I heard he made that round thing too.. the wheel
 Though, that'd be VERY difficult
 ....it's said you want to control the internet and put 
   all your stuff on there....gates: this is an example of 
   competitive rhetoric saying the opposite of the truth....nothing 
   is more open and flexible than the internet....
 HAHAHAH M$ will Control the Internet
 Wow, look at that smile when Barbara says "YOu want to control 
   everything!"
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 OH THIS IS *GOOD*
 OPPOSITE MY ASS!
 hmpf
 Ori0n: It's forcing use. That's the big issue.
 and Microsoft is stifiling the Net
 He's comparing it .. wtf!!
 and the net runs on apache!!!!!!!
 MS Needs to keep away from the Internet
 this sickens me!
 He'll lose it ALLL
 ....gates: no one can control the internet [he's 
   right]....
 nothing is more open than the internet... until there was microsoft
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 World Domination!
 so, are we mudslinging on gates as he talks to that moronic woman?
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 :-)
 HE THINKS THAT MICROSOFT IS THE ONLY OPTION!!
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 well, the www anyway.
 HELP PEOPLE OUT
 yeah, right
 i.e. take over the world...
 Bill wants to "Help People Out"
 Demon - right. it's the anticomptetive bit.
 buahahahahhahahah
 ....gates: we love to help people [yah right]....
 This is flat out pissing me off
* ninster starts singing "WE ARE THE WORLD"
 love that cover!!!
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 Hey bill: this is the proxy to my bunghole, and it's not an 
   upstream message
 "..that can help people out?" how does destroying their computer 
   help them out?
 CmdrTaco.. Of course
<|JoshG|> That cover RULES
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 wow just think if bill gates backdoored NT he could take over the 
   world... no wonder there isn't m$ sourcecode
*** acf changes topic to ""i love building products that help people out" - 
bill g., 1998"
 well he can always make proprietary MS extensions the defacto 
   standard on the internet
 Invent what? They copied everything
 yea, i thought so
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 the DEVIL!
 lilo - your bias is showing  =>
 hiya
 hahahahhahhahahhaha
 HoserHead : hmm m>.. Why does mircosoft.com Run BSDI :)
 CmdrTaco: Share And Enjoy. . .  Share ANd Enjoy. . . .
* db will start mass mailing Linux CDs like AOL did.. "NOW YER OS AINT 
  DOMINANT IS IT!!! BITCH!!!"
 yes he does want to help people out to help himself
 acf hahaha
 Hahha. Billy just loves every human beings therefore he tries to 
   provide everyone with his software
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 Gates is teh devil himself!
 watch him cry... heheh
 this interview is in which channel ???
 cluster: it doesn't
 Yeah, but Bill Gates also sais 640k was enoigh for anybody. So I 
   don't believe him when he says no one could ever contro lthe Net. I 
   think he plans to take it over himself. Phear that. :p
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 "There are hundreds and thousands, and you get to choose".. 
   unless you're running MSIE
 dorq: The devil, you say?
 hehe
 I've actually seen that web page.
 CmdrTaco.. Don't bad mouth Satan
 ....baba: evil empire, arrogant, greedy, the devil, 
   feeding frenzy, what do you say?  gates: business is very 
   competitive and we're a success....
 But not for quality products
 the Devil you say? THE DEVIL THE DEVIL!
 1wow just think if bill gates backdoored NT he could take over the 
   world... no wonder there isn't m$ sourcecode
 ;-)
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 She's really asking the tough ones isn't she?
 "very competetive" .... that's his way to express it
 I doubt Gates can ever control the net
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 acf : I heard It was
 too bad it's not his competitors calling him satsn.. it's his 
   customers
 mmarker: Hahaha. Sam & Max?
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 watch him stand up and get into a slap-fight with barbara walters
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 What a PR piece.
 with or without govmnt interference
 hehehe its a competative buisness??? there's ohhh 100+ people her 
   that would like to trap bill in a  dark alley :)
 'learn to take other's disagreements as if they're not real'
 Yup
 Cry Bill Cry!!!
 Has anyone said Andy Grove is the devil? No. I think Time was 
   even considering him for man of the year.
 Great new things?
 oohh, shed a tear for Bill.
 acf : what is he running... It CAN'T run a WINBLOW !!!!
 ....everyone please use #slashdot for open 
   conversation....
 Poor bill.  
 boohoo
 poor guy
 mmarker: You da man! :)
 gelkote hahaha
 I feel terrible for him.
<|JoshG|> "Great New Things"
 POOOR BILL!
 Ahh, BillG is whining about the gov't is mean...
 hahahaha
 mmarker: ^5 :)
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 ....this is Rob's party.... ;)....
 bill has friends?
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 Man, he might not make it to $40 BILLION
 NEVER !Б
 this interview is in which tv channel ???
* netgod hopes bill does something else
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 Poor guy
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 ABC
 gugaman_:  ABC
 Specialist?
 k
 I think he should also invest in some contacts..
 when you have $40 you get lots of friends
* acf estimates he has over US$50B
 bill is satan, he's satan's bitch
 great software?
 Specialist?  
 Great software?
 gugaman: cannel 372
 Building great software....
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 ?!?
 j/k
 http://206.112.2.97/gates.ram <--- Real Audio 28.8 Stereo
 Allright bill!
 he's a specialist in marketing, not building software.
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 the rest of his life? i hope that's not long
 ....baba: can you see yourself doing something else in 
   future? gates: I'm a specialist, I have dedicated my life to 
   building great software, I'll do that the rest of my life....
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* rcw is definately in the wrong time zone for this
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 where's he keeping the great software? he hasn't been giving it 
   out ;)
 woah
 it'll take him longer than 20 years to finally figure it out...
 great software...I think not
 wow!
 haha
 This guy is such an inspiration
 nope
 haha .. Building Great Software
* Knghtbrd laughs
 kerith: haha
 Great software, my white ass.. :P
*** acf sets mode: +o Painting2
 when does 20/20 come on, anyway? 10:00pm? that's 2 hours away here :)
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 whew.
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  Wow, LAME!!!
 He's CRAZY !
 thats amazing
 Intrests: Whacking off.
 he has dedicated his life to building crappy software!
* ninster hands some pocket change to bill
 He deserves rough.
 hahaahaha
 OOh rough.
 $0.01
 nice house
 shit
 ruff on him???
 That was SO sad
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 He can be a hero...
 cat: jokes/Unix.Winodows: No such file or directory
 oh my god... the old man symathizes with him...
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 I am truly inspired..  awe struck
 rough my ass, no agresive enough by a mile
 thats because there misinformed
 Pocket Change
 Wtf? The american people are stupid
 how much of ABC does M$ own?
 I LOVE her 'deep, probing' questions
 Y'all have to admit, Bill G was a good programmer
 Great software - ha - thats a joke
 THey didn't survey MY ASS?
 2/3 where have they been asking?
 ....downs: what is the public perception of bill? baba: 
   poll, 60% favored m$ over government, press and people see this 
   differently....
 or flat out uninformed
 abcnews.com!
 bundling late software? is that what they said? It's hard to make 
   it out on a RA stream alone...
 Woohoo!
 What a great ad that was.
 Hmmm...2/3's think that BG is being bullied.
 Slam the web site! :)
 lets flood abcnews.com!!!!
 ok...
 CmdrTaco.. he said "dot"
 Just his company, doesn;t follow that example!
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 what a load of crap
 now lets here from Rob
 watch abcnews.com get a DoS launched on it now
 They have not polled this channel  :)
 Polling people at Taco Bell again!
 what they didnt say is that the more informed the people were, the 
   more they sided with the government
 That is almost slashdot
 msncabcnn.com
 ....break mercifully to a commercial....
 Is that all on bill gates?
 hahaha
 Taking down the RA server; Try to have file up ASAP tomorrow
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 lilo-linp - Not what I've been seeing (=:]
 baaaaach
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* OctobrX votes for 5 mins of silence
 kilowack: oh yeah, what did he program? DOS? not.
 Wow.
* lilo-linp looks at Rob
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 Ok.
* OctobrX looks at rob
 KrisJon: I knew they had the joint venture with NBC... Man...
 Thanks for the awesome turnout guys.
 hehehe
 Totally cool seeing everyone...
 well.
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 I hope you bear with me in the next few weeks as we figure out 
   how to keep the surver up.
*** OctobrX sets mode: -v demon-
 CmdrTaco: this rooled =)
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 This was fun, we should do it again soon.
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 yeah
 yes
 cmdrtaco: holy 'Document contains no data.' batman.
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 yeah
 CmdrTaco: I know we all appreciate your work, please keep it 
   up! :)
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 when's the next Bill show? hehe
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 Everyone use ext2 for IRC Slashdot News.
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 Thanks to x5 for that.
*** Espy is now known as Espy-deb
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 Thanks to Oct and the rest of the ops in here.
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 Thanks to acf for writing cool shit.
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 werd!@
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 =)
 Anyway, I'll write something tomorrow morning.
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* x5rings boxs
 Now I need another beer!
 thanks for rob for 0wning us all!
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 erg
 heh
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* acf hands rob a b33r
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 blah... heh
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* x5rings bows hehe
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 Oh, and thanks to Bill for the fun @his expense.
* lilo-linp thanks Rob again 
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 haha
* x5rings bows ext2 also
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 We'll have mirrors soon.
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* XPurple shakes rob's hand "thank you very much"
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 And hopefully a new server.
 give us more about Tshirts
 So you keep visiting.  
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 Let's -m and wear this party down.
 give us news about the future of slashdot rob
 CmdrTaco:  cool. kickass.
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*** lilo-linp sets mode: -m
* x5rings contemplates a ext2 mirror if things get rough hehehe
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 cool
* LinuxGold is confused.
 ;)
 finally
 CmdrTaco: When did you start slashdot ?
* Painting says, thank you for your time/money for Slashdot.org
 This channel trully must live on.
 OctobrX:Slashdot will grow!  The truth will prevail!
 ahhh. i can talk :)
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 ahh
 Anyway, off to bed all!
 let's shutdown ABC server :)
 nice
 Bill gave slashdot expenses ?!
 Slashdot is 6 mos old.
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 CmdrTaco. hehehe you've had one too many :P
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 gnite!
 TYBSTAR)!@&$_&#%21639536
 cluster: uhh, let's not :)
 RawhideHope you have all enjoyed the show tonight. You don't have 
   to go home, but you can't stay here.
 cmdrtaco: I check slashdot about 40 times a day and am a bit 
   concerned about the performance, what can I do? ;)
 fstab-lin:  Thanks muchly for providing the Realaudio audio feed.
 Someone REALLY good with E, please msg me, I have some questions. 
   ;)
 bill didn't give slashdot expenses
 rcw : Why not !!!
 umm
 Dissident :)
 hey dissident :)
 flaggz:Hit 20 tiems per day.
 =]
 cluster: it would look bad
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<]Arc[> "He's BRILLIANT! Hje's VISIONARY!" .... He's also a crook.
 flaggz: Heh
 flaggz. hehehe... 
 CmdrTaco. bawahahaha
 Hmm.
 clinton left camp david with chelsea and her friends?
 who's up for flooding abcnews
 that Computer in a car thing should be outlawed!!!
 rcw : Look bad ... nahhh ... hehe
 This was great fun.  Quite the turnout.
* chkdsk liked Chips'n'Dips.... and it keeps getting better.... (:
 I wonder, if people knew of the alternative, what they would 
   think of Bill and Microsoft then..
 mIRC is neat tho
 Oh yeah.
 admit it
 ]Arc[: don't forget theif
 Chips & Dips was cool.
 Win NT driving your car? AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
* LinuxGold looks at Dissident
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 CmdrTaco. this goes to show the support you have
<]Arc[> God.. What a PR piece.
 heh
 caldera haha
 ANYOBDY NEAR BOSTON, MA?
 cluster: it's not like ftp.microsoft.com which everyone just plain 
   expects to be down
 i wouldnt trust NT to run a toaster
 yikes a crash would suck there
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 CmdrTaco. I'd use this in a bid on the banners
 Win NT keeping your Child doh
 Me!
 Well.. bbl.. it was fun.. time to learn E now! ;)
 dringle: yeah
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* drury  (Auto-Away after 10 mins) [BX-MsgLog On]
 slashdot is getting so popular now
 his house computer crashed...heheh
 Zircon is pretty nice, are there any good X clients besides it?
 WANNA MEET US FOR CHINESE??
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 CmdrTaco:  l8r man, good see'in ya gain.
 AutoPC: The door is ajar, the door is ajar. You're 
   passenger liscense is only for 3 passengers. You have four. Pull 
   over . Pull over
 I'm in Watertown!
<]Arc[> A machine using Microsoft products is like looking at a dog with 
   bricks tied to its head.
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 rcw : hehe .. yeah .. what ms.com is running ?
 pik: why? its obviously not running windows... why not? in fact, i 
   know people that use linux on portables with ham(packet) links to the 
   inet... pretty cool
 wirehead: haha
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 dingle: Talkin to me?
 um, i'm at boston college
 NEWSFLASH: Microsoft aquires NASA.  Windows NT to be used for 
   on-board shuttle computers.
 wirehead:  lol
 Kilowack : Do you know where "chopsticks" in lemonster is??
 cluster: NT :)
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 that doesn't count though
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 I just came back from microcenter
 im tired
 wirehead: then BOOM, BSoD
 rcw : No way .. I can't believe it !
 remember the part where Bill had to cover the screen with a 
   blanket so he could get sleep ?  GUESS WHY  .... THE FRIGGIN' SYSTEM WAS 
   RUNNING WINDOWS NT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 DIssident : could you get to leominster??
 caldera.. That is a scarey, scarey thought
 dingle: chopsticks
 rcw : it would need 876458926134589621983 RAM !!!!!!!
 NEWSFLASH: 10 Killed in space accident.
 cluster: it really does explain the uptime :)
 dingle: no clue
 Josona hahaha
 was Challenger the NT test flight?
 no, going to get drunk
 josona: HAHAH
 wirehead: That's okay: just make a few small changes in AutoNT 
   workstation, and get AutoNT Server!
 college duty and all that
 dingle: how far from HArvard Square?
 dorq.. :-)
 a
 rcw: haha
 Kilowack : are you near leomster?
 dorq ROFL
 debian was allready on the shuttle once
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 That was definitely fun :)
 I don't know why Bill gates embede NT in his house, It's not an 
   embeded OS
 hehe
 cluster: actually, there are hundreds of www.microsoft.com's - 
   they're round-robin'd
 i still think that there are backdoors in NT and Bill Gates is gonna 
   take over the world with em :) 
 uhhh... its actually not in boston
 I love Slackware
 caldera - Mommy, we need bunkers, QUICK, before things start 
   crashing into earth!
 i wonder if u shutdown and got into the "its now safe to take you 
   keys out of the car" screen - could you press mode co80 and go into dos?
 Its a bit from boston...
 STATEMENT FROM GATES: Accident and NT installation unreleated. 
   heh.
 dingle: I'm like in between Harvard Square and Watertown Square
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 Merc !
 unless you have a car, you are screwed
 MbM, I'll just sping him
 hehe
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 Bill Gate's TV had a GPF
 and I'll run the world)#&4#@
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 dingle: I've never heard of lemster though
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 Kilowack : unless you have a car, you are screwed
 LG!!
 caldera haha
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 caldera.. A reall *big* blue screen
 Seg fault.  Core dumped.
 rcw : They would get a MUCH better result if they would Run 
   something Like LINUX :)
 Merc :)
 Kilowack : Leominster
 s/reall/real
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 ere are hundreds of www.microsoft.com - thats so when they get 
   Winnuked, no one can tell
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 dingle: Good point.
 holy shit there are a lot of people here
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 lol
 dingle: Right. Leominster
 WHY DO YOU ALL HATE ME??
 cluster: yeah but that would look bad (I think they used to run some 
   type of BSD)
 heh
 THE BLUE SCREEN OF DEATH ON BILL GATES TV... OH SHIT... HAHAHAHA
 dingle: One of those Bostonisms....
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 Kilowack : Its a wase from Boston...
 fine. LET him integrate Windows into the car. I can't wait for the 
   Linux port to it!!! (;
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 sauron:  you almost always have to do that with NT web servers
 rcw : yeah I heard it was BSDI :)
 BGates: you're an idiot? :)
 I 0WN J00!
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 I 0WN J00!
 just not as powerful as unix
 heh
 cmdrtaco: hurry up and set up some kind of mirroring program.. it 
   takes too long to get to slashdor
* ngod-deb beats up BGates
 car mechaninc on autopc: here's the problem, it seems an invaild dll 
   installed by msie4 has corrupted the flashrom, you're gonna need a new 
   car
 dot
 BGates: We don't hate you, we hate your company
 Bill Gates 0wnz j00r lame ass
* LG_Linp pimps BGates.
 ts:I'm working on it.
* ngod-deb takes his frustration out
<]Arc[> 20/20 is on now, MST.
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 ngod-deb: Now now, be nice
 rcw : it would look bad .. But I'm sure that what they use :)
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 BGates: As for you, we'd care less.
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 Rerun!
 hhmm
* ens0r takes a wizz on BGates
 heheheh
 if we port linux to a car - should we use emacs or vim???
 ts: don't bitch about it... youre not paying anything... :) :)
 cIRCuser !
* mmarker breaks out the lead pipe (with 90 degree ell) on BG's glasses.
* lilo-linp has TCI cable and often browses channels and sees several 
  channels with Windows GPF screens
 emacs
 ens0r hehe
 proph: emacs
* baldor fears those MS - WebTV's. I think that "the internet" will come to 
  most US households this way in the future :-/
 I CANNOT beleive that NT would be able to run a MBONE such as 
   microsoft.com
 Anyone going to paintball in the linux fest?>
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 proph: emacs wouldn't fit would it? :)
 Xpurpule !
* ]Arc[ guts BillG like a swine ready for slaughter.
 Linux CE
 Hello Out There
 OOKK -- JOIN /CHOPSTICKS IF YOU ARE IN EASTERN MA
 i'd say emacs
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 paintball
 Kilowack: I wish I was going.
* XPurple pulls out his paintgun :)
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 \JOE RULES!!!
* lilo-linp thinks about TCI buying Windoze set-tops and is very very afraid
 Eek, I gotta change that...
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 probably not 
 I think they should have a magic the gathering tourney rather than 
   paintball
 Vim Vim Vim :)
 I'd side with vi.
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 flaggz : Linux CE ??? for real ?
 yeah, joe rocks
<]Arc[> Then again, I dont have to gut Bill Gates like a pig. I'm building 
   an OS which will effectively do the same to him. Muahaha. :)
 hey.. pico rocks the world =)
* Mr_Fab vims
* lilo-linp loves joe
* mmarker pulls out his emacs pait-rocketlauncher
 Light, fast, 
 caldera: in a few months i might donate some dsl stuff and will 
   probably be working on a dsl driver for linux
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 vim rules.
 VI would have two settings on their guns.
 vi r0xs yer nutz.
* Mr_Fab politely vomits on pico
*** ngod-deb is now known as netgod
 Emacs is like a tank
*** LG_Linp is now known as LinuxGold
 XfreeGM windshield SVGA server
 cluster: would be cool, wouldnt it?
 pico, heh heh heh
 sloooooooowww
 MicroEmacs!
 woops ive started a holy war yikes??!
* Dekstyus laughs.. I actually recognize alot of the people here... 
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 YEAH !!!
 pico is a bit underpowered (ok, *really* underpowered)
* sadjester is back
 wow that was a lame interview.
*** cIRCuser is now known as Phil14
 vim
 vim5 has color coding!  It's fun to code with color syntax 
   checking.
 let's PARTY !
*** Dekstyus is now known as DextiusA
 ed :P
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 vim rox
 Vi, hell, we'd run rings around emacs
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 Dek :)
 Linux CE = ELKS :)
 BillyTheK yep.
 flaggz : that the only reason I didn't buy that crap .. It's 
   running Winblow :)
 rcw: truth you spek
 with emacs you'd have to press gas-clutch-radiostation1 to stop 
   though
 um, speak
 What doesn the CE in Win CE mean?
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 Hi guys :)
 pico isn't as bad as ed
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 pico == echo 'line' >> file
 Aah, that's better!
 Crashes Everything?
* Ima is Ima Genius :)
* chkdsk has always preffered 'cat - > file'
* lilo gets off the floor 
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 CmdrTaco.. You are the one that pointed me to vim5, now I use it 
   religously.  Bless you ;-)
 The Vim 5.0x alphas *rock*!
* lilo goes back to the desktop
 Happiness is a smoking' rocket launcher.
 ick... Windows NT and DSL... phear.  total utilization of 
   bandwidth... hehehehe... Windows NT servers are lame.
 vi is the answer to Linuxing.
 I don't know; I just gotta hand it to someone who names an 
   operating system WINCE.
 CE = Consumer Electronics aka  Crashes Expected
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 5.0v is out as of a few days ago
 oh well - bye all
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 vi rules, but for newbies insert just doesn't work properly :)   
   Then you have the problem with using edit and typeing "ESC-i-" before 
   everything you time
 what if....gulp!
 mmarker: I always was partial to RPG's myself
<]Arc[> Microsoft Windows 98 -- From The People Who Brought You EDLIN!
 WINCE.......
 rm -rf /windows
 Buahahahahahahaha!!!
 NOW
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 cpwright hehe
* caldera wants an alpha for next christmas... :)
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 Thanx for Slashdot CmdrTaco!
 the only problem I have with vi is leaving the capslock on
 what if....Microsoft realizes the enormous potential of Linux, and 
   market it for themselves
Session Close: Fri Jan 30 23:07:00 1998