You know how it goes. Same thing every time. Cute girl sitting nearby, and I have no clue what to do. Sure I could start a random conversation, but it wouldn't get me anywhere. I'd have such a hard time with it too. In the back of my mind thinking how much I'd like to (well, you know). It's getting to that point that I havn't got a clue about. I could just see the conversation go like this.

"What do you think of the starving milions in Ney York?"

"Hmm, I'd have to say they are hungry. Heh Would you like to, well, you know...fuck?"

Then she slaps my face.

Yep, thats exactly how it would go. No doubt about it. I won't even bother to test my theroy since I would rather prefer not being slaped. Come on people, give me some suggestions!

Sad

Work has been going well. I talk to morons all day, and play with modems. Hehe, lucky I speak modem ;) ATM3 baby!

A while back I got a raise. Yep, now I get an extra slice of bread to go with my water. I'm so happy! Now I won't have to eat out of trash cans nearly as much ;)

Lately thier has been talk of being able to work at home. Hmm, that would be quite nice. And, not that hard to do really. I mean, just route the calls to everybody's homes. Easy. Then, use IRC, or something like it so the staff can talk to each other. In many ways I would much prefer it that way (not to mention the 2 hours a day it would save).

It's almost time, in a couple days I'll pickup my new iBook. Hmm, sexy. Blue. I'm going to name her Ami. Origionaly, I was thinking Marie, but blue doesn't suit Marie very well. Tangerene would be Marie's color. Heh, maby I'll just get an orange iMac, and name her Marie :)

Though, I'd rather have a grape iMac. Ohh, the love. I get all excited just thinking about it :) Heh, I also love the new colors. Argh, they make the decision way too hard! If thier was at least some diffrence other than color...

Am I really changing that much? When the color the computer makes a diffrence in my purcase decision? I'm not sure yet, but am leaning twards yes.

It's all the danm subliminal messages hidden in MacOS. Yep, it makes you need it, love it, want it. Thier is no way back. Use a mac for a while, and you will *NEVER* even think about using a PC again.

Hmm, my watch just gained 10 min again, cool. Except when I'm on the clock and it happens. Heh.

Why do all the gay guys get to hang out with cute girls? Argh, I so envy them. Maby its due to the girls seeing them as 'safe'. Would a homosexual try to defile them? Nah. But, a straight guy sure would. Espicaly when they flaunt thier stuff. Ohh...How many times I'd wanted to have some cloraform in my bag :) (Not that I ever do)

Oh well, that's the way life goes. It's not fair. I mean, aside from all that, digital watches don't last forever. I usualy go through one every year or so. Sometimes it's just a dead battery (that costs twice what the watch origionaly did). The other times it's just a broken strap. What really pisses me off, is that the watch still works! My last one still sits on my desk at home. A broken strap (not fixable (trust me)). Working to this day, but I can't wear it! Yarg. Life is just not fair.

I took some junk off my notebooks HD today. Now actualy have some free space...

Filesystem         1024-blocks  Used Available Capacity Mounted on
/dev/hda1            1883877 1389600   396906     78%   /
/dev/hda7              31199    1597    27991      5%   /tmp
/dev/hda8              62431   41228    17979     70%   /home/xpurple/bin

Yes, I know there is some junk in /tmp. But it's quite harmless. And, also I realize that it's not proper unix to put my binarys in ~/bin. But, who cares? Nobody else really uses this machine but me. I don't care.

For some odd reason though, I can't get that last 3.1 megs free. You know, so I can have 400 megs free on / ;)

Hmm, I'm also tempted to toy with it a bit more so I can boot off the HD...tempting.

If nothing else, this gives me some space to dump stuff off my current mac, so I can install all my apps on the iBook. Ohh, I'm still just *SO* excited about that. Though, not quite to the point of creaming in my pants :) (that comes when I first power it up).

I respect you, the reader. Suggestions are much needed. What do you want to hear about? Write me at xpurple@xpurple.com. Or, if you don't, the next file will explain how to properly seduice a watermellon ;) You hate me...

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