Well, in this issue our superhero has just completed his tour of duity at the pizza hut in newton, KS. Pulling a 9.5 hour shift on his last day. Even made an extra buck by moping up a mess for one of the waits. Has enough cash for cigs for the next 2 days, and gets paid on the third day. Things are working out just right now. In fact, things are working out great. A deal was worked out with zach to have a tab for food till the paycheck comes. This way, our beloved superhero, the 20th century batman will not starve in KS. The people here have been very good to him, and thank the gods, a replacement was found for him (not a very good replacement, it would take 3 mortal men to truely replace him, but a good replacement nonetheless). He spent the last 3 hours cutting pies. Not just cutting, but other things to, but mostly cutting. With only 3 hours sleep the night prior, this was a daunting task. Tired and sweaty from hard labor, he later retuned to his haven, to gather energy for another day that he is needed. The next 2.5 days will be spent wating. Waiting for the final paycheck. That should be a large summ (maby 270$?). Hopes are high anyway. Either way, it will be enough to complete the next task that is to be undertaken.

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At this point, he is unshure of what to do for the next 2.5 days, not much to do. Already having used his heroic superpowers to help out the best pizza place in town, thier's not much left to conquer. Lots of skateboarding will probably become the answer, it is what he does on his off-time. It helps him keep in shape, and lets him roam the cityscape looking for wrongs to right. (Editors Note:It's actualy just something to do) Hopefully the editors don't spend too much time editing this stuff, that would be annoying, I've seen some of the stuff they have put in here, and not all of it is good.

Lets Get Stoned!
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Being stoned can be fun
but when it's all done
It's an odd feeling
Your left reeling

It's realy a crime
that will change in time
But it gets old
Like ice is cold

When the rain starts pouring
it gets annoyingly boring
Have to make the trip end
tis time that it does bend

makes time go slow
makes feelings low
makes musinc dance
never does it prance

This actualy is not inteded to make people smoke pot, but rather to keep them from doing it a *LOT*. Because, quite frankly, it's cool at first, but after a while, it just gets *REALY* annoying, and you want to make it just stop. You don't know why, you don't care, but you just need it to stop, you don't care how, just as long as it stops. You can't sleep, you can't think straght. But, it's still cool once in a while. If nothing else, just as a reminder of why you don't do it on a daily basis

Delusions
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Delusions come
Delusions go
make you a bum
make you a ho

At some point
smoke a joint
you will know
when they go

Run Away
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You better run
keep your dirty feelings deep inside
You better run
taking your girlfriend out tonite?
You better run
can't wait to put her in a cardbord box
You better run
she will put up a fight
You better run
better stay under cover tonnite
You better run
thier going to lock you up tight

Trench coat maffia
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He wears a trench coat
He likes to gloat
He has a gun
you better run

Wating
To maul them
Wating
To smash in thier windows
Wating
To turn on the showers of fire
Waiting
To destroy thier work
Waiting
To make them all go away

Crazy
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He's crazy
poison the air
He's crazy
cut off his hair
He's crazy
This will not do
He's crazy
Make him into glue
He's crazy

Our superhero is writing these terible poems in hopes that somebody actualy likes at least one of them. They are inspired by whatever hapens to be going on around him, or has hapend near him, or even sometimes modifacations of music that he is listening to. You decide what is good, and when you do, mail him at xpurple@email.com Thank you for your time

Low battery
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My batterys are getting low
At least it tells me so I know
Makes me have to get more
It's such a bore

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