When you call tech support, do you ever think about what the person looks like? You build an image from thier voice. Have you ever met the person later and been shocked to find that they where far from what you imagined?

If you talk to me that will probably be the case. I sound like a girl, am quite polite, and do tech support *NAKED*!

Well, no. None of that statement is true at all. Hmm, well. All of it is except the naked part. I have yet to do naked tech support. But I've had dreams about it.

Last night I had one of those dreams. I was talking to some very polite girl who's modem just wouldn't work. After a lot of fighting she gave up for a while. She thanked me, then asked if I had a boyfriend.

Being the polite person I am, I didn't tell her that I was male. I just told her that I didn't have one. Ironic since that's happend in real life.

The next call was far more difficult. Some dirty old man wanted help to clear his tracks before his wife got home. So we went through, and cleaned the cache, and history so she wouldn't know he was surfing for pr0n. The entire time he was hitting on me. Constant comments that were just wrong.

I never did correct him, that would have caused him to get upset and not be so attentive. In retrospect it would have been amusing to tell him that he spent the last few min trying to flirt with a naked guy. I'm sure that would have been caused interesting results.

The rest of the dream caried on like that, just normal calls but I was naked. Nobody ever said anyting about it till jeff came in.

As you can imagine once he showed up his pants came off. I guess he just had to join in on the fun.

Next time you call tech support, remember you could be talking to someone who's very naked.

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