I've decided that I dislike natives of italy more than the french.

This came after much thought. You see, people from italy are all kina stuck up about how good they are. And then the french, well, they are just dirty, nasty perverts.

At least the french don't lie about it.

My boss decided that I should wake up before noon today. Oh well, not like all the sleep I've been getting has been doing me a bit of good. I'm still as ugly as ever.

I worked very hard today. Or, at least till that last hour came. Then I got lazy since I'd already called up all the welefare starving bitches that owe us money at least a dozen times that day. I have a hard time understanding what they even do with the internet. I mean, they can't even count. (You wouldn't belive how many billing disputes this causes).

So, you probably want to know what I did that was lazy? Yep, I was reading this very cool web commic. Explotaion now! It's far worse than the title lets on. It's about a bunny who is a total pervert, his best friend who's named bimbo, and thier landlord who's a 16 year old girl. Oh, did I mention that the landlord is being watched by the FBI? Yah, she's some sort of terrorist with plans for world domination. haha, who would want it?

Mmm, since I got off work before midnight I'm able to eat at a more normal resturant tonnite. Fazoli's was the ticket. Fast food/italian. Hence my disgruntal mood for italy right now. I've got some prissy woman singing in italian nearby. Argh!

The foods pretty good, but they where out of coffee when I got here. That was truely a sin. Heh, and they didn't seem to care till I poped out my fly laptop. After that they have been a bit too nice to me.

"Oh my god, he's writeing up a review of us!"

I can feel thier eyes on me right now. The occasional glance, or the hard stare. Oh well, it's better than them asking me for porn. Hmm, maby they haven't heard that guys keep all thier best porn on thier laptops? I'm not planning on telling them.

There is some guy walking around the place passing out breadsticks. I wonder if they cost extra? Nobody's asked me for any more money yet, so apparently not.

Throws me off every time he comes by though. I just know what he's thinking. He wants to see my porn. I just know it, deep down inside.

I just realized I can't smoke here. Plus I think they would look down uppon me if I did happen to pull up some porn. Heh, thier are kids here. That would not be appropriate. Hmm, but how would it be diffrent from them watching MTV?

I must be feeling better today. While driving to work I did quite a bit of yelling. I only do that when I'm in a good mood. Danm rush hour traffic. All those people in little plastic cars trying to hurry off for lunch before thier boss notices them gone.

I almost flattend one of them. Some little geo metro I think. Heh, it probably wouldn't even have scratched my paint. Why do people buy such little plastic cars? If it's to save the enviorment they are wrong. It's every americans moral duity to ruin the earth.

I'm serious! How can anyone sleep well at night knowing that they could have used up twice as much petrol!? Don't they dream of smog? Air that you can see is air that you can trust!

Hmm, they won't let me pollute the air in here directly. That meaning that I must take my leave. I'll go out and smoke in my car while burning lots of petrol. Just doing my duity as an american!

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