granny mole.html

So we have this user called 'granny mole' (well, no I just don't want to be sued). Anyway he's a most curious person. Quite the stuffed shirt. He has a wife who picked out thier username. Now he's ashamed of it.

He went into a chat room, and decided that he had to use his username. Of course people hit on him (old ladies are quite the target). This caused him to get all pissy, and want to change the username. So, instead of typeing /nick fuckface, he called us.

Without telling us the whole story of course we gladly changed the name. So what if his email address changed? Who would email him anyway?

This caused it's own set of problems. Most of all it broke his email client. Oops, just because he can't spell nebraska, and lies about it doesn't make it our fault.

So, I spend the better part of my shift being yelled at by him. I want to break his thumbs.

Today was quite busy. We had packets droping on the floor all over the place. I wish I'd brought a shovel. The packet loss caused all my custom scripts to be very strange. When they couldn't get to a host due to timeouts they couldn't do thier jobs.

I could, but it was such a pain. Run it several times to get a good snapshot of the world. Hmm, no. The the parts that I care about, if things go right nothing.

Remember, All your base are belong to us!

I swear that I did at least a dozen walkthroughs or more today. Wow, this was more like a monday than anything else. Heh, even shit broken to top it off.

I even helped some pathetic fuck register a domain. Hmm, and to top it off, I impressed two girls! They both owed us money. So I was tallying up thier bills with my iBook (wireless rocks), and one of them started up a conversation with me! I almost asked her to marry me on the spot.

Then after about 2ms of thought I decided not to. If she was in the office asking questions then I had no intrest in breeding with her. Let alone anyone she knows.

I asked mike yesterday if we could hire some more cute girls. He told me no. Something about the last one we hired got hooked up with one of the tech support monkeys. Hmm, isn't that why I asked him in the first place?

Tonnite was heather's birthday. She's, hmm I don't know. But it's today. Some of us got together at cory's house to celebrate (he's her bf). It was geeks night out. Mostly.

We are talking about clients, and the state of the network. While the non techs are noding a lot. Heh. It happens. At least they are nice enough to go along. If they listen long enough they will join in!

sweaver didn't want to hear about the use of my superpowers to help remove the target from my sights. I'm not sure what to make of that.

Oh, I got fired today. Danmit, again! How many times are they going to fire me? Or, better yet. When they fire me, arn't I allowd to go home?

It's almost 0300. Oh my, and I'm still in lincoln. I need to get to bed at some point in time here. Hmm, I'm tired, but not all that much so.

From the time she could crall, she was all draped in macromane. She was preend in a church that tried to show the way. She was never taught to ask for more. They had no idea of what she had in store.

Analog heart, analog moves, analog brain. But a fixture of the digital domain.

From the time she could read, she could see that there was urgency. No debate, just espate of ignorance and community. She could never meet thier expectations. Then she came to symbolize the nation.

She's the queen of the 21st century. Steeped in spite, drenched in novilty. But masterfull, and sensual technology.

She's the queen, no rules in her empire. Just labito, and desire. A lean mean fighting machine. The stuff of media lore, and she knows the score.

Just a shadow of what her parents thought a little girl should be. Fallen star, black and blue, broken hearts, wasted youth. Rusted cars, twisted roots. Mental scars, the ugly too!

Little girls eyes, open wide. Two ways to go, but she can't decide.

Folows our rules, has no say. Ends up in somebody elsees play.

Louse as directed, don't take no chance. Don't hinge you life uppon circumstance.

Close your eyes, kus you just don't need them anyway.

History, misery go hand in hand, gotta follow the master plan. Louse as directed.

Little boy sitting in his masters arms. Safe and protected from any harm.

Wants to be a man, wants to branch out. But he's told not to ask questions or doubt. Close your mind, it's a book of instructions now.

Louse as directed, don't take no chance. Don't hinge you life uppon circumstance.

Close your eyes, kus you just don't need them anyway.

History, misery go hand in hand, gotta follow the master plan. Louse as directed.

Monkey see, monkey do. Just another animal in the zoo.

Got four wall security, never even have to read a recipie.

Not exactly what you would call free.

Louse as directed, don't take no chance. Don't hinge you life uppon circumstance.

Close your eyes, kus you just don't need them anyway.

History, misery go hand in hand, gotta follow the master plan. Louse as directed.

You louse!

Here I go. Hope I don't break down.

I won't take anything, I don't need anything. Don't want to exist, can't persist.

Please stop me before I do it again. Please talk about nothing, lets talk about nothing.

Lets talk about no one, someone, anyone. You and me. Have a desease. you infect me, you infect me. I'm afflicted your addicted. You and me.

I'm on the edge, get aganst the wall. I'm so distracted. I love to strike you. Here's my confession. You've learned you lesson. Stop me before I do it again. Just talk about nothing, lets talk about nothing. Lets talk about no one, someone, 80%.

You and me, have a desease, you infect me. You infect me. I'm afflicted, your addicted. You and me.

Your clear as a heavy lead curtan want to drill you. Like an ocean we can work it out. I've been running out, don't be mad about it baby.

Yah, yah yah.

You and me, have a desease. I want to tie you, crucify you. Kneel before you revile your body. You and me. Were made in heaven. I want to take you, I want to break you. Sacrfice you with thorny roses. We are incurable. I want to bathe you in holy water. I want to kill you upon the alter. You and me.

Ok, I'm done.

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