It's friday, or more so, saturday. I can't spell, and I can't type. I'm realy drunk, and have a bunch of mormon fucks behind me. It's driving me nuts. They keep talking about god, and things of that nature. Including fervent love. That's just gross. They also note that they sould probably be gay mormens. Hmm, if a person of that religion can't smoke, drink, or even have coffee, how can they be allowd to be gay? But, then again. This is americakka. This country sucks. This world sucks, I hate myself, and want to die. Want to die, want to die, want to die, want to die. Who cares, it's all going to hell anyway.
So, as I was saying, this day went pretty good. Not bad infact. Except for the first hour. That first hour, I could have really done without. GesH! I've never had a first hour go like that before, it drove me nuts. Oh, and it's a bitch to type with just your knuckles. I'm doing it, due to the fact that my fingers just arn't all the cournated. It's a totally annoying problem. Maby it will pass when I sober up. Who knows. But, I have no idea how log in will be till then.
As it turns out, they aren't religious type people, not in the slightest. I guy who belives in god wouldn't walk around thier house with thier dick hanging out. Actualy, they are quite cool guys. No big deal.
I'm realy getting a kick out of the hr command. Yes, I love it so much. Let me show my love for it.
Does it show that I'm Just a little drunk? I don't know yet. I don't realy belive that I've made this clear enough yet. My notebook really generates a lot of heat.
I've also picked up an englesh accent.
Don't drive drunk, it's not cool.
Don't root drunk, cuz your a fool.
Don't fuck drunk, you won't spew.
Umm, poetry time!
Next table -1-1-1-1-1- What a mound Fat and round Girls are large Like a barge Thier guys blow Went to a show Drunk as fuck God they suck
Adam \__/ He turned ninteen Things he's seen Went to the bar With his fly car Got thrown out Made me pout They had glout Took another route
Girl over there --------------- She has long hair Her skin is fair Looks like a queen But, she's thirteen Would be a treat For the meat Nice and tight Quite alright
Who? -==- I'm quite a perv Lots of nerve Want to shout Let me out! I'll get back More nethack It's a bane Wallet & chain
Nethack time!
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