In this issue, I would like to point out how much I hate dogs. And people who act like dogs.

They exist only to eat and shit. Hmm, and piss me off. Ever try to sleep on the floor when you have a dog in the house? Trying to lick your face, or chew on your toes. It's no fun at all, I'd rather sleep on a couch that put up with that.

Actualy that's why I sleep on the couch. The dog doesn't bother me as much there.

Sitting at my computer, I drop my hand while reading something. You can imagine what happens. It gets covered in dog slober. I'm forced to get up, and wash that putrid mess off my hands. Yesh!

I'm also very pissed at the guy who installed icq, AIM, and several other chat clients on one of the office computers. I want to hurt him.

Now it's not allowd at all. That's fine, but I'm going to scold him if I catch him doing it. No questions. Bloody idiot anyway.

On another note of interest we are now required to login to the sun workstations when we get to the office. Hmm, ok. No big deal, I can login. But the day they ban laptops is the day I quit.

I am not usto those sun keyboards, and am more efficent typeing on my laptops good/known keyboard. Heh, what can't I do from my laptop that I can do from the workstations anyway? I mean seriously!

Spam would be the next topic. I've been getting more and more of it lately. Yep. These people who have some great offer who have to steal service to send you the message. Fuck 'em.

No, I mean it literaly. Fuck them. I'm going to suggest the best plan of action I can think of. If everybody would pitch in it would no longer be a problem.

When you get spam, and it has a toll free number, call them. Make the person on the other end of the line cry. Make them sorry for the trouble they have caused you and countless others. They deserve to be hurt for thier evil actions.

If you ever meet someone who you suspect of spamming, kick him in the balls, and break his thumbs.

Anyone you meet who you know spams gets his balls cut off. Right there on the spot, using whatever non-sharp item you happen to have laying around. NO EXCEPTIONS! Oh, and break all thier fingers while your at it.

People who spam deserve what they get, be it a hole in the head, or a box of stinky shit in the mail.

Give 'em hell!

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