It openes up in a truckstop somewhere near the center of the country.

The main cast consists of two guys. They should look like collage students. Putting on a 'rough' apperance, but not too much.

In the truckstop the camera is positioned someplace that kina looks like it's a security camera. The first scene is taken in black and white.

Mark: So, there was this girl sitting next to me in the waiting room, and she kept eyeing me, like she thought I was some sort of freak.

Jason: Did you get her number?

Mark: Yah, right. She thougt I was the kind of guy who likes to kill people in thier sleep.

Jason: Oh, come on man, that shouldn't stop you.

Mark: This time it did, can we change the subject?

Jason: Ya know I'm just giving you shit, right?

Marc: Oh, i had this idea....

Jason: (interupts abruptly)

Jason: Hello?

Mark: Listen, this This could work, I mean, it may actualy work! (realy excited)

Jason: Ok, tell me about it.

Mark: Lets take over the world! I mean, we can do this. Only one major problem, but that should be easy enough too.

Jason: (laugh) What would that be?

Mark:Getting the radioactive material to put in the nucliar bombs.

Jason: (laughing realy hard now) That's easy, well just get ahold of some terrorists...

Mark: (shouting with you) That's it! That's how we do it! this can work!

Jason: Your serious?

Mark: Of course I am you fool!

Mark: Ok, here's what we do. We convicne somebody who realy hates the USA to give us some bombs. 53 of them to be exact. Then we blow up all of the state capatles!

Jason: 53? But, thier's only 50 states. What ya gona do with the others?

Mark: (laughing) The realy fun part. Of course the whitehouse has to go too. Not to mention waco, and that one place in oklahoma...just for old times sake.

Jason: Waco I can understand, but oklahoma, that's just kina wrong...but funny.

Mark: Exactly!

Jason: So, ho do you plan on actualy pulling this off? it's not gona be that easy. How are you going to place all these bombs?

Mark: Not quite shure yet, haven't worked all the bugs yet.

Jason: You would need a lot of people that where either realy dumb, or quite dedicated.

Mark: I don't think they should know what's going to happen. they might decide to spoil the fun.

Jason: True, so where do we find a group of people who will do our bidding, but don't know what they are realy doing?

Mark: Drugged up stoners?

Jason: Maby, but I wana know more about how this is supposto work.

Mark: Hmm, where to start. Were going blow up all the state capatials, and a few other places at the exact same time. It should drive everybody in the country mad, what fun it will be when the US rebuilds itself (evil laugh).

Jason: What would we gain from this?

Mark: Not much realy, maby other than feeling of a job well done, and getting to watch the aftermath.

Jason: You've sold me, where do we start?

Mark: First we need to find somebody to supply the bombs, and then people to distribute them.

Jason: We could hire from a temp agency.

Mark: Nah, too easy to trace back to us.

Jason: You don't fucking tell them about the bombs! Ya just give em a suitcase, or a backpack and tell them were to be at a certan time. Maby rig the bombs to have a timer.

Mark: That's the best idea, that way, as long as they make it near where they supposto, they can't realy fuck it up.

Jason: Right, but where to find the people to do this.

Mark: I'm thinking something on the lines of getting some of the itiots from the college here to do it. Promise to pay them a couple thousand to do it, ya know. Not like they will live to collect thier checks.

Jason: Ok, but what are you going to tell them?

Mark: Well tell them that we want some photos of the buildings. And, do it in such a way, that they don't know anything about the others. Should work.

Jason: Ok, that's the easy part, how are we going to get ahold of the bombs?

Mark: Contact somebody in iraq?

The scene fadeds to black, and then pops back up in an office type situation with the two guys.

We find jason sitting in front of a computer, chatting with somebody on the interent, when Mark walks up.

Jason: Hey mark, you wouldn't belive what I found!

Mark: Do tell, do tell.

Jason: Thier is this group that is willing to help us. They will provide the cash, and most inportantly, the weapons.

Mark: Whoa! (visual taken back by this)

Jason: I didn't think they where serious at first, but I did a trace on them, and turns out they are who they say they are. (pulls up a graphic)

The graphic shows a map of the world, and a fashing star somewhere in the middle east.

Mark: This kicks some major ass, How are they gona get the shit over here?

Jason: Sometime next week, they are going to send somebody to give all the stuff to us. It will be in the trunk of a car. The guy will walk past, hand us the keys, and we take off with it.

Mark: Do we get to keep the car?

Jason: I guess, they never said they would be wanting it back. But they did warn that if we fuck this up, where dead.

Mark: (gets realy sullen) We can do this.

The two shake hands, and smile. Then Jason sends a message to configm that the plan is a go.

One week later, you see the two guys strolling through a park. they look kina edgy. When they notice somebody walking the oposite direction. They pass.

Mark: (looks down) He droped something...(picks up a set of keys(

Jason: (covers mark's mouth) Shh, that was the guy from the drop.

Mark: hmmmmhmm

Jason: (lets go of mark, and takes the keys) (examines the keys) This must be a picture of the car (small pic of a car is on the ring).

Mark: Whoah, I remember passing that car on the way here, boy was he going slow!

The two walk over to the parking lot, and find the car. The key fits percecftly.

In unison: Yes!

They get into the car, and start driving off. then the scene fades.

The scene opens up to the two guys sitting down at a dinner table. Eating lunch.

Mark: I got all the clueless morons ready to go, Even gave them a cash advance so they can make the drive there.

Jason: Exelent, all we can do now, is sit and wait. Only two more days left till it's d-day.

Mark: Yep, this is gonna be very cool.

Jason: Would you pass the salt?

Mark: (passes salt) No problem. Think they will have any clue what hit em?

Jason: None at all (evil laugh)

Mark: I've been thinking about this the last few days. I think we should alert the media.

Jason: What the fuck!, and screw up the plans?

Mark: Not quite like you think. Something like call up CNN like 2 minuits before the bombs go off. So they won't have time to react to it.

Jason: That would definitly get some attention.

Mark: exactly what I was thinking.

Jason: What if they ignore the call?

Mark: Guess they just louse out on a big story then.

Camera fades to black.

The scene fades in one the two guys in a war room of sorts. More like a bunch of equipment thrown together than anything else.

Jason: Here's the phone, call. (hands a cellphone to Mark.)

Mark: You did the mods on this right?

Jason: Yep, they won't be able to trace it. For all they know, it's registered to some guy in montana named billy joe bob.

Mark: (gigles) How appropriate!

Mark dials the phone, pausing for a second before hitting the send button.

CNN: Thank you for calling CNN, if you know the extention for the party your trying to get ahold of, ppress 1. If you want a list of departments, press 2. If you would like to talk to an operator, or don't have a touch tone phone, please hold while we transfer your call.

Mark waits for a second, and lights up a cigerette.

Sarah: Hi, my names Sarah, thak you for calling CNN, how may I direct your call?

Mark: Hello Sarah, i'd like to report some bombings done by major terorissts.

Sarah: When, and where did they happen?

Mark: Oh, they haven't happend quite yet. And, you might want to get your film crews out to the capatal.

Sarah: And, who can I ask is reporting this?

Mark hits the end button, terminateing the conversation.

Jason: How'd it go?

Mark: They know.

Jason: this seems like the longest moment of my life, knowing that something I did is realy going to be seen by everybody. Makes me feel kina like god.

Mark: Don't I know it, lets turn the video stack on.

They turn on a couple TV's, sit back and relax.

On one of the TV's you see a reporter pop on, with a 'newsflash' logo on the screen.

Reporter: Terorist action has hit us once again. We will being giving up to the minuite coverage on the bombings as they happen, stay tuned.

the scene fades to black

The camera fades back in with credits rolling by.

After the credits are finished, the camera come up on a narator type person.

Narator: thier plans worked, actualy better than expected.

Narator: It took the country by storm. Causing major changes to occur. Big bizness took over the role of the government, the people where shocked at first, but later became quite acceptiong of it.

The camera fades to black.

Subtext on the screen says "5 years later"

When the camera comes back up, it's looking at Jason. He's waiting in line at a grocery store.

Narator: Jason had changed dramaticly, he now runs a large porn stop in new york city. Selling the most exotic, and recently leagalized videos and books.

The scene switches to Mark wandering down the street on a skateboard.

Narator: Mark now lives back with his mother in LA, and makes a livng by selling dope. He's become quite the addict.