I am forced to endure another day of this hell. My body still goes on, when will this experiment be over with? As you all should well know I'm just a lab rat. Some 'god', if thier is such a thing created me. He forces me to live forver.

This is the sort of thing people have wanted for quite some time. Several thousands of years if I remember corectly. Why the hell would they want it? Do you have any idea how boring life gets once you know that your stuck on this round pile of dirt forever? Pretty danm boring if you ask me.

Nothing really changes at all People fight for what they think is right. Killing in the name of thier favorite god. "Do you belive in god?" *nod*, "Do you belive in my god?" *shakes head*, *BANG*. That's the way it's gone for all of time. Whoever came up with the idea of a god should have been killed.

It drives people insane, turns logical and rational people into blithering idiots. Hmm, drugs have the same effect. IMHO thier is little diffrence. No, one big diffrence. Religion is looked uppon as a *GOOD* thing for some odd reason. I'm yet to see a rehab clinic to get people off religion.

Of course thier are lots of other things I don't yet understand about this world. A good example has something to do with killing people. Apparently somebody decided it was a bad thing to do. While I fully agree that just random killings are pretty bad for general moral, I think thier are times when it just has to be done.

To name a few groups I'd get rid of...

1. French people

Some things are just plain wrong, and this is one of them...

2. Kids who think pokemon is cool

Hard to tell who is worse for our world. Them, or the french...

3. Catholic priests

Picture a world with 95% less little boys being molested!

4. Fat girls

Hmm, no. Just the ones who have decided they want me in bed...

5. Fat guys

See #4...

6. Midgets

Minus the ones who like to give blowjobs. Heh, they don't have to get on thier knees to get the job done!

7. Ex smokers

The worst scurge to those of us who still do it...

8. Do gooders

More harm than good is ususaly done by this type of person...

That's about it, everyone else can stay. Even the psycos who decide to kill random people by beating them over the head with a steel dildo. Espical when they are wearing a bunny suit! If nothing else they tend to make life just that much more entertaining.

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