In this issue, our superhero is sitting the the coffeehouse in lincon, NE. He likes this place, feels comfterble here, it just gives him a warm feeling deep inside. After just doing an oddly heroic thing (he is a superhero), he relaxes here. Just got back from donating plasma, it is used to make medicines to help people who would normaly die due to natural selection live. In fact though, he wasn't exactly donating it, more like selling it. The first trip they pay 15$, then 25$, then 30$, then 50$. Then the process repeats itself over again, untill he decides he has enough tracks in his left arm. Only his left arm is used, because he can't feel it teribly well, due to this, the needle going in doesn't faze him a bit (in fact, he watches with great intrest(mostly of the nurse(most people cringe, and look away))). Due to playing fone tag with one of his Comanding Officer's freinds, he is unable to start working right away, well, he could get another dumb job. Though that would not be very heroic. Security work is what is wanted, for two reasons. 1. It's danm heroic, it gives him something to protect. 2. It pays quite well (one of the main reasons(even though our superhero won't admit it to anyone)). The donating of plasma is keeping him in food, coffee, and smokes (order of inportance is reversed). It works for now, but quite frankly 'blows goats'. Later today, he is going to one of his favorite movies 'The Matrix', with a freind of his (another superhero). Even though this will be the 7th time seeing it in the theater, and the fact that he realy can't afford to see it, he's going to do it anyway.
Coffee House People ------------------- They are your best freind If you take the rules and bend If you are wierd, or odd They happly give a nod If you appear to sell out They try to drive you out They turn thier heads away The other direction they sway Even though they ignore you Truely, they implore you All are pathetic as fuck It's no wonder they suck But thier wierd and odd Most don't belive in god They rarely bother you Sometimes freindly too