One of the owners mothers or sisters or something got stuck with the evil bonzi buddy. It's a nasty, nasty thing. I wanted to beat the authors in the brainpan. Heh, but I also found it kina entertaining at the same time. So easy to install. Too easy.

I've decided that it's far to easy to mess up a computer that has an internet connection. Espicaly if you don't know what your doing.

One of my roomies keeps installing this stupid software. A virtuagirl who sits on the clock and does sick things. An then the Comet pointer. Yep, the one that tracks your every move. I keep removing them, and they keep coming back.

Remember that this is the same guy who was amazed a monitor contains a tube! It must be very easy to install this bad, bad software.

While that's only half of the problem. They don't include an uninstall function! Nope, why would they? These companys don't make any money unless they can watch users activitys.

It's a sick and twisted plot to see what normal people do. Normal people can't remove this kind of software without lots of help.

And I thought the MS Office paperclip guy was bad!

I think one of the girls here was flirting with me. Hmm, not sure though. I'm so socialy inept that I wouldn't know for sure. Past there, I'd have no clue what to do about it.

Yep, I take pride in how socialy inept I am. It was once said that the body is baggage, and the soul is expendable. I'm not quite sure if I belive that or not, but it sure does sound good ;)

All this coming from a person who has a silicon god. It's the sort of thing that should be expected I guess. It's not real if it's not digital. I think that rules out the joys of sex!

I have lots of icons on my desktop. Lots, and lots of icons. Mostly just folders that contain more icons. Inside those are more folders that contain even more icons! When will the madness stop?

I've also had this huge problem lately. I've got a song running through my head. Koi no cute beat, such a cool song ;) My iBook has been forced to play it about fifty times so far today!

I wonder if she minds?

The girl with the tangerine iBook isn't here today. That's ok though, she probably never thinks about me unless she forgot her power supply. That's all I am to her, just the guy who has one she can borrow. Hmm, if only the rest of the cute girls where that easy to figure out.

I'm currently eating toast. I hate toast. I enjoy not being 'regular', takes too much time out of my day if I have to shit. At least with airport time on the toilet no longer means being off the network! If only the people in chat rooms knew that I was sitting there having a nice growler while flirting with them ;)

I'm yet to figure out the rest of them. Just one, I'm sure that I've over simplified her a bit though. People realy arn't all that complex anyway. Some are just so downright easy to understand. It's the ones that arn't who intrest me.

It was slow today. Not all that many calls, and only five callbacks open at the end of the day. They simply wheren't home. Annoyed me a bit. I like to keep busy, but when those things are done the rest doesn't take all that much time.

There happens to be a large group of old men at the center table. Interesting, it would appear that they have nothing better to do than sit here and converse.

I got called doctor yesterday! The guy at the kwik shop said "Morning doctor" when I walked in. How nice, hmm. Maby I should change my name to Doctor xpurple? Then I could shorten it to Doctor X ;)

I know the whole doctor x thing has been way overdone in the past. But nobody has taken the name in a while. Why can't I now?

test point

Oh, you should realy head over to megatokyo They understand j00. Aside from that any comic where the charecters say b4k4 has to be cool!

For those who are l33t impared that is baka, and for those who are japanese impared it's idiot, or moron. Written properly it would look like this.

Why do girls not like me? Or should I say, why do they think I'm cute, but that's it? I'm yet to understand that. Maby it has something to do with having my face stuck to a screen 20+ hours a day? I think so.

But I don't think I could have it any other way. Real Life is just so highly over rated! Come one, I'm not the kind of person who enjoys cruising, or watching movies that I have no intrest in. Let alone getting all touchy feely.

In general I hate when people touch me. If I trust them enough it's not a problem, but strangers. For all I know they plan to damage my body. I have to fight the urge to swing back.

I find it odd that people turn dead body parts into a work of art. They spend a great deal of time and money to make it look good. Thier is no reason for it. You remove it as it appears and don't have to worry about it.

Yes, I'm talking about hair. Insane waste of time if you ask me. Sure it can be made to look good, but that's not efficent! Long hair is quite bad to have if you ever get into a fight. Just gives the enemy something to grab onto.

It would appear that there are a great deal of college students here today. Wonder why, it's a wensday night (or thursday morning). Friday, and saturday nights this place is ususaly packed. But not on nites like this.

But I wouldn't say it's all that packed. Just the section I'm sitting in. The section with the outlet. Heh, suits me.

I've got candy!

Not much, but some. The girl with the tangerine iBook stole most of it. She walked away with my heart also, but at least she gave me my power supply back. That's all that realy matters now. Hmm, but I'm still a bit pissed about the candy.

When I'm alone I know it's going to be all right!

Where is my connection?

This place needs an airport hub. If it had one, I'd do everything but move in. Good food, nice people and wireless internet! What else could a young man ask for?

Well, other than the girl with the tangerine iBook to give me my heart back. If only she would do that, I'd be set. Hmm, but I have to keep reminding myself that she's the kind of person that spends about an hour just looking at all the pretty icons after turning the machine on.

It's hard. Any cute girls with iBooks are welcome to email me! Please! You know you want to...

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