This is a collection of all of my poems, enjoy.
Job
---
I realy need a job
or someone to rob
maby join the mob
White guy
---------
I'm a fucking white guy
somehow I get by
I'm a fuckng white guy
living with a bunch of white guys
all they do is tell stupid lies
I'm a fucking white guy
The clock
-=-=-=-=-
The clock
it goes tick
it goes tock
it goes tick
says 2'oclock
on the wall
it does stick
will it fall
Brook
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There once was a man who sat by a brook
Many of the people thought he was a crook
In his closet they took a quick look
Found a mint of cash and a dirty book
Fuzzy underwear
*-------------*
Once met a very twisted man
He was connected to a lan
Lots of porn on his share
With the name of fuzzy underwear
I clicked on his share
The one called fuzzy underwear
The window came up on my screen
This guy wasn't too keen
He had no password for root
And a complete pervert to boot
He had all kinds of porn
Sent him a message to warn
Most of it was of girls under age
After a while I was drove to rage
Man this guy was realy sick
Hundreds of files to pick
It took quite a while
to display every file
He had a folder for fucking
Even a folder for sucking
A folder if you wanted to see a she-mail
Then several that should put him in jail
All freely avaliable on the inetnet
He will be put in jail, I bet
He's a realy sick monkey
Just another danm pron junkie
Probably 300$ was paid
The last time he got laid
Probably got a hooker
He's not a good looker
He realy needs to die
Not much wonder why
The camera
+--------+
The eye dosn't move
The eye dosn't care
Doesn't help sooth
Keeps up the stare
Leaveing
========
I'm going to finish my smoke
take the last toke
and leave this joint
staying has little point
Will have to power down
God that makes me frown
Road music
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The wheels sing
The engine hums
The trailer knocks
The wind wistles
Makes a chorse
Oh, how wonderous
I love the sound
The desial roar
Makes time fly
Makes me free
Watch
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sit and stare
do you care
what do you see
please tell me
Untitled
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I bid my time
Stand in line
Wait and see
Know it to be
Watch and wait
Don't be late
Extremely bold
Time has told
The answer known
Not to die alone
It is to be
You will see
Time
+--+
All good things come in time
Not a good reason to whine
All things happen for a reason
Like, the changing of the season
Sometimes it causes pain
Often something to gain
Still, sometimes it's sad
But it's not all totaly bad
The girl in yellow...
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The girl in yellow
oh, so very mellow
dark brown hair
goes down to thier
she would be cute
all covered in soot
cool it would be her to fuck
but I don't have that luck
I think she works at mcdys
I'm getting sad, oh, ghees
tight little ass
and a small mass
fuck, she left
The snake
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the snaks sits in his cage
is he just sick
maby full of rage
man that glass is thick
can I teach him a trick
make him eat rice
beat him with a stick
but that's not nice
he's six feet long
all he has is a realy long tail
that seems very wrong
want to stick him in the mail
Stupid people
-=-=-=-=-=-=-
Stupid people suck
They don't give a fuck
But they have great luck
I'd like to give them a fistfuck
Microsoft
=+=+=+=+=
They made windows95
They think it's jive
But it's just trash
makes computers crash
They bloat thier code
Takes to long to load
Put in to much shit
I don't like it a bit
They charge way to much
Make wallets go crunch
putting out another upgrade
Into death I hope they fade
Life
[**]
Life is depressing
feelings repressing
The route I chouse
or I may louse
Is thier another way
will someone please say
I'll have another beer
Thank you my dear
The closet
}-+-+-+-+{
In my closet you will find
Many hangers in a bind
CD's hanging on a wire
Coax cable, aka wire
Many video tapes
but no grapes
A whole bunch of books
the kind that draw looks
A trench coat that is worn
A suit that's badly torn
Missed some of the shit
But that's most of it
Marlboro
*------*
Why do I smoke
makes me choke
It's a bad joke
Some say it can cause cancer
But they don't know that answer
Into your lungs it gets
for a while it sits
till you finish the toke
this must be some bad joke
Government charges a huge tax
I wish they would fucking relax
Love sucks
%-=-=-=-=%
Love sucks
Can't hold on
Love sucks
Can't be strong
Love sucks
Because it's wrong
Love sucks
It's a lie
Love sucks
Makes me cry
Love sucks
Eventualy I'll die
Untitled
^^^^^^^^
I can't think
I probabbly stink
Been up for several days
depressed in many ways
I can't sleep
I sit and weep
For what do I cry
The answer I pry
Can't sleep a wink
Sit up and think
About things I see
About things to be
Think about what I want
The things I have sought
The pain that it has wrought
The fear it has brought
The things don't go together
Quite the same as the weather
But life is not that bad
I'm usto being quite sad
Art fag
(&%$%&)
Turning into an art fag
Writing poems in my time
Has to be some kind of gag
I can even make them ryme
Human race
@________O
The human race
They will chase
After the other
so they can smother
He is not the same
So, they point blame
Like to play games
Enjoy calling names
I think it's innate
But never great
It's getting late
Shoud hit the slate
5k
^^
Seemed to take all day
My 5k
Dosn't take up much space
I've got much quota grace
Downloads realy quick
but dosn't look slick
No graphics to see
Nothing left to be
Coffee House People
-------------------
They are your best freind
If you take the rules and bend
If you are wierd, or odd
They happly give a nod
If you appear to sell out
They try to drive you out
They turn thier heads away
The other direction they sway
Even though they ignore you
Truely, they implore you
All are pathetic as fuck
It's no wonder they suck
But thier wierd and odd
Most don't belive in god
They rarely bother you
Sometimes freindly too
The internet
*=--------=*
So much stuff on the net
lots of things to get
Even a good ammount of crime
been like that for quite a time
The internet
*=--------=*
So much stuff on the net
lots of things to get
Even a good ammount of crime
been like that for quite a time
Sex
*-*
Sex, not all that great
might as well masterbate
Not much to gain
quit a bit of pain
After a while it gets old
soon as the feelings get cold
but it's still fun
two better than one
Problems with birth control
embaresement of that mole
questions of what the other is thinking
thinking that maby you should be drinking
Linux
@____
Better than windows
Better than mac
Better than amiga
Better than geos
It's linux
It's fully 32 bit
give it a big thing
it doesn't take a hit
it's quick as *BING*
and it's done
it's won
NT can't compete
it's not as 'leet
NT's so bloated
not well coded
Linux will rarely thrash
and almost never crash
NT though is expected to thrash (at bootup)
NT is expected to crash (about 5 min after bootup)
Maby NT's not realy that bad
But it's not at all as rad
Old people
----==----
people at the next table are old
they shiver like it is kina cold
Other than that the don't move
They need to get down and grove
They sit and stare
like they don't care
They seem quite bored
drove here in a ford
error
-----
One error
silent terror
in animal land
the dark is in command
High IQ
-=-=-=-
What is he to do
he has a high IQ
about 180 is it
he's smart as shit
what is he to do, gese
can you help him please
He thinks about things too much
takes him forever to order lunch
Catch me
+------+
Can you catch me
try it, let me see
I can run very quick
even use a dirty trick
My laptop
^-_____-^
My laptop has a lame screen that's lCD
I look at it I feel like I took LSD
If someone stole it, I would not be mad
for a myrad of reasons, it's that bad
Boy scout motto
---------------
To be a boyscout you must be proud and true
Be prepared for anything that you may do
And don't solicit your sister, that's not nice
Unless of course, you get a good bit of her price
Drive
=====
Spend several hours on a drive
but am still awake when I arive
No drive is realy that long
If you keep singing some song
Problem with cars today
-----------------------
You get into one crash
and you car is trash
Take one direct hit
your car is total shit
Untitled
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I try
You lie
Sit and cry
I want to die
All because of you
What should I do
What do you want
Only pain you brought
ice.txt
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after so much waiting
so much dreaming
the chat finaly begins
kina like walking on ice
but, it still begins
after a while nice
the ice breaks
and melts
revealing breaks
unopended previous
The light
---------
after the answer is known
and I'm left all alone
out all alone
why do I still feel confused
mabye it's myself I have abused
I saw two options
two that I liked
on varying degrees
when it comes to the lesser
I think it is better
but not much difference
not much diffrence
not really
at least I was right
one of my theories saw the light
That guys coat.
---------------
That guys coat is bothering me,
It looks alive,
he should set it free,
He's talking some sort of jive,
I think he's totaly insane,
I wonder who is that girl,
He should stand in
front of a train,
Maby he made
her life a whirl.
Staring at the table
--------------------
Staring at the table,
Oh, loads of fun!
siting there staring,
Took off that hat I was wearing,
Nothing else at all to do,
he feels so utterly blue,
Staring at the table,
doing the only thing he's able,
Spending his life staring at the table,
Just wating for a thought to go through his mind,
Debating about what kinds of things to find,
Sugar, hat, salt, peper too,
Staring at the table, it's the only thing to do.
Crack Smokin
------------
Crack smokin is the thing to do,
Its a whole lot better than sniffing glue,
It costs lots of cash,
But, that's ok, he lives in the trash,
Robin people to get cash,
But, that's ok, he sucks anyway,
Living his fucking life in the gutter,
I wonder if he even has a mother,
Crack smoking is the thing to do,
I wonder if I can get some cash from him too,
Paying da pusher, with hard 'earned' money,
all in all, it's realy kina funny,
Spending all day smokin crack,
Wonder if he'll ever get he life
back on track,
oh, fuck, he left.
the student
-----------
the student she was
learned very quickly
he teaches just cus
almost mindlessly
not realizing what
he was doing there
she did her part
thought little to bear
almost unseeing
going on faith
he had a feeling
just coming to birth
It was more than
he could handle
she did not see it then
ignored like a crandle (irish term for fart) (I had to make it ryme right!)
the thought came to light
but thier was no fight
everything went quiet
much time passed
then it was alright
he wishes it to last
Welcome to my world/I see you!
------------------------------
to my world I welcome you
for whom do I owe this pleasure
watched for how long have you
is thier some way to measure
why do you watch
why do you wait
waiting for me to botch
wating for me to deflate
I ponder this thought
I debate for hours on end
the torment it has wrought
the energy I had to spend
what will become of it
what is the point
is it worth the effort
is thier a point
for this I wait to see
I also watch and wait
you are not that diffrent than me
sometimes it can be great
Full bearded guy
=------------='
The guy over at the other table
he has a full beard because he is able
he wears this old comando hat
and he's even pretty fat
the cigerete he smokes
taking very large tokes
talking to the other
kina like a brother
constantly shifting
the cigerete is lifting
siting and staring
at the cloths I am wearing
never changed out
from the cloths
from the hutt
little woes
The bloody wait
}-=-=-=-=-=-=-{
that danm wait
not that great
coffee cold
found mold
under the seat
a nasty treat
Cheap thrills
__---\_/---__
cheap thrills
in the back of my car
oh, how fine they are
cheap thrills
in my back seat
that can't be beat
I need em
I love em
cheap thrills
why
\_/
why do I search
why do I wait
why do I sit
why do I stare
why do I think
why do I bother
why do I contine
what is thier to do
what is thier to see
what is thier to find
what is thier here
what is thier elsewhere
what is thier to be
what is thier left
what is thier for me
The watcher
)---------(
I watch and wait
I stay up late
I search out
ususaly with doubt
I wonder why
makes me cry
want to die
time goes by
it continues on
is it wrong
should I watch
should I wait
time flies
time crawls
hope jumps
hope falls
never shure
what to do
if I where
I would have you
but if I had you
then I would be done
what else would I do
might actualy have won
Untitled
--------
Make it go away
I can't stay
Just no way
Starting to fray
Untitled
--------
I can't come back
on the wrong track
Makes me cry
want to die
let me fry
then I'll sigh
Untitled
--------
Want to take a drive
Want to feel alive
But I can't
Just rant
Untitled
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Please kill me now
I don't care how
make it fun
you've won
Untitled
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Should I just quit
maby throw a fit
Go crazy and kill
Just for the thrill
Should I just quit
or hang on for a bit
Just sit and stare
Just not care
Should I just quit
Maby use my wit
Disapear tonnight
just ignore the fight
Should I just quit
give my neck a slit
make it all go away
don't need it anyway
Should I just quit
do I realy give a shit
They will burn in hell
many times they fell
Should I just quit
At this point
I just don't know
Not shure if I care
Untitled
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I want to die
be fun to fry
get hit by lightning
not that frightning
maby go out with a crash
take my car, and *SMASH*
get hit by a train
not very much pain
Shotgun to my brain
then let it drain
at work, slit my wrist
oh god, they'd be pissed
Swallow lots of pills
I know that kills
I want to die
makes me cry
I lie in my bed wet
Water in the carpet yet
I sleep on the floor
I'm that fucking poor
In a stolen sleeping bag
At this point, almost a rag
Life is such a drag
I know I'm an art fag
I simply sit and wright
barely put up a fight
I know what's right
stay up all night
Comes out so clear
I need more beer
But it dosn't help me
what will, I can't see
But, In the bottle I hide
lots of things I've tried
I know it dosn't help
Don't know what will help
I quote nine inch nailes
Listen to his whales
Think about what he sings
and lots of bells it rings
I feel quite the same
I know it's quite lame
Haven't eaten in many days
trying to die in many ways
I sit and pout
"I want out!"
They make everything into a game
Fuck them up the ass, it's lame
I want you to take me
I want you to break me
I want you to throw me away
In this place I just can't stay
In my anger I swirel
Makes emotions whirl
I'm going to snap
Don't give a crap
Just don't care anymore
My rear is sore
can't take it anymore
Up the ass they fuck me
Don't understand me
They don't care
that they tear
holes in my mind
Why, I'll never find
Make me go crazy
Make me kina lazy
Wish thier was something real
Wish thier was somethng I could feel
Other than suffering and pain
It's waxed, when will it wain
I have lots of toys
but no more joys
It is just stuff
All total fluff
What does matter
mabe idle chatter
probably not
happens alot
People realy suck
no such thing as luck
spend thier lives on the fone
should get a life of their own
Complain about things
have pointless flings
I want to
I can't do
I want to
I can't do
I want to
I can't do
I want to
I can't do
Not much I can do
Makes me feel blue
Help I could search
answers it could purge
This is the first day
of my last day
Few I can trust
More that I must
Faith I have lost
But at what cost
want to kill
be a thrill
I'd Like to maim
Players of the game
Engulf them in flame
little will remain
I think they have won
Makes me try to run
Where to go
I don't know
I've had a lot to drink
Lots of time to think
Got myself an usi
feeling a bit woozie
You had better figure
I'm ready to pull the trigger
You don't think a bit
make me throw a fit
and I won't quit
The fuse is lit
You will get hit
I assure you of it
And, when I leave
I will not greae
I will join a band
and roam the land
Lets Get Stoned!
}--------------{
Being stoned can be fun
but when it's all done
It's an odd feeling
Your left reeling
It's realy a crime
that will change in time
But it gets old
Like ice is cold
When the rain starts pouring
it gets annoyingly boring
Have to make the trip end
tis time that it does bend
makes time go slow
makes feelings low
makes musinc dance
never does it prance
Delusions
=+-+=+-+=
Delusions come
Delusions go
make you a bum
make you a ho
At some point
smoke a joint
you will know
when they go
Run Away
(______)
You better run
keep your dirty feelings deep inside
You better run
taking your girlfriend out tonite?
You better run
can't wait to put her in a cardbord box
You better run
she will put up a fight
You better run
better stay under cover tonnite
You better run
thier going to lock you up tight
Trench coat maffia
==================
He wears a trench coat
He likes to gloat
He has a gun
you better run
Wating
To maul them
Wating
To smash in thier windows
Wating
To turn on the showers of fire
Waiting
To destroy thier work
Waiting
To make them all go away
Crazy
-121-
He's crazy
poison the air
He's crazy
cut off his hair
He's crazy
This will not do
He's crazy
Make him into glue
He's crazy
Low battery
%%%%%%%%%%%
My batterys are getting low
At least it tells me so I know
Makes me have to get more
It's such a bore
Bathroom walls
+------------+
Taking a dump, in the stall
Thier is graffiti on the wall
I had found an odd mix
They found a quick fix
Put in a chalk board
To scrible on when bored
Fixes the great downfall
Of scribbles on the wall
Cute girl
=-=-=-=-=
Thier is a cute girl over there
I look at her, but do I care?
No, I don't realy care
Nothing that we share
For, she is over there
With her ashtray bare
I'm sitting over here
With a big mug of beer
She gives me a snear
I slowly drop a tear
Why is she so rude?
Why is she so crude?
What causes her mood?
Why does she brood?
But I know why
Why I truely cry
I'm a pathetic fuck
Don't have any luck
The gods know I suck
Wana get hit by a truck
But instead
I dread
I will just sit and smoke
Inhale another toke
Life is simply a joke
One day I'll croak
Starving wait
|-_-_-_-_-_-|
Dosn't she look great
She's the starvng wait
She dosn't finish her plate
So she can keep off the wheight
Luckey fuck
+---------+
He's a luckey fuck
Dosn't give a fuck
Got luck like *snap*
Like to give him a *whack*
He's happy go luckey
But I think he's a junkie
Probably speed
stuff he dosn't need
LSD
\_/
LSD makes your mind free
it lets you sprit be
but it's not the best
although cheaper than the rest
HTML editing
=-=-=-=-=-=-
Editing HTML, how can he manage
it's the hypertext markeup language
What else does one need
maby another dose of speed
all the brackets
causing rackets
all the hyper
hard to cypher
No Hurry
)-+-+-+-(
No hurry
So sorry
No hurry
So sorry
No hurry
So sorry
No hurry
So sorry
No hurry
So sorry
No hurry
So sorry
No hurry
So sorry
No hurry
So sorry
(but I want more!)
Coffee and smokes
!***************!
Drinking coffee
Smoking smokes
Thinking about mopie (mopie is the guy who mops the floors at pizza hut)
Listing to others jokes (Every morning)
Teena
\^+^/
She cooks pies all day
On the clock or not
She does it her own way
She works quite a lot
Never question her way
You just might get shot
According to spec
}+-=-=-=-=-=-=-+{
According to spec
we use topping cups
According to spec
we use saucse ladles
According to spec
We wash all the pans
According to spec
We don't smoke in back
According to spec
We don't graise food
According to spec
we don't have a 3000ms (the famious 3 second rule (3000ms))
According to spec...
Fuck spec, that rarely happens!
The 7+K file
#=--------=#
It takes quite a while
To type out 7K into a file
But he has quite a while
To put junk in his file
That GUY!
*-------*
That guy over there
In the other chair
He keeps twitching
He keeps bitching
He needs a switching
His leg keeps moving
Kina like he's groving
Uniform
______p -It's a tapemeasure!
The uniform must be
Prim and propper
It dosn't take much to see
What kind of worker
Is wearing the uniform
That can barely conform
The Flag
P/////|| - dominos
He dosn't realize
that the flag
that he wears
is not right
it's backwards
but he does not
see that fact
the stars should
face into the
wind (the front)
This dosn't ryme
but it does fit
into the left
margin danm well
if anybody still
has a 20 charecter
wide dispalay
this would show
up quite well
That guys ass
%-----------%
That guys ass
what a mass
that chunk of meat
shure fills the seat
evenly split in two
what is he to do
he sits all day
it won't go away
It is here to stay
does he like it that way?
Is he gay?
Ahh! He went away!
Fuck The System
9______________ - roll of tape being dispenced
Somebody said fuck the system
but he couldn't define what he ment
so the crowd left him
his words where took, and bent
Elvis lives
=----+----=
Elvis lives
Somewhere in graceland
Elvis lives
He plays in a band
Elvis lives
He roams this land
Elvis lives
Hiding in graceland
Elvis lives
Under the grandstand
Elvis lives
Isn't it grand?
Elvis lives
Well, not realy :)
What does Sam do
*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*+
What does he do?
Why is he so slow?
I could see if he was new
Been there for a while though
Takes hours to do buffay
To everyone's dismay
I took on that job today
In thirty min I was away