Inspired by NIN, and nethack
The prayer
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I pray to my god
He does not answer
I pray again
How weak I am
I cry
But he doesn't care
I wimper
Will he save me?
I scream his name "Thoth!"
He sends a reply
I scream
Then I die
"Thoust has angered me young mortal!"
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/ \ / \
/ REST \ / This \
/ IN \ / release of \
/ PEACE \ / NetHack is \
/ \ / dedicated to \
| xpurple | | the memory of |
| 598 Au | | |
| killed by a | | Izchak Miller |
| bolt of lightning| | 1935 - 1994 |
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| | | Ascended |
| 1999 | | |
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Goodbye xpurple the Wizard...
You died in The Dungeons of Doom on dungeon level 9 with 3482 points,
and 782 pieces of gold, after 8329 moves.
You were level 7 with a maximum of 48 hit points when you died.
Untitled +------+ Bag of holding Bag of tricks Dragon of red Dragon of green Nympth of water Nympth of air
kitty death @__________ Little ones to him belong They are small, and cute And, he's just wrong I've only got one boot I try to hobble around They haven't found me But, too much sound Can I get free? Battle of the warecats Way too many of them Stronger than warerats ZAP, Zap, Zap, boom They kill me off Out of me make a meal Because of my sloth Now I don't feel (because I'm dead)
My TV \___/ Stupid television Green in my vision My TV is green Like your spleen It's also got black Red, and blue it does lack Still looks pretty good Though, not as it should Green, not a bad color Looks like no other It's bright and bold Cheap, it was sold They couldn't sell it I'm colorblind a bit Works great for me Something I can see!
The killer
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Want to die?
I can help
Just make it worth my time
I love the life of crime
How did it start, I don't know
Ya just kina do it...ya know
When will it stop
*BANG*
Can I see _-~~~~~-_ Please? You know how bad I want to Don't you? You can't help but notice Oh But, you have other plans NO! So much pain you cause Why! Did I do something wrong? Sigh Tell me, please tell me! Sob I fix it, I swear to god! Whimper Whatever it is, tell me! Shrug Don't walk away, please! Stay! It has to be this way? Stop! Give me the answer! Cower Don't hurt me, don't... Cry What haven't I done? What! Fucking answer me! Sob Give me a clue... Wimper I try to please you Wimper Doesn't it matter? Sob Don't you even care? Cry Fucking tell me! Cry Don't hurt me girl Please *BREAKS DOWN CRYING TOTALY*
I have no idea where this came from, a totaly new style. It's supposto be half a a conversation...only the guys side (You have to imagine the other side of it)...Also, what's actualy going on is somewhat of a mistery...arn't I evil?
'Click another link See a girl in pink Choose another~~~~\ Then another~ ~\ Hehe porn!~ o ~\ Dresses torn o / \ Even some flix \ Chicks with dicks | So called she-mail | Some big, like whale | But, not for me man | I can't see any now | All I see is [IMAGE] | Or, sometimes [LINK] | I just see lota text | But it goes so fast! | 56k is great for it! | Yay, got ZGV to work | now I can kina see/________|
Want =--= You want her You need her Yearn for her Long for her What ya gona do when you finaly get her? Do you have any answer to my question? You get her What now?
The pressure they put on you Can you take it? What they want you to do Will you give in? They tease, and torment you Will you take it? Bitter, and cold, all alone Will you run? They chase after you Will you hide? They hit, and push you Will you fight? Stand your ground!
Who knows where this one came from.