Some random quotes from today's valent efforts to help people who don't even had the brains that god gave a screwdriver.

"I have a Dell, with windows ME.  It's what they call a macintosh I think."
-- I'm not sure who that would piss off more, Michell Dell, or Steve Jobs.

Client: "I've been listening to the modem with my cordless phone, and it
	 disconects me."
Tech: "That will disconect you."
Client: "No it doesn't!  I read that on the internet!"

Where do these people come from, what do they do for a living, and how can I tell who they are without having to talk to them?

Sadly, they are the same people I share the roads with. The ones who follow on my ass for ten miles, then finaly get ahead, and cut me off. Causing me to stop because they have decided they suddenly need to turn off right after getting in front of me.

It makes me wish that it wasn't a bad idea to keep people from breathing.

OH well, thier kind will eventualy destroy everything. Including me.

They complain till they are blue in the face, they threaten everything under the sun. Well, except takeing thier buisness elsewhere.

The one today who kept complaining that he kept getting disconected whenever he picked up the phone demanded to speak to my manager. Danmit, when you pick up the phone when your online you *will* be disconected 99% of the time. I don't care. (insert creative dirty word here)

Argh, my coffee is cold, and I need to sleep.

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